Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto!

Bring me back some fudge.

Why does he have to go out of the country to talk to Bush?

yo, he totally needs to pick up ketchup chips and Molson Dry while he's up there.

Scary?

Surrender or we'll rollover in the middle of the night and crush her.

...flapping heads so full of lies...

Before I clicked, I guessed Canada.

Damn, Fark is getting too damn predictable.

Send Donairs or your presidency is an abject failure.

Well, we are the most important country America deals with, only a dick like Bush would go somewhere like Mexico.

He knows that he's in for a tough 4 years. He's just coming up to reload his stash of BC bud. A man needs his downtime.

That's only because he can't fly to his REAL preferred destination, Cuba, straight from America. He and Castro will discuss strategies to hasten the death of America and the glorious glorious rebirth of Communism.

"Unilateral" talks, subby?

In my day, we called those "speeches." AND WE LIKED IT.

The time for talk has LONG passed, he should just start the bombing.

He's gonna visit Al Franken?

Roger Arseways: yo, he totally needs to pick up ketchup chips and Molson Dry Fin du Monde while he's up there.

FTFY

That sounds like something Sarah Palin would do.

CarnySaur: That sounds like something Sarah Palin would do.

You'd think that Palin would just go to Buffalo and say she could see Canada from HWY190

If Obama decides to go Smoot-Hawley this may be his one chance to enjoy the popularity he currently has in Canada.

He's gone to ask for Canada's surrender. To make Canada states of the US is invietable

Beat me to it, he's going to score some bud.

A prez with weed is a prez indeed!

nekom: The time for talk has LONG passed, he should just start the bombing.

He's too weak and inexperienced on foreign policy to make the decision that needs to be made.

deltabourne:
That's only because he can't fly to his REAL preferred destination, Cuba, straight from America. He and Castro will discuss strategies to hasten the death of America and the glorious glorious rebirth of Communism.

LOL you must mean Fidel, not Raul. My guess is, Raul is probably just waiting for Fidel to die so he can sell Cuba to the capitalists and be feted as "Cuba's Gorbachev". Pretty soon Cubans will have internet access they can't afford, clean tap water replaced by cases of Evian that cost a week's wages, and all the fat pasty sex tourists their daughters can handle.

LosinMySenses: He's gone to ask for Canada's surrender. To make Canada states of the US is invietable

Republicans would never allow this, creationists and homophobes are already demographically challenged.

With all this talk about renewed hostilities between the US and Canada, let us not forget that the true enemy of both nations is Quebec.

deltabourne: That's only because he can't fly to his REAL preferred destination, Cuba, straight from America.

American Eagle has flights from Miami to Havana. I'm sure he knows people in the right places to arrange something.

1. Put snakes on plane: let us not forget that the true enemy of both nations is Quebec.

Let us not forget that a war with Quebec will cause a shortage of NHL goalies. Have you thought of the consequences?

No Such Agency: and all the fat pasty sex tourists their daughters can handle.

Really?! You promise?!

/quickly brushes up on Cuban flavored Spanish

LosinMySenses: He's gone to ask for Canada's surrender. To make Canada states of the US is invietable

Remember, Quebec comes with the deal.

I guessed Canada. It's a safe bet for someone with little foreign policy experience. Save Putin for another day.

Jesus, Canada?

/The terrorists have already won

//hangs toque in shame

I knew he supported terrorists.

We will bend this 'President' to our will. We will march southwards with an unstoppable army of poutine-enhanced super soldiers, wielding hockey sticks of doom.

/all is proceeding as I have forseen

"Change will not come eh, if we wait for some other person eh or some other time eh. We are the ones we've been waiting for eh. We are the change that we seek eh."
-Barack Obama. Canada 2009

Sheriff Bud Boomer does not approve.

Al Franken?

Let's talk about that NAFTA deal...eh?

Spanky_McFarksalot: "Change will not come eh, if we wait for some other person eh or some other time eh. We are the ones we've been waiting for eh. We are the change that we seek eh."
-Barack Obama. Canada 2009

Why would he keep asking our approval on all his comments?

Unilateral? As in, one-sided?

So they're going to just tie Bush, Rove & Cheney to a chair and gag them while the O man screams st them?

Best episode of "24" ever.

GaryPDX: Let's talk about that NAFTA deal...eh?

No one uses the N word up here with Americans around, now buy our manufactured goods!

Actually, I think he's going up there to negotiate our giving away Palin in exchange for a lifetime supply of maple syrup.

/you all can have her.

Round bacon is an abomination!

Any president who talks, with no preconditions, with people who would engage in such a vile outrage against food, weakens our nation.

Next thing you know, our noble Freedom Fries will be dripped with gravy and cheese curds.

He won't be able to stand the cold.

Silovik: Why would he keep asking our approval on all his comments?

He has father issues and needs constant reassurance? eh.

Roger Arseways: ketchup chips

Holy FSM (sauce be upon Him), that sounds disgusting.

eraser8: Roger Arseways: ketchup chips

Holy FSM (sauce be upon Him), that sounds disgusting.

They really are. Blech. Coffee Crisps are the fruit of highly caffeinated gods though.

eraser8: Roger Arseways: ketchup chips

Holy FSM (sauce be upon Him), that sounds disgusting.

Yeah, ketchup and potatoes... who's the sick bastard that would combine those?

eraser8: Roger Arseways: ketchup chips

Holy FSM (sauce be upon Him), that sounds disgusting.

yeah putting ketchup on fried potato just sounds wrong

/Old Dutch ketchup FTW

Adding, "eh?" to the end of a sentance doesn't necessarily make it a question.

Odd, but true. Mostly it just means, "Acknowledge that you heard and understand what I just said, because you seem a bit spaced on that BC bud."