Junior High has diplomas?

WTF? How the Fark stupid can you get?

strangeguitar: Junior High has diplomas?

Sadly, some do.

In the pooper, right?

15 year old middle schooler?

Hmm, male teacher...with a 15 year old girl.

Death is too good for that bastard.

onefunkydago: 15 year old middle schooler?

She is mature for her age.

/wait, what?

Can someone post the M/F Student/Teacher matrix again? I forget if this is good or bad.

FarkingYoMindUp: onefunkydago: 15 year old middle schooler?

She is mature for her age.

/wait, what?

I'll be the judge of that. Where are the pics?

/Over there?

Bryan Joseph Kung, 22, was arrested Thursday on charges of an improper relationship between an educator and student, sexual assault of a child and possession and promotion of child pornography.

I always knew you could get fired and/or your certificate revoked for an "improper relationship between an educator and student," but this is the first time I've heard of it being an actual crime. Must be a Southern/Texas thing.

I'll be the judge of that. Where are the pics?

Careful what you wish for there was video involved in this story.

FarkingYoMindUp: onefunkydago: 15 year old middle schooler?

She is mature for her age.

/wait, what?

Could have been worse. Could have been a 15 YO homeschooler!

Second post of this today...

Ages of consent in Europe

The cost of the vacation would be less than the legal defense and you could bang kids legally.

Bryan Joseph Kung, 22, was arrested


Everybody Wang Kung tonight

What is with all of these love letters/naked photos? I don't remember ever sending a girlfriend a written love letter or pornographic picture, and would certainly think twice about it if I was engaged in some sort of illegal activity.

He was 22 and she was 15?

Same age as my grandparents when they first met.

Oddly enough a teacher/student relationship such as this was going on when I was in Jr. High. Of course, back then there was no text messaging or cell phone video. So the relationship followed through to its logical conclusion. They were married shortly after graduation.

From the comments: "...pelvic energies need more supervision..."


So two videos weren't enough...

\Heh...pelvic and energies
\\You mean right here "over there"?

texastag:
Second post of this today...

Ages of consent in Europe


Anyone else find it...curious...that the lowest age of consent in all of Europe is in the Vatican?

12, seriously?

No wonder priests get into trouble in the US.

texastag: The cost of the vacation would be less than the legal defense and you could bang kids legally.

If you are an American citizen, it is illegal for you to go outside the country and sleep with people who would be underage in your home country. It may be legal in whatever place you're talking about, but the United States will still prosecute your ass for it. It's designed to prevent that exact sort of "sex tourism" you're talking about.

I'm a part-time pelvic energies supervisor, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Pleasure is bad... m'kay.
And let me tell you something about giving pleasure to others... giving pleasure to others is bad, m'kay...

Bryan Joseph Kung, 22,

WTF? Probably fresh out of college, no internship?

I was masturbating to european porn one night... it was Drunk Sex Orgy done by the same company that does Party Hardcore...

Well anyway... everyone is in a club and listening to music and then they take off their clothes and start farking in front of every one. It's pretty hot but then all of a sudden Chris Hanson comes out and starts talking about the dangers of teachers having sex with underage students. He doesn't take his clothes off or anything. He just stands there and talks while everyone else farks.

It really bothered me. I went instant soft and I never did finish. Now whenever I see Chris Hanson on TV I think back to that night. I can't help it.

Who can I sue?

Bloody William: I was masturbating to european porn one night... it was Drunk Sex Orgy done by the same company that does Party Hardcore...

Well anyway... everyone is in a club and listening to music and then they take off their clothes and start farking in front of every one. It's pretty hot but then all of a sudden Chris Hanson comes out and starts talking about the dangers of teachers having sex with underage students. He doesn't take his clothes off or anything. He just stands there and talks while everyone else farks.

It really bothered me. I went instant soft and I never did finish. Now whenever I see Chris Hanson on TV I think back to that night. I can't help it.

Who can I sue?

Duh, Chris Hanson!

