"Zombie" was always a bit harsh.

"Wizened creature kept alive only by regular doses of Sorcerer's Stone" is the strict medical opinion, I believe.

She looks a bit fat in those pictures, at least by fark standards.

If she wants to be hittable, I prescribe a strict diet of cocaine and cigs.

Well there goes my death pool bet. Doesn't she understand there's money riding on all this?!?!

"But here I feel so calm and peaceful and for the first time I can definitely say I AM off the drugs. I haven't touched anything since I arrived and I feel the best I have in years."

She's been there since January 1, so she's been clean just over a week. (Not counting the booze, of course.)

Isn't that a little soon to proclaim that you're off the drugs? She really hasn't gone a week without them till now?

Thanks to FARK, I knew who that headline was about before I clicked...I just wish she owned some clothes other than ugly bikinis.

From the headline I thought she had turned into a house elf.

God, what an annoying piece of crap she must be to encounter anywhere.

One week off drugs but sloshed to the gills.

TheOther: Thanks to FARK, I knew who that headline was about before I clicked...I just wish she owned some clothes other than ugly bikinis.

THIS

My wife and I play the game of "who's the headline about before clicking on the story" all the time.

TheOther: Thanks to FARK, I knew who that headline was about before I clicked...I just wish she owned some clothes other than ugly bikinis.

Yeah, same here. I just don't understand why no one has intervened in all this. If I was a record label head honcho, I would have already had a little sit down.

NYZooMan: God, what an annoying piece of crap she must be to encounter anywhere.



This from you?

The tabloid that makes the Sun look sober. Yikes.

Did anybody else find it amusing that she's "off drugs," but the article describes a never ending stream of daiquiris and cigarettes going into her rot?

The hotel staff are a bunch of sissies. If any other guest acted that way, they would be booted out on their ass.

pshhh Id stll hit it..

Malbar: If he's had sex with her even once, he already deserves 90% of her net worth.

This, I couldn't do it, she truly does look like a rat not to mention what diseases you would catch from her crotch.

I don't care how much money she/it has..

Props to the manwhore though, dude must be hardcore.

Looks healthier, anyway. Looks like she's gained a little weight. Good for her.

Malbar: It's nice to see gold-digging men out there. I knew they existed, but they don't get enough attention compared to gold-digging women. Young gold-digging boys need good role models to look up to as well, y'know?

If he's had sex with her even once, he already deserves 90% of her net worth.

If he's had sex with her once, he probably is 90% of her net worth.

Marla Singer's Laundry: NYZooMan: God, what an annoying piece of crap she must be to encounter anywhere.

This from you?

In person I'm actually a fairly nice guy.

The internet is just the internet.

F**khead!

She's a singer, right? I've never heard her sing, and I suspect that is a good thing.

'For the first time in my life I've got a suntan, although to be honest most of it is fake.'

Then it's not really a suntan, is it. You're at St Lucia and you still have to get a fake tan?

FTFA: "I can't for a minute understand what that handsome well-spoken boy is doing with her."

THIS. Why is it Amy Whorehouse gets a great looking boyfriend and I don't? Honestly, I'm drop dead gorgeous compared to her. Probably way more talented too.

JNowe: Looks healthier, anyway. Looks like she's gained a little weight. Good for her.

This. Pointed and laughed for a while, then it just became sad. Glad to see her looking relatively healthy and happy.

ZombieStreetCred: FTFA: "I can't for a minute understand what that handsome well-spoken boy is doing with her."

THIS. Why is it Amy Whorehouse gets a great looking boyfriend and I don't? Honestly, I'm drop dead gorgeous compared to her. Probably way more talented too.

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This is just a brief respite. When "Josh" sobers up and realizes who he's been farking, he'll drop her zombie-fied ass and she'll be back on insert lethal chemical cocktail here in no time.

Le Sport in St. Lucia? I went there on my honeymoon, 15 years ago. Wonder if they fixed the tub in our bathroom yet.

She scares me.
Okay, only a specific part of me. But still. Scary.


/come on out, fella, it's okay, they're just pictures