If it was my hot cousin, sure.

If it was God Is My Co-Pirate's hot cousin, sure.

If the cousin was hot I'd bite her on her ass...and leave teeth marks too.

I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

meh...I believe in survival of the fittest

/And I don't like my cousins

D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

Australia: Punch it in the face
US: Shoot it in the face

/What would the Polish do?

I'd hit on the shark, thus creating a socially awkward situation in which it thinks I'm a pervert and swims away.

snuff3r: D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

Australia: Punch it in the face
US: Shoot it in the face

/What would the Polish do?

I'm pretty sure they'd steal the shark's teeth while a third family member distracts it

snuff3r: /What would the Polish do?


Tile your bathroom and build a patio?

Australia: Man swims out to attack shark in open ocean and save Cousin

Arkansas: Man marries Cousin, moves into trailer park, has seven kids with her.

I'm not close with my cousins, and I am essentially a land mammal, but I'd sure as hell yell advice.

colatf: I'm not close with my cousins, and I am essentially a land mammal, but I'd sure as hell yell advice.

"No No NO! paddle left, now right. come on now, you look like you want to be eaten!"

I like my cousin. I'd never punch him in the nose.

That picture of the shark bite was a little much for me before breakfast.

/Now I'm hungry for ham.

"She was really clam, she was brave, probably in a little bit of shock. There was no tears," he said.

I'd be clam I guess if I got bit. (Pulls shell tightly closed)

people look after their cousins in Tasmania....just saying

luthia: colatf: I'm not close with my cousins, and I am essentially a land mammal, but I'd sure as hell yell advice.

"No No NO! paddle left, now right. come on now, you look like you want to be eaten!"

I was picturing a typical farker: A A B B Up UP LEFT LEFT! Now, hit the RIGHT button four times!!! Quick!

(Graphic photo of injury on the right)

What a stupid warning, since most people (myself included) will have seen the image first.

Ouch!

I'd paddle over to the spongers and let them deal with it.

snuff3r: D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

Australia: Punch it in the face
US: Shoot it in the face

/What would the Polish do?

Throw a grenade in its face?

snuff3r: D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

Australia: Punch it in the face
US: Shoot it in the face

/What would the Polish do?

I'm not sure, but rumor has it that, in a certain former communist country, the shark would then paddle in to you on a surfboard...

luthia: colatf: I'm not close with my cousins, and I am essentially a land mammal, but I'd sure as hell yell advice.

"No No NO! paddle left, now right. come on now, you look like you want to be eaten!"

"Pee! No, wait, act like a bigger shark! Play dead! Deader! Make dolphin noises!"

Wow, my eyes are playing tricks, I thought I saw little music notes around the headline as if it were intended to be sung.


/ eyes coffee cup suspiciously, sniffs it

Had to/

I am suprised the sound of his brass balls clanging together did not scare the shark off!



\some like it hotlinked

D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

They're not wolverines. They're friggin sharks, man!

My hot cousin, or my fat, ugly Jehova's Witness cousin?

My gf went to Australia for a month.. she is there now.. I told her to punch a kangaroo in the face for me. She won't :(

Dude, I'd totally swim out and start yelling at the shark, and calling it a beyotch and pushing it, and it could push me and yell at me and then a big crowd would form and then the girls would come in and break it up before any punches were thrown.

/worked in high school

Farking Zardwarks: Dude, I'd totally swim out and start yelling at the shark, and calling it a beyotch and pushing it, and it could push me and yell at me and then a big crowd would form and then the girls would come in and break it up before any punches were thrown.

/worked in high school

Sounds like there's be a full-blown musical number involved ...

Thats pretty metal.


but not this metal.

Wow, you must have a pretty sad and pathetic life if you think only Australians would do that shiat. Hell, even the French may.

/not the Danish, though

Can we please stop this meme? It's really getting to be too much.

I read fark for the pics: My gf went to Australia for a month.. she is there now.. I told her to punch a kangaroo in the face for me. She won't :(

You are sleeping with her hot friend, there by destroying both of her closest relationships. If not you should.

Farking Zardwarks: Dude, I'd totally swim out and start yelling at the shark, and calling it a beyotch and pushing it, and it could push me and yell at me and then a big crowd would form and then the girls would come in and break it up before any punches were thrown.

/worked in high school

It's human nature.

Ya, that is actually pretty hardcore. Good for him.

The guy who punched the shark to save his dog was WAY more hardcore.

snuff3r: D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

Australia: Punch it in the face
US: Shoot it in the face

/What would the Polish do?

Drown on the way out?

scamp-dun-emer:
Sounds like there's be a full-blown musical number involved ...

When you're a jet, you're a jet 'til the end.

/snap
//slashie

D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

Yeah, because I never go to the beach without a firearm.

/what goes better with my blue speedo, the winchester or my .38?
//ass

peon36: D-Sizzle: I'd shoot it with a freakin' twelve gauge, what would you do in a situation like that?

Yeah, because I never go to the beach without a firearm.

/what goes better with my blue speedo, the winchester or my .38?
//ass

I keep my firearm IN my speedo.

/HEY-O!
//it's a Dillinger
/// :(

// obvious solution to a shark problem, call the Jets
// hotlinked like a dirty NY gang

remus: // obvious solution to a shark problem, call the Jets
// hotlinked like a dirty NY gang

Looks like a fight btwn lawyers and insurance salesmen.

Farking Zardwarks: Looks like a fight btwn lawyers and insurance salesmen.

Yes, but the are faaaabulous at dance routines and show tunes.

tonesskin: Wow, you must have a pretty sad and pathetic life if you think only Australians would do that shiat. Hell, even the French may.

/not the Danish, though

You got that right - we only have sharks of about 1 m in length.

Btw, one of the best forms of entertainment on our west coast is to watch the almost ritual suicide by German tourists that have no concept of the word 'undertow'

Farking Zardwarks: r

Looks like a fight btwn lawyers and insurance salesmen.

My money is on the lawyers/Jets.

DeRosso: tonesskin: Wow, you must have a pretty sad and pathetic life if you think only Australians would do that shiat. Hell, even the French may.

/not the Danish, though

You got that right - we only have sharks of about 1 m in length.

Btw, one of the best forms of entertainment on our west coast is to watch the almost ritual suicide by German tourists that have no concept of the word 'undertow'

They've grown to 1m now?

But yeah, it's pretty fun to see the Germans exiting the water, wondering where the hell they are, cause they only swam 50m straight out, they should be right where they thought!
Usually, they and up about a mile down the coast, some of them get Darwin'ed and end up clogging the veins of various innocent litle sea critters.

/in Denmark, you eat shark
//and it's yummy!

qrb912 I knew someone would post those. I came here to argue that since there are tags to reflect different degrees of stupidity, there should be at least one tag for the one beyond hero.

There should be a 'brass balls' tag.

fta:NSW shark attack

I, for one, would like to see a SFW shark attack.

december: what a shark attack may look like

Exactly. People are not delicious.