This should fix it

People, it is okay. It is just a teacher(male)having sex with a 15 year old woman (yes she is a woman because I am sure she bleeds). According to Fark (and the femirroids) it is okay for a person in position of authority (Deb Lafavare and any fem teacher) to have sex with a minor. So it is okay don't worry about it. So I will reitirate it again, it apparently is okay with Fark and femmiroids to have underage sex (just want to get that straight). However, IMHO without reading the farking article and knowing that Fark and the femirroids are wrong. This teacher (male) is probably in jail.
No such thing as a penis pass but apparently pussy passes( according to Fark and the femmiroids) are okay with them.

badgerb: People, it is okay. It is just a teacher(male)having sex with a 15 year old woman (yes she is a woman because I am sure she bleeds). According to Fark (and the femirroids) it is okay for a person in position of authority (Deb Lafavare and any fem teacher) to have sex with a minor. So it is okay don't worry about it. So I will reitirate it again, it apparently is okay with Fark and femmiroids to have underage sex (just want to get that straight). However, IMHO without reading the farking article and knowing that Fark and the femirroids are wrong. This teacher (male) is probably in jail.
No such thing as a penis pass but apparently pussy passes( according to Fark and the femmiroids) are okay with them.

Stop trying to make "femmiroids" happen. It's not going to happen!

I don't think anybody who's posted in this thread so far was sober.

/not breaking the trend

some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: badgerb: People, it is okay. It is just a teacher(male)having sex with a 15 year old woman (yes she is a woman because I am sure she bleeds). According to Fark (and the femirroids) it is okay for a person in position of authority (Deb Lafavare and any fem teacher) to have sex with a minor. So it is okay don't worry about it. So I will reitirate it again, it apparently is okay with Fark and femmiroids to have underage sex (just want to get that straight). However, IMHO without reading the farking article and knowing that Fark and the femirroids are wrong. This teacher (male) is probably in jail.
No such thing as a penis pass but apparently pussy passes( according to Fark and the femmiroids) are okay with them.

Stop trying to make "femmiroids" happen. It's not going to happen!

Femmiroids happen.

texastag:
Ages of consent in Europe

The cost of the vacation would be less than the legal defense and you could bang kids legally.

mmmm vacation destinations!

I know there are some historical farkers floating around these parts, so could someone tell me when the world or the nation switched from viewing menstruation as notification of maturity and decided that 18 was the proper time?

I've always been curious how it became socially unacceptable (and then illegal) after people had been doing that sort of thing for many years.

DeathByGeekSquad: I know there are some historical farkers floating around these parts, so could someone tell me when the world or the nation switched from viewing menstruation as notification of maturity and decided that 18 was the proper time?

I've always been curious how it became socially unacceptable (and then illegal) after people had been doing that sort of thing for many years.

It depends on the state. It's not always 18. I don't have a fair answer for you, legally, but I do have a semi-offtopic explanation:

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo

wait a second...the article says the teacher assaulted the student. Now does this mean that the teacher forced himself on the student or is it just some spin word to make it seem like the teacher was doing something worse than he should have?

All these stories about teachers banging students...
it's making me wish I can time travel.

Or be a teacher.

In related news, a male junior high school teacher was executed 22 minutes after his arraignment today.

When asked why the teacher was executed, the D.A. replied, "Hell, we didn't need a trial. It ain't like he looked like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader or somethin'"

The governor's office refused comment due to privacy concerns for the execution personnel.

FarkingYoMindUp Quote 2009-01-10 11:07:49 PM
strangeguitar: Junior High has diplomas?

Sadly, some do.

And Elementary school (6th grade)
Kindergarden and Pre-school has graduation in some places.

DeathByGeekSquad: I know there are some historical farkers floating around these parts, so could someone tell me when the world or the nation switched from viewing menstruation as notification of maturity and decided that 18 was the proper time?

I've always been curious how it became socially unacceptable (and then illegal) after people had been doing that sort of thing for many years.


The answer is painfully simple - who stood the most to lose from older men with younger women? Older women, of course. Why would you want Glen Close when you can have that little French singer?

ActionJoe: wait a second...the article says the teacher assaulted the student. Now does this mean that the teacher forced himself on the student or is it just some spin word to make it seem like the teacher was doing something worse than he should have?

22-yr old male teacher + 15-yr old female student = assault
22-yr old female teacher + 15-yr old male student = naughty

ActionJoe: wait a second...the article says the teacher assaulted the student. Now does this mean that the teacher forced himself on the student or is it just some spin word to make it seem like the teacher was doing something worse than he should have?

