You go boy.

Oh he should get this one too.

oh fark, he beat me to it

This should sooooo be his second one. He can wear one on Tuesday and the other on Wednesday.

Wow! They turned the clown sweater into a fark t-shirt?

cornan: This should sooooo be his second one. He can wear one on Tuesday and the other on Wednesday.

but what about caturday....you can't forget caturday

In other news, Britney Spears has a Blog.

His T-Shirt should read:

I'm drunk.

Thanls for askink.

Once gets his second tee shirt, he can blog about it and it will show up on here as a headline and the process will start over. And over, and over again.

/are we all gonna die?

Wil, Whats with the ITG pick on your blog? You might as well have on a Punisher T-shirt.

Large Scoffee Please.

Tess Tickles: Once gets his second tee shirt, he can blog about it and it will show up on here as a headline and the process will start over. And over, and over again.

/are we all gonna die?

Wil buying Fark headline shirts will be just like dividing by zero!

That sweater is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Will pay good money for a replica.

Way to stimulate the economy, good on ya.

Loser.

Recursiveness!

Tess Tickles: Once gets his second tee shirt, he can blog about it and it will show up on here as a headline and the process will start over. And over, and over again.

/are we all gonna die?

Someone should PS a version of Wil in the clown sweater looking into a mirror; reflected by a mirror infinitely.

/of course I'm still be drunk from last night
//deserve a hangover... and when it gets here it's going to be a B*tch

Wil, I voted for you over Alyssa Milano.
Picking anything instead of Alyssa Milano, in any circumstance, is pretty amazing for me.

Woot! Wil is nearly 9% ahead of Britney in the Celebrity Weblog Awards. Here's the link if you want to vote.

My one true reality is this site, also Wil's favorite.

Link (new window)

When did Wil start with the Gil Grissom look?

/My missus thinks Gil Grissom is hot

paganized: Wil, I voted for you over Alyssa Milano.
Picking anything instead of Alyssa Milano, in any circumstance, is pretty amazing for me.

QFT, Wil you should be grateful

Bathia_Mapes: Woot! Wil is nearly 9% ahead of Britney in the Celebrity Weblog Awards. Here's the link if you want to vote.

I voted for Wil. That was hard. I guess my chances with Alyssa are off, unless I lie to her.

That's so meta, I can't even stand it.

Oh, by the way, has anyone posted the clown sweater? It's a Wheaton thread, so the clown sweater must be posted by law. I just can't get enough of the clown sweater, so I hope some Farker has posted the clown sweater. Clown sweater.

/clown sweater

Now the shirt... the shirt probably doesn't smell like bread.

paganized: Wil, I voted for you over Alyssa Milano.
Picking anything instead of Alyssa Milano, in any circumstance, is pretty amazing for me.

Not to take anything away from Wil, but have you seen her lately? She's been abusing the plastic surgery. It won't be long before she looks just like Priscilla Presley.

I guess next there'll be a fark topic when sweater boy moves his bowels

Trik: I guess next there'll be a fark topic when sweater boy moves his bowels

It has been a while since we had a good poop thread. Your call, Wil, gonna blog it next time?

/Cue the Penny Arcade strip.
//Yeah, that one.

So wil, is this going to be your second Fark headline shirt?

/recursion FTW

When is this, much like the Clown Sweater, going to be a fashion must. I wonder if some stupid fashion magazine will be dumb enough to put Wil on there as a fashion don't in a voting sistuation. They should learn Wil is the Fashion plate of Hollywood.

MythRender: recursion FTW

Stack overflow, return address corrupted.

as long as that racist kanye west doesnt win

I'll wait for the Wil Wheaton is farking Britney Spears.


/yes i know
//it'll never happen

HamWBone: as long as that racist kanye west doesnt win

Fark that twat, fark him long and hard.

falcescu: I'll wait for the Wil Wheaton is farking Britney Spears.


/yes i know
//it'll never happen

Not without a rubber

/and a de-con suit
//and a a quick sheep dip

http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-celebrity-blogger/

i was voter 6959 for will.

he only has a 9% lead

Anybody else notice that the sweater is in the newest Alltel commercial?

Decent, but this is the one I want

LongTimeLurker FirstTimeFarker: http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-celebrity-blogger/

i was voter 6959 for will.

Behold! The power of Fark! I was #6974.

30 seconds later.

/and full-body condom, too
//and total bag-bombing

Tess Tickles: Once gets his second tee shirt, he can blog about it and it will show up on here as a headline and the process will start over. And over, and over again.

/are we all gonna die?


Over and over again.

/3
//33
///333

Who the hell is Kat Dennings?

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: paganized: Wil, I voted for you over Alyssa Milano.
Picking anything instead of Alyssa Milano, in any circumstance, is pretty amazing for me.

Not to take anything away from Wil, but have you seen her lately? She's been abusing the plastic surgery. It won't be long before she looks just like Priscilla Presley.

She'd have to have some pretty severely bad plastic surgery to deter me. Have had a major crush on her since I was like...12? thats over 20 years ago.


/yay for things that will never happen. :-(

consciousNOT: Who the hell is Kat Dennings?

You NEED to look that one up!

/she'll kick yo ASS
//I swear...her, too

Wil seems like a decent guy and all but why the hell did this get the green light?

liverleef: Wil seems like a decent guy and all but why the hell did this get the green light?

You're not from around here, are you?

voter #7073 for Wil, which was difficult for me I've had a man-crush on Margaret Cho for years.

liverleef: Wil seems like a decent guy and all but why the hell did this get the green light?

Its not humor, its business. (new window)

liverleef: Wil seems like a decent guy and all but why the hell did this get the green light?

Because if Fark doesn't continue to greenlight z-list celebrity blogger Wil much less famous than Perez Hilton Wheaton's links, he'll cease to exist entirely.