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(Fenland Citizen) Amusing Burglar gets beaten off by 94-year-old man, now knows how all those choirboys feel   (fenlandcitizen.co.uk) divider line 22
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johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 08:09:25 PM  
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Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 08:49:17 PM  
+1 subby

 
gcruse 2009-01-10 08:52:02 PM  
Oh, subby. +69

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 08:56:00 PM  
I think it's silly how these people always say "he should be ashamed of himself".
What kind of insult is that?

 
stewby111 2009-01-10 08:57:08 PM  
He should be hit with a brick.

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-01-10 08:59:01 PM  
monsieurstabby: I think it's silly how these people always say "he should be ashamed of himself".
What kind of insult is that?

Maybe shame is what caused the burglar to run off instead of beating up a 94-year-old man?

 
KingoftheCheese 2009-01-10 08:59:36 PM  
Awesome. Just plain awesome.

+1 subby

 
thebandd0rk 2009-01-10 09:01:53 PM  
Best. Headline. Ever.

+1 subby

 
Gumercules 2009-01-10 09:03:24 PM  
monsieurstabby: I think it's silly how these people always say "he should be ashamed of himself".
What kind of insult is that?

People who are shameless do not undrstand what it is to be ashamed of one's self. When did you lose your soul?

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-01-10 09:07:33 PM  
Bravo subby!

/off to get a popsicle out of the basement

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 09:07:59 PM  
Well done submitter

i384.photobucket.com

 
joecro2000 2009-01-10 09:11:03 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
10 sec rule applies to pudding too 2009-01-10 09:31:32 PM  
This really made my night, thanks!

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-01-10 09:40:40 PM  
Bravo subby; well done.

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 09:46:00 PM  
Subby set up a great one; johnny_vegas finished the thread in one. +1 to you both!

 
xhorder 2009-01-10 09:48:38 PM  
Great Headline!!

/but 'altarboys' would have been funnier

 
Cyborg77 2009-01-10 10:05:37 PM  
Quite the offbeat headline subby.

 
texastag 2009-01-10 10:09:52 PM  
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Oh jeez, what do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married!

 
bob4pres 2009-01-10 10:57:06 PM  
+1 subby...got to save this one for headline of the year!

 
Nasal_Avenger 2009-01-10 11:02:34 PM  
I haven't laughed that hard at a headline in a long time.

 
twfeline 2009-01-10 11:04:26 PM  
Laughed
out
loud

 
thatguymn 2009-01-11 04:27:13 AM  
+1

 
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