It is spin. It was a fully consensual relationship between two young people.

badgerb: People, it is okay. It is just a teacher(male)having sex with a 15 year old woman (yes she is a woman because I am sure she bleeds). According to Fark (and the femirroids) it is okay for a person in position of authority (Deb Lafavare and any fem teacher) to have sex with a minor. So it is okay don't worry about it. So I will reitirate it again, it apparently is okay with Fark and femmiroids to have underage sex (just want to get that straight). However, IMHO without reading the farking article and knowing that Fark and the femirroids are wrong. This teacher (male) is probably in jail. No such thing as a penis pass but apparently pussy passes (according to Fark and the femmiroids) are okay with them.

/ waiting for the photo of Mr. Kung to decide whether he's 'guilty' or 'innocent'
// and if any 'King Kung' sex jokes are appropriate
/// preparation-Gspot soothes the 'roid issue
/V slashies -- for her pleasure

Ball of Confusion: DeathByGeekSquad: I know there are some historical farkers floating around these parts, so could someone tell me when the world or the nation switched from viewing menstruation as notification of maturity and decided that 18 was the proper time?

I've always been curious how it became socially unacceptable (and then illegal) after people had been doing that sort of thing for many years.

The answer is painfully simple - who stood the most to lose from older men with younger women? Older women, of course. Why would you want Glen Close when you can have that little French singer?

The younger women stood the most to lose, actually, because younger women do not hold the power in such a relationship -- just as younger men don't hold the power in the reverse relationship. For example, this is the 16 year old Saudi girl who drank bleach (new window) rather than be that 'younger woman'. Meanwhile, American Hugh Hefner looks more pathetic -- not virile -- each passing year with the multiple-teen girlfriends farce. What Hugh does is the symbolic version of what the Saudi does to these 'grass on the field' girls.



"A 16-year-old Saudi girl drank a bottle of bleach in an attempt to commit suicide to escape a forced marriage to a 75-year-old man, press reports revealed Sunday.

"The girl identified only as, Shaikha, said her father was forcing her to marry the old man so that he could marry his 13-year-old daughter in an exchange deal, Bahrain's Tribune reported.

Shaikha described how her father took her to meet the old man and his 13-year-old in a marriage office where they all had pre-marital tests done, the Tribune quoted the Saudi Gazette as reporting."

Besides the fact that the guy is complete scum for taking advantage of his authority position...

...I have to grudgingly give him some respect for owning up to his douchiness. He's not trying to hide what he did, openly admits (once he got busted) what happened, and is cooperating.

Not that any of that should save him from the chair, he is male after all.

ExperianScaresCthulhu:

"Meanwhile, American Hugh Hefner looks more pathetic -- not virile -- each passing year with the multiple-teen girlfriends farce. What Hugh does is the symbolic version of what the Saudi does to these 'grass on the field' girls."

You sir fail at life witht that statement, get off your high horse. I can only pray that at 80 something yrs old I will still want to bone fine young white women.

texastag: FarkingYoMindUp: onefunkydago: 15 year old middle schooler?

She is mature for her age.

/wait, what?

Could have been worse. Could have been a 15 YO homeschooler!

Second post of this today...

Ages of consent in Europe

The cost of the vacation would be less than the legal defense and you could bang kids legally.

From the Wiki article:

Cyprus

"The age of consent for "carnal knowledge"/"fornication" (penetration) in Cyprus is 17 for both heterosexual and homosexual acts. {Article 154} The Age of Consent for Woman/Boy anal intercourse is 13 years. "

Wowza!!

Drakkenmaw: texastag: The cost of the vacation would be less than the legal defense and you could bang kids legally.

If you are an American citizen, it is illegal for you to go outside the country and sleep with people who would be underage in your home country. It may be legal in whatever place you're talking about, but the United States will still prosecute your ass for it. It's designed to prevent that exact sort of "sex tourism" you're talking about.


I'd be interested in seeing some statutory language supporting your claim and evidence of prosecution.

trackst: You sir fail at life witht that statement, get off your high horse. I can only pray that at 80 something yrs old I will still want to bone fine young white women.

If by 'bone' you mean 'pay women to be photographed with me', then different strokes for different folks. Hugh Hefner's had erectile dysfunction for years now, though.

I never thought I'd feel bad for Holly Madison. But I do.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: "A 16-year-old Saudi girl drank a bottle of bleach in an attempt to commit suicide to escape a forced marriage to a 75-year-old man, press reports revealed Sunday.

