It's nice to see that some people still believe in common courtesy.

Weeners. YA-HOO.

Two wrongs don't make a right

/waits in line every time I rob a bank wearing a ski mask

when we see "DUMBASS", we are referring to the bank security guard who allowed this masked fool to wait in line and then walk up to the teller right?

He may not have had a car, and was patiently looking for a lift.

I probably used his turn signal through out the police chase too.

this is the main security measure in banks in canada.

BallPeenHammer: when we see "DUMBASS", we are referring to the bank security guard who allowed this masked fool to wait in line and then walk up to the teller right?

If the bank stopped people that are acting peacefully just to order them to remove their face covering all the bank and guard would get sued for discrimination and intolerance so fast.

The line is drawn around asking males to remove sunglasses.

Its better to use clown masks, makes a much better statement.

Especially if you are the one that makes it out alive.


/I'm such a joker

But why was the bank wearing a ski mask?

he needs cash, just let him go

You're not cut out for this line of work. You're too polite.

In other news...
Powerful Solar Storm Could Shut Down U.S. for Months

I just need to know when so I can plan my vacation.

Just make sure you are not cutting in line ahead of CHUCK NORRIS!!!

And just his luck, he was behind the guy who works at the penny arcade across the street who was making his deposit in quarters.

/obscure?

This is why Fark was invented.

Danarchy84: And just his luck, he was behind the guy who works at the penny arcade across the street who was making his deposit in quarters.

/obscure?

You know, screw it...here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99u8MaRi5gU

Danarchy84: Danarchy84: And just his luck, he was behind the guy who works at the penny arcade across the street who was making his deposit in quarters.

/obscure?

You know, screw it...here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99u8MaRi5gU

Is that what's known as a Rick, Neil, Mike and Vivian roll?

Look, I don't care why he's in the bank, he can just wait in line like the rest of us. Why is HE so special? I'm in a hurry too.

Well there is a difference between committing a crime and being rude. Hopefully he asked for the money , thanked the teller for her time , walked briskly to his car and maintained a moderate speed while remembering to signal and give a wave of thanks to people who got out the way during the police chase .

Have you seen the temperature in Ohio lately?
I'd be wearing a ski mask too.

Which is probably why nobody cared until he pulled the gun.

Goldshtein? Where the fark did that h come from?

Ya know, the Fox News logo used here on Fark still antagonizes me.

Searchlights? Come on, we're not at war, Fox.

Calm down, maybe we'll take you seriously. Right now, you're the Right-Wing Enquirer.

SoxSweepAgain: Searchlights? Come on, we're not at war, Fox.

See 20th Century Fox logo for a clue.

They still suck dry balls, of course.

Gub?