Yeah, but it's Australia.
Everyone knows you're dead the moment you go into the water.

Dude, that's the reason they're called "Lifesavers." Because the hole in the middle lets the air still get through if they get lodged in your throat.

Procedural Texture: Yeah, but it's Australia.
Everyone knows you're dead the moment you go into the water.

Dude, we get in the water to get away from the shiat that can kill you on land.

/staring at a funnel web whilst typing this

snuff3r: /staring at a funnel web whilst typing this

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

MaxxLarge: Dude, that's the reason they're called "Lifesavers." Because the hole in the middle lets the air still get through if they get lodged in your throat.

I laughed way too hard at that.

Its true all over the world--Vollys, you get what you pay for.

I wonder if that chubster knows that her ginormous ass is the first thing all of FARK sees when they click the link?

Here are some pics of lifeguards that are definitely NSW. (pops!)

For the past few weeks I haven't been able to access any Fairfax sites. I just get nothing. Anyone know why? Or just want to paste in the story?

/don't forget the pics
//please

Quite a garbled article, no conclusions drawn, maybe need to read again but can't be bothered. Sad picture, noticably huge arse does take away the poetic element.

Sounds like BS finger-pointing to me. "Well, if you'd called US, *WE* could have saved them!" Wouldn't have anything to do with their, you know, "job" doing something that other people do for free....

Quite a garbled article, no conclusions drawn, maybe need to read again but can't be bothered. Sad picture, noticably huge ars* does take away the poetic element.

Nicely done, You_Really_Like_Me.

I think they need to roll that beached whale back into the water..

lazymojo: I wonder if that chubster knows that her ginormous ass is the first thing all of FARK sees when they click the link?

It was certainly the first thing I saw.

Wow, it really *is* ironic!

I hope they'll have time after grieving to help that poor beached whale.

Noirceuil: I hope they'll have time after grieving to help that poor beached whale.

someone needs to tow it back out to sea.

damn.

MaxxLarge: Dude, that's the reason they're called "Lifesavers." Because the hole in the middle lets the air still get through if they get lodged in your throat.

Thread over, we have a Weiner!

Lifesavers cost four lives? So which is the lucky flavour that doesn't kill you?

SpaceMoose: Lifesavers cost four lives? So which is the lucky flavour that doesn't kill you?

Pineapple.

Five Minute Standup: SpaceMoose: Lifesavers cost four lives? So which is the lucky flavour that doesn't kill you?

Pineapple.

Truly the king of the Lifesavers.

Oh, and it kind of sounds like the professionals wouldn't have been able to help anyway since their system has so many numbers that nobody knows who to call.

snuff3r: Dude, we get in the water to get away from the shiat that can kill you on land.

I hadn't thought of that.
Gads, no wonder that continent is so sparsely populated.

_{/never been}

SpaceMoose: Lifesavers cost four lives? So which is the lucky flavour that doesn't kill you?

If they brought back lime and got rid of watermelon, this never would have happened!

You_Really_Like_Me: Here are some pics of lifeguards that are definitely NSW. (pops!)

Damn you for me not reading closely. Let me guess: that was intentional (and therefore accurate) and it stands for "New South Wales".