"The girl identified only as, Shaikha, said her father was forcing her to marry the old man so that he could marry his 13-year-old daughter in an exchange deal, Bahrain's Tribune reported.

Shaikha described how her father took her to meet the old man and his 13-year-old in a marriage office where they all had pre-marital tests done, the Tribune quoted the Saudi Gazette as reporting."

Uhm, I don't see the problem here. I would like to trade my 18 year old son for like aged person of the female persuasion.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Ball of Confusion: DeathByGeekSquad: I know there are some historical farkers floating around these parts, so could someone tell me when the world or the nation switched from viewing menstruation as notification of maturity and decided that 18 was the proper time?

I've always been curious how it became socially unacceptable (and then illegal) after people had been doing that sort of thing for many years.

The answer is painfully simple - who stood the most to lose from older men with younger women? Older women, of course. Why would you want Glen Close when you can have that little French singer?

The younger women stood the most to lose, actually, because younger women do not hold the power in such a relationship -- just as younger men don't hold the power in the reverse relationship. For example, this is the 16 year old Saudi girl who drank bleach (new window) rather than be that 'younger woman'. Meanwhile, American Hugh Hefner looks more pathetic -- not virile -- each passing year with the multiple-teen girlfriends farce. What Hugh does is the symbolic version of what the Saudi does to these 'grass on the field' girls.



"A 16-year-old Saudi girl drank a bottle of bleach in an attempt to commit suicide to escape a forced marriage to a 75-year-old man, press reports revealed Sunday.

"The girl identified only as, Shaikha, said her father was forcing her to marry the old man so that he could marry his 13-year-old daughter in an exchange deal, Bahrain's Tribune reported.

Shaikha described how her father took her to meet the old man and his 13-year-old in a marriage office where they all had pre-marital tests done, the Tribune quoted the Saudi Gazette as reporting."

Your argument is flawed. It assumes a repressive society in which women are property. In a free society, where women cannot be forced to marry against their will, older women stand more to lose. That is why age of consent laws in the United States are unrealistically high.

Stop trying to justify the unjustifiable. This was a 22 year young man with a 15 year old girl. The man's life will be ruined for acting on a perfectly natural, healthy drive in a consensual relationship between two young people. Your drive to control the sex lives of others is unjustifiable and indefensible.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Ball of Confusion: DeathByGeekSquad: I know there are some historical farkers floating around these parts, so could someone tell me when the world or the nation switched from viewing menstruation as notification of maturity and decided that 18 was the proper time?

I've always been curious how it became socially unacceptable (and then illegal) after people had been doing that sort of thing for many years.

Age of consent laws, like bigamy laws, are an attempt to favor the reproductive and marriage market in favor of young men. Older men are better able to provide for young girls materially because they have more resources.

captain_heroic44: "Stop trying to justify the unjustifiable. This was a 22 year young man with a 15 year old girl. The man's life will be ruined for acting on a perfectly natural, healthy drive in a consensual relationship between two young people. Your drive to control the sex lives of others is unjustifiable and indefensible."

So... You can justify a man of 22 having a sexual relationship with a 15 year old girl. According to you. Now, this is your BELIEF. Your OPINION, which does not count as fact. However, the fact that there are laws which state that if you have sex with a 15 year old (depending on the state you live in, of course) is indisputable. One would think that, being a teacher, this man would know such laws exist.

I, personally, have zero issue with anyone smoking pot. Personally. My opinion. However, I wouldn't nor would I carry it simply because I don't love the idea of a potential night in the slammer for possession.

Now in my personal opinion, an adult who has sex with a 15yo person needs to be removed from society. I have zero issue whatsoever with that adult being taken out on a cool morning, standing in front of a wall and having a hail of lead fill them with holes. This idiot having his "life" ruined is too good for him. Where it my daughter, the phone would be turned over to police _after_ I'd flayed the bastard alive. And yes, as a teenager (about 16) I had a consensual sexual affair with an older woman (about 28). Did it scar me for life? No, not really, though it did sort of stink that I wasn't able to boast about it to my friends because, lets face it, teenagers have big farking mouths. It was great sex. Do I now, as an adult, think such things are healthy, good for the kids? No.

Also, I can not help but notice that those who are most vocal about not "persecuting" adult males for having sex with underage girls are simply those who would like to get a bit of 15yo tail. Is that, per chance, what's going on here, or are you simply aghast at the perceived injustice?