I hate that ride at Disney World. It makes me feel dirty when I get off. ;)

I've always thought that Disney World can make a sane person lose it.

was that wrong?

How do you know he was with his wife and kids, subby? Huh? ANSWER ME

The DVD was called Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

What a farking toad.

I'm not sure why but this reminds of that urban legend where the girlfriend in college breaks up with the guy and sends him a picture of her banging another dude and the guy promptly mails the pic to her mom and dad with a message saying "Enjoying college a lot. Please send more money."

He has a DVD of them having sex? Like in "professinally produced DVD"? Or 4 GB video footage?

How about a "Classy" tag.

I like the type of lawyer he is: tax. Not only is he some kind of low grade terd, he is a boring one, too.

If he has a DVD of them having sex... why not just screen cap it for the nudes. What an idiot.

Is that pic on the left the blackmailer? Judging by the pic, I'd be amazed if the woman is over 13.

And he is (was?) a partner with Deloitte.

/From another big4 firm and I am getting a kick....

Upon R'ing TFA, I see that the pedophile is unrelated to the story. Sorry.

tehwinrar: If he has a DVD of them having sex... why not just screen cap it for the nudes. What an idiot.

I was kinda thinking that myself. He might also wanna watch the dvd. Worst case scenario the guy has to go home and fark his wife.

Don't you just hate it when your spouse brings their work on vacation?

technology is amazing, this guy can blackmail his exgirlfreind while on vacation at disney world. I'll bet he even checked his office email account. technology man, this is where it's at.

HoboSong: How do you know he was with his wife and kids, subby? Huh? ANSWER ME

He read the link in TFA from Gothamist on the story.

picture placement fail. guy on the left is not the man in question

HoboSong: How do you know he was with his wife and kids, subby? Huh? ANSWER ME

WHERE ARE THEY?!



/not sure why that came to mind

I have known people who have worked at Disney World and other theme parks, and visitors are the angriest and horniest people you'd meet. You don't want to know what the chick in the Cinderella outfit gets whispered to her by all the daddies. Okay, you probably do, but I'm not going to tell you.

Superjoe: You don't want to know what the chick in the Cinderella outfit gets whispered to her by all the daddies. Okay, you probably do, but I'm not going to tell you.

When you go to the Happiest Place on Earth you kind of expect a happy ending.

feckingmorons: And he is (was?) a partner with Deloitte.

/From another big4 firm and I am getting a kick....

As a tax attorney at Deloitte, I'm REALLY getting a kick...

Well, as long as it was an E ticket ride...

They have a class on how to do this in law school. Scumbaggery 503.

The full name of that firm is Deloitte and Douche.

Diogenes

Don't you just hate it when your spouse brings their work on vacation?


Two words: billable hours.

:-)

l3randon:
Is that pic on the left the blackmailer? Judging by the pic, I'd be amazed if the woman is over 13.

No, that's what Tom Green would look like if he had a respectable job.

If the X was hot , Who would not want 1 more pic.
/If she is hot I'll give him $5 for a copy of the DVD.

jbcuky:
As a tax attorney at Deloitte, I'm REALLY getting a kick...

We won't paint with a big brush and include you in with lowlife attorneys because we're smart enough to realize it's only that 99% that give the rest a bad name.

It's o.k.! Nobody has found any instances of professional misconduct for this lawyer.

I like how he's so couth and organized. "Klig then politely requested the following photos: "(1) fully clothed; (2) without [her] shirt; (3) without [her] shirt and pants (in just a bra and panties); (4) without the bra and (5) fully nude."

Well you did hear why Mickey and Minnie got a divoice, didnt you?

portscanner: Well you did hear why Mickey and Minnie got a divoice, didnt you?

Because she was crazy??

She was farking Goofy!

...still hoping for that asteroid to hit the planet...any second now...nobody worth saving here...

now...about that annihilatrix...: )

Well that's just farking goofy.

I fail to see why you would need pictures if you have video

Considering he has a wife, kids and high profile job, it seems clear that his attempt to blackmail was doomed to failure.

/Mutual Assured Destruction - it's not just for nuclear armed superpowers anymore.

FTFA:

"Steven Klig, a partner at finance giant Deloitte [and author of BNA Portfolio 712-1st, Partnerships -- Taxable Income; Allocation of Distributive Shares; Capital Accounts]..."

Need to read that one, sounds like a real nail-biter.

tehwinrar: If he has a DVD of them having sex... why not just screen cap it for the nudes. What an idiot.

The publishers wanted better photos for the front cover. They only use the screen caps for the back.

Unknown_Poltroon: Pics or it didn't happen.

Why did it take this long for this to be said?

GreySpectre: I fail to see why you would need pictures if you have video

It's got nothing to do with the pictures. This is all about control.... hence the itemized requisition list.

Do you people understand how hard it is to get pictures of nekkid women nowadays? Sometimes, you have to resort to blackmail.

The Aristocrats?

He just wanted to insert his agenda into her portfolio.

sseye: The full name of that firm is Deloitte and Douche.

Winnar!

/I loled

sseye: The full name of that firm is Deloitte and Douche.

I always call them Toilet and Douche.

/SRSly

Death by Misadventure: I'm not sure why but this reminds of that urban legend where the girlfriend in college breaks up with the guy and sends him a picture of her banging another dude and the guy promptly mails the pic to her mom and dad with a message saying "Enjoying college a lot. Please send more money."

Bwa ha ha

I'm sure the scumbags wife said, "HALF!"