Wouldn't he have to learn how to read first?

This is bound to be one of the most obfuscated, imbicilic bullshiat filled pile of epic fail ever.
/DNRTFA

US President George W. Bush revealed today that he plans to write a book after leaving office later this month, but admitted he's not yet sure what it will be about.

the further adventures of a certain goat ?

Didn't Clinton have some sort of "pop-up" version as well?

Mordant: US President George W. Bush revealed today that he plans to write a book after leaving office later this month, but admitted he's not yet sure what it will be about.

the further adventures of a certain goat ?

I lol'd.

Hmmm. I've never seen a pop-up pamphlet before. That will be interesting.

desertmouse: Didn't Clinton have some sort of "pop-up" version as well?

worst.troll.evar.
GTFO

Hey now! Bush's memoir will also proudly come in coloring book version.

cretinbob: desertmouse: Didn't Clinton have some sort of "pop-up" version as well?

worst.troll.evar.
GTFO

I don't think you got that. Think about it.

I thought he'd write MadLibs but require you to pull words off the following list

patriot, turrist, bipartisan, librul, wmd, strategery, sovurn, awesome, awesomeness, mission accomplished, stay the course

desertmouse: Didn't Clinton have some sort of "pop-up" version as well?

I heard Barbara bought him the big 64 crayon box with the built in sharpener just for this.

Pop-ups would be pretty cool . . . one for each of the 57 States.

I thought subby was going with crayon on construction paper. Pop-up form was an excellent and surprise choice. Nicely done.

The price will be redacted. Then you find out about the monthly payments of $10 billion.

Pop-up, nah... scratch-and-sniff.

Sounds like another part of the Legacy Plan, to me.

I might buy it, though, it might be funny.

Kit Carson: Pop-ups would be pretty cool . . . one for each of the 57 States.

If you going to parrot this line out get it right. When Obama said he had been to 57 states he mentioned he had one more to go to in the continental US + Alaska and Hawaii. That means he didn't claim there were 57 states, but 60.

Funny, that makes it seem it being a simple mistake much more likely... saying fifty instead of forty accidentally.

Great, just what we need, a president who waved a Stevie Wonder, refused to sell his home to blacks, said that the French didn't have a word for entrepreneur, described eminem as the "most dangerous threat to American children since polio", paid for the funeral of a 6-year-old who drowned near his ranch in Crawford, Texas, to write a book.


Did you know that Nostradamus predicted in 2000 that the "village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader in the home of greatest power"
Looks like the great profit was proven right.

Will it be a sequel to "My Pet Goat"?

Jonny Chimpo: Kit Carson: Pop-ups would be pretty cool . . . one for each of the 57 States.

If you going to parrot this line out get it right. When Obama said he had been to 57 states he mentioned he had one more to go to in the continental US + Alaska and Hawaii. That means he didn't claim there were 57 states, but 60.

Funny, that makes it seem it being a simple mistake much more likely... saying fifty instead of forty accidentally.

Sorry, I thought this was a troll thread. My apologies. I didn't realize Obama pulled a Palin.

It's already been done:



/hot as Iraq in August

Kit Carson:
Sorry, I thought this was a troll thread. My apologies. I didn't realize Obama pulled a Palin.

I thought it was a point at bush and laugh thread.

"How I Farked America" -by George W. Bush

>> George W. Bush reveals his memoir plans.

The short version.

Bush was elected.

He then broke the country.

Trajan's Call'Em: This is bound to be one of the most obfuscated, imbecilic bullshiat filled pile of epic fail ever.
/DNRTFA

Corrected 'imbecilic' for you, and since this memoir is not going to be written by the New York Times, Daily Kos, or the Huff Post there is no way it could be the 'most' imbecilic thing ever written.

He will discuss the economic crisis in Chapter 11.

shanrick: cretinbob: desertmouse: Didn't Clinton have some sort of "pop-up" version as well?

worst.troll.evar.
GTFO

I don't think you got that. Think about it.

Oh I got it. I just took it as the old "B...B...B..But Clinton"

Sadly for the publisher, this memoir will not sell well, since most of the 22% who would buy it cannot color inside the lines, and know it.

My Pet Nanny State

This "Bush's library and/or memoirs will feature coloring books and/or pop-ups!" is getting old.

The guy's dumb, we get it.

