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(Courier Times) Dumbass If you rob a bank and flee in a cab, it's a bad idea to take the same cab the next day, wearing the same clothes   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 8
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stewby111 2009-01-11 06:31:42 AM  
The tag about says it all.

 
Skydodger 2009-01-11 07:02:14 AM  
Where in the hell does a homeless guy go in a taxi?

 
Skydodger 2009-01-11 07:07:47 AM  
So Poopstain, you think they randomly arrested him with no evidence and he magically confessed? I think this is the result of shoddy reporting, not so much Keystone police work...

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2009-01-11 07:11:37 AM  
Skydodger: I think this is the result of shoddy reporting, not so much Keystone police work...

Well it was in Pennsylvania, so by default...

 
SouthernManDunWrong [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-11 09:41:52 AM  
he isn't homeless any more (the optimist in me sees the bright side to this story)

 
Arkanaut 2009-01-11 09:46:38 AM  
Homeless drug addicts aren't known for their extensive wardrobes.

 
Tassach 2009-01-11 11:45:28 AM  
PoopStain: For the record: if you are arrested, deny everythingSay nothing except to demand a lawyer.

Don't lie to a cop - that is itself a crime. Don't tell the truth, even if you're innocent (make that ESPECIALLY if you're innocent). Don't even tell them the time of day. There only 3 things you ever need to say to a cop:

"Yes, the information on my ID is correct"
"Am I free to go?"
"I refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present."

 
HeartBurnKid 2009-01-12 04:32:36 PM  
Wait... he robbed a bank and only took $1000?

That seals it... this guy is the biggest idiot EVER.

 
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