*Yawn*

/You and 50 million other attention whores

I was so very scared it would be Amy Winehouse.

Shame on me for clicking on that. You suck, subby.

That photo calls out for a caption.

eddyatwork: I was so very scared it would be Amy Winehouse.


Picture a burlap bag of antlers with lipstick and a huge unruly patch of hair with a ribbon on top.

WhoTF is that?

A t-shirt with that headline could pay for itself in a weekend with all the free drinks you'd get...

/if you're a good looking woman

remus: eddyatwork: I was so very scared it would be Amy Winehouse.


Picture a burlap bag of antlers with lipstick and a huge unruly patch of hair with a ribbon on top.

remus: eddyatwork: I was so very scared it would be Amy Winehouse.


Picture a burlap bag of antlers with lipstick and a huge unruly patch of hair with a ribbon on top.

rips open envelope.

ann coulter

don't we all..

Let me bet the first to say. Pics or it didn't happen

A resounding "Meh" was heard across all the world.

I just got a redlight for a story on builders camo-ing outhouses in San Francisco to avoid arsonists, so I'm getting a huge kick out of this greenlight.

CanisNoir: Surprise Butsecks!!!!

Speaking of which, the article mentioned a "pretty singer;" editor must have used the wrong photo from the looks of things.

Wow, that is one hell of an article.

Thats one scary looking transvestite.

Who is she?

FTA
The pretty singer told pal...

Pretty? LOLz.

Byno: Speaking of which, the article mentioned a "pretty singer;" editor must have used the wrong photo from the looks of things.

Yea, there was a lot of fail in that article.

Kill it with fire!

"I expose myself when I'm drunk"

Mom?

Dad?

WTF is up with those eye lashes???

It seems that one should keep the sharpies away from more than Mexicans.

When you shave the ugly off of her this is what she CAN look like:


Jus' sayin'

Maddogjew: It seems that one should keep the sharpies away from more than Mexicans.

Dude - she's not Mexican - from Wikipedia:
"Mutya is of Filipino, Spanish and Irish descent. Her name "Mutya" means "muse" or "pearl" in Tagalog, the official language in the Philippines."


We wouldn't want her, anyway, senor...

Johnny Chicago
When you shave photoshop the ugly off of her this is what she CAN look like..

FIFY :)

Johnny Chicago: Maddogjew: It seems that one should keep the sharpies away from more than Mexicans.

Dude - she's not Mexican - from Wikipedia:
"Mutya is of Filipino, Spanish and Irish descent. Her name "Mutya" means "muse" or "pearl" in Tagalog, the official language in the Philippines."

What part of more don't you understand?

It's the one thing that every woman wants!

Johnny Chicago: Dude - she's not Mexican - from Wikipedia:
"Mutya is of Filipino, Spanish and Irish descent."

Well, damn, she may as well be Mexican then with that mix.

nstutsman: Johnny Chicago: Maddogjew: It seems that one should keep the sharpies away from more than Mexicans.

Dude - she's not Mexican - from Wikipedia:
"Mutya is of Filipino, Spanish and Irish descent. Her name "Mutya" means "muse" or "pearl" in Tagalog, the official language in the Philippines."

What part of more don't you understand?

It's the one thing that every woman wants!

More Sharpies?


Weird.

"I expose myself when I'm drunk"

Sounds like every Scotsman I've ever met.




Where's that 'How about no' bear when I need him?

/Andy?

Came for 'PENIS GOES WHERE' references.

Left unsatisfied.

What is a sugababe?

OH!

So she is


so she can get:

What an interesting looking humanoid.

I am so very proud of myself for not knowing who this "celebrity" is.

Thank god I have never seen her drunk when I am. That would be instant rehab.

LMAO Bet with half (meaning 99%) the guys bellyaching in here, if they were drunk.. she were drunk.. she exposed herself... they'd be on it like stupid on Bush.

/just saying

TheMega: LMAO Bet with half (meaning 99%) the guys bellyaching in here, if they were drunk.. she were drunk.. she exposed herself... they'd be on it like stupid on Bush.

I would. But then again, I've hit worse while sober.

What happened to that girl's face? It looks like she fell asleep and someone shaved her eyebrows of and then drew them back on. Eyelashes too.

If any headline ever warranted the t-shirt button, it was this one. Mods, you're slipping.

TheMega: LMAO Bet with half (meaning 99%) the guys bellyaching in here, if they were drunk.. she were drunk.. she exposed herself... they'd be on it like stupid on Bush.

There's a huge difference between "would hit" and "want to hit".

Bhruic: There's a huge difference between "would hit" and "want to hit".

To the starving man, even Vegemite looks good.

TheMega: LMAO Bet with half (meaning 99%) the guys bellyaching in here, if they were drunk.. she were drunk.. she exposed herself... they'd be on it like stupid on Bush.

/just saying

I'll catch hell for this, I just know it. I don't get what everyone's saying about her being ugly, butterface, whatever the hell they want to say.

I seriously believe any of these guys bashing the appearance of a pop-star want us to believe their standards are higher than they really are. I'm not afraid to say she's not unattractive. Hell, we can't really tell the way she paints her face on.

I bet most are ashamed they can only bed a butterface. A REAL butterface. Like if throw up had a face.

Who doesn't?

ugh.. =\

Wow, what a completely obvious bimbo-tastic remark. It's just one tiny step away from the Blonde Spell of Drink Summoning, "I get soooo slutty when I'm drunk!"