Kit Carson: Pop-ups would be pretty cool . . . one for each of the 57 States 50 states.

FTFY. I think we're starting to see a "b-b-but Obama."

AlanSmithee: He will discuss the economic crisis in Chapter 11.

I LOL'd

I still think this is the wrong tone to take with Bush. He's less stupid, more unAmerican in my mind.

Way to catch Osama Bin Laden, GOP.

And here I sit, all out of crayons. How unfortunate.

I think a Bush memoir could actually be a very interesting read. Right now the Bush administration seems to be very focused on his legacy. When this book is written, it will be more likely that the legacy is more firm set, and it will hopefully show his reaction. I am just afraid that the memoirs will be too revisionist.

Somebody has to do something before the GOP turns the Shrub into another Abraham Lincoln or Jesus Christ.

Forget pop-up, what about scratch and sniff?

One natural gas pipeline company gives out a scratch and sniff sheet of chemical smells to residents who live near the pipline. I had no idea just how nauseating scratch and sniff propane, gas, crude oil, and natural gas stickers could be.

GAT_00: Hey now! Bush's memoir will also proudly come in coloring book version.

And when obama does his book it will have chicken grease and watermelon seeds on it. See how easy this is. Big deal.

Poor winners are just as pathetic as sore losers.

Get over yourselves.

slyde: GAT_00: Hey now! Bush's memoir will also proudly come in coloring book version.

And when obama does his book it will have chicken grease and watermelon seeds on it. See how easy this is. Big deal.

Poor winners are just as pathetic as sore losers.

Get over yourselves.

I think that people have been making "Bush is stupid" jokes since 1999. This is hardly a phenomenon that just popped up from the glee of Obama winning.

Jonny Chimpo: I am just afraid that the memoirs will be too revisionist.

Hell, I expect it. It's going to be more of the same wharrgarbl we've seen in the past eight years, only this time in book format.

"I have no clear recollection of those events."

Tsunami Ditka: Jonny Chimpo: I am just afraid that the memoirs will be too revisionist.

Hell, I expect it. It's going to be more of the same wharrgarbl we've seen in the past eight years, only this time in book format.

I hope he does it with an academic co-author and really discusses his presidency as he saw it with some honesty. It might be an interesting read, and I might even cut the guy some slack.

slyde: GAT_00: Hey now! Bush's memoir will also proudly come in coloring book version.

And when obama does his book it will have chicken grease and watermelon seeds on it. See how easy this is. Big deal.

Poor winners are just as pathetic as sore losers.

Get over yourselves.

Another moron that lacks the capacity of thought to see why people may have a strong distaste for george because of his presidential actions and try to compare it with bashing on somebody who hasn't made a single official executive decision yet. Color me surprised. Seems stupidity is still a platform for the GOP.

randomjsa: Trajan's Call'Em: This is bound to be one of the most obfuscated, imbecilic bullshiat filled pile of epic fail ever.
/DNRTFA

Corrected 'imbecilic' for you, and since this memoir is not going to be written by the New York Times, Daily Kos, or the Huff Post there is no way it could be the 'most' imbecilic thing ever written.

The Bush-worshipper's nose seems rather brown today.

Jonathan Hohensee: I think that people have been making "Bush is stupid" jokes since 1999. This is hardly a phenomenon that just popped up from the glee of Obama winning.

Yes, because being racist is exactly the same thing as making fun of a truly stupid arsehole.

INTERTRON: Jonathan Hohensee: I think that people have been making "Bush is stupid" jokes since 1999. This is hardly a phenomenon that just popped up from the glee of Obama winning.

Yes, because being racist is exactly the same thing as making fun of a truly stupid arsehole.

Whoops, replied to wrong guy.

LOOK INSIDE



This is George. He lived in America.

Hey smitty?

And when Barry Obama does his they will bein EBONICS.

An excerpt:

You are the President of the United States of America, and the country has been attacked by terrorists.

1) To commit the necessary resources to defeat them in Afghanistan turn to page 43.

2) To commit too few resources to fully stabilize the country and instead invade Iraq, also with too few resources turn to page 57.

3) To do all of option 2, but also destroy America's reputation, ruin the economy, and pursue divisive domestic policies, turn to page 80:

mfaby: Hey smitty?

And when Barry Obama does his they will bein EBONICS.

OK, who let the retard out? Seriously guys, we need to keep them isolated.