Did I miss the cougar joke?

mmmm... cougars

Am i missing something?

giggity

/still prefers them younger

Cougar thread!

/sweetness

Ah...

Bay Area cougars? The problem is as bad as I thought!

/travel routes are usually Telegraph ave for easy Berklee/Oakland access

My research found these Bay Area cougar travel routes:

Awesome cougars ruined cougars for me.

Headline gave me a chub until I realized you were discussing mountain lions.

Cougars can be scared off with just about anything that makes a loud booming sound. shotgun, cannon, grenade launcher. big knives and/or swords work too. and bright lights. I suggest a good falchion. it looks like an overgrown skinning knife, but hey, who can laugh at how dumb it looks when it saves (or takes) their live?

green?

mctom: Bay Area cougars? The problem is as bad as I thought!

/travel routes are usually Telegraph ave for easy Berklee/Oakland access

Ew! East Bay cougars still braid their armpits.

Man, I wish cougars would threaten my public safety.

/privae safety, too
//rowr

I was waiting for the joke.... so many opportunities...


I honestly think the joke was the long headline with no joke. Good one subby, I see your tricks.

That's the best headline for this article?

Bay Area Cougars....is that a band name yet?

/link is hot

Akriloth: Cougars can be scared off with just about anything that makes a loud booming sound. shotgun, cannon, grenade launcher. big knives and/or swords work too. and bright lights. I suggest a good falchion. it looks like an overgrown skinning knife, but hey, who can laugh at how dumb it looks when it saves (or takes) their live?

Or you could just make a point of only paying attention to the younger girls at the bar.

The headline, linked article, thread...all so disappointing.

Approves.

Dude... no need for the stun gun and cage. All you have to do is ask.

Akriloth: Cougars can be scared off with just about anything that makes a loud booming sound. shotgun, cannon, grenade launcher. big knives and/or swords work too. and bright lights. I suggest a good falchion. it looks like an overgrown skinning knife, but hey, who can laugh at how dumb it looks when it saves (or takes) their live?

good advice, but not often viable in a crowded room. I reccommend just asking their age, and then mentioning it over and over again. generally, it makes them uncomfortable, and they will move on to different targets.

It's the bay area! Just go to a gay bar if you want to avoid a cougar. If one tries to pounce on you, grab the nearest guys ass. That is how you scare away a cougar my friends.

couger nearly killed Kim Bauer.

Thats why I moved 3500 miles away!

blkhwk86: It's the bay area! Just go to a gay bar if you want to avoid a cougar. If one tries to pounce on you, grab the nearest guys ass. That is how you scare away a cougar my friends.

But then you risk running into trouble with bears

mctom: blkhwk86: It's the bay area! Just go to a gay bar if you want to avoid a cougar. If one tries to pounce on you, grab the nearest guys ass. That is how you scare away a cougar my friends.

But then you risk running into trouble with bears

Very nicely done.

mctom: blkhwk86: It's the bay area! Just go to a gay bar if you want to avoid a cougar. If one tries to pounce on you, grab the nearest guys ass. That is how you scare away a cougar my friends.

But then you risk running into trouble with bears

Why not throw the bear at the cougar? They'll just go shopping and talk about guys.

Bonanza Jellybean: /link is hot

Came here to do this.
Go Slugs!

Akriloth: Cougars can be scared off with just about anything that makes a loud booming sound... big knives and/or swords...

You're doing it wrong.

mctom: But then you risk running into trouble with bears

Oh, no!

tchau: blah blah Kim Bauer.

this comment is useless without pics

mctom: blkhwk86: It's the bay area! Just go to a gay bar if you want to avoid a cougar. If one tries to pounce on you, grab the nearest guys ass. That is how you scare away a cougar my friends.

But then you risk running into trouble with bears

Though, i do have to congratulate you on coming back with that quickly. Bravo.

/caffeine withdrawals!!! Oh noes! Need...more...yerba...mate
//takes a while to click in my head.

blkhwk86: Need...more...yerba...mate

Crap, that reminds me, I need to get some more of that, myself.

mctom: blkhwk86: It's the bay area! Just go to a gay bar if you want to avoid a cougar. If one tries to pounce on you, grab the nearest guys ass. That is how you scare away a cougar my friends.

But then you risk running into trouble with bears

Well played sir.
/golf clap

theorellior: mctom: But then you risk running into trouble with bears

Oh, no!

Exactly.

A friend of mine used to have a warehouse in downtown Portland where we would rehearse all the time, and one afternoon we were standing on the sidewalk taking a break and a procession of bears in leather thongs, 'slutty lumberjack' attire and various forms of bondage gear paraded by. Turns out the warehouse was next door to Portland's #1 bear bar (The Dirty Duck) and that was parade day. After about 100 bears walked by, we all looked at each other and said "did we really just see that?"

/back to cougars, please

Submittard, I'd give you an A for effort, but this isn't UC Santa Cruz.

/loves "American Dad"
//proud UC Santa Cruz alumni
///note my fark login

well let's liven this up a little:

lively (new window)

Cletusostomy: Am i missing something?

A cougar is a woman who is around late 30s+, still very good looking, who likes her men young and preys on them to keep her many hungers satisfied.

A cougar will teach you young'uns Love. (properly)

Bonanza Jellybean: /link is hot

Came for the banana slug...leaving satisfied in a high protein kind of way.
/NTTAWWT

studebaker hoch:

nightmares!

/new keyboard, please

I've seen two mountain lions in the Diablo range in the Bay Area, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

I've also slept with the other kind of cougar in the Bay Area, so I'm really really getting a kick out of these replies!

Gatineau Cougars spotted in downtown Ottawa:

Gatineau Cougar (new window)

You should have seen the...what do you call a 31 year old potential cougar? Bonus points: what does it take to convince something beautiful that it is worthless?

roar!

thewah: You should have seen the...what do you call a 31 year old potential cougar? Bonus points: what does it take to convince something beautiful that it is worthless?

31 is in no way a freakin cougar. jesus christ, 2 years earlier she was in her 20s.

I agree with picturescrazy. The subby pulled some zen voodoo magic on us by NOT making any of the obvious jokes, leaving us all scratching our heads as we reread the headline, searching...

Either that, or he just wanted to let us thread monkeys have all the fun. Either way, good one!

i understand the cougar reference, but what's the banana slug bit about?