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AzErNy 2009-01-10 08:37:20 PM  
Oh well...

/bye grandma

 
dendicott 2009-01-10 08:38:57 PM  
Bugs Bunny will be freaked out...

 
John Buck 41 2009-01-10 08:46:05 PM  
FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?

 
cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff 2009-01-10 08:48:43 PM  
Fo' sho

/seriously though

 
BigLuca 2009-01-10 08:48:58 PM  
Tasmanian Devils?? But I thought it was rabbit season?

upload.wikimedia.org

/hotter than Bugs Bunny in drag...

 
Avenger 2009-01-10 08:49:18 PM  
This is natural. Let it go.

 
Devoid 2009-01-10 08:49:23 PM  
I say let them bite the shiat out of each other till they're gone. That way, it won't mutate and spread to us.

/kinda half sorta kidding

 
TheOblivionTheory 2009-01-10 08:52:54 PM  
This just in: Biological engineering has developed a drug resistant viral strain that spreads when an infected individual bites another, and has been introduced into the human population. More at 11:00

 
misterq 2009-01-10 09:12:51 PM  
Because 'Tasmanian Devil City' doesn't have as good a ring as 'Raccoon City'

 
Oznog 2009-01-10 09:18:55 PM  
TheOblivionTheory: This just in: Biological engineering has developed a drug resistant viral strain that spreads when an infected individual bites another, and has been introduced into the human population. More at 11:00

In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-01-10 09:32:55 PM  
TheOblivionTheory: This just in: Biological engineering has developed a drug resistant viral strain that spreads when an infected individual bites another, and has been introduced into the human population. More at 11:00

But first: The Vacuum Cleaner, Friend or Menace?

 
bingo the psych-o 2009-01-10 09:37:15 PM  
CornFedIowan: TheOblivionTheory: This just in: Biological engineering has developed a drug resistant viral strain that spreads when an infected individual bites another, and has been introduced into the human population. More at 11:00

But first: The Vacuum Cleaner, Friend or Menace?


Vacuum cleaner is our friend!

 
Dr Emilio Lizardo 2009-01-10 09:49:53 PM  
John Buck 41: FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?


This.

And how sorry am I for cedric that he is not going to get to head up the new breeding program.

 
SkyDog1972 2009-01-10 09:50:24 PM  
blogs.nature.com
www.presteigemagazine.com
Top image: a Tasmanian devil (not Cedric)
Bottom image: Cedric (not a Tasmanian devil)

 
Rigelus Maximus 2009-01-10 09:53:00 PM  
BigLuca: Tasmanian Devils?? But I thought it was rabbit season?



/hotter than Bugs Bunny in drag...


Um, no. It's cancer season!
/already a ticket holder in the smoking section!

 
otto the bull 2009-01-10 09:58:04 PM  
Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just buy some food instead of spending all that money on ACME bombs?

Well, Mr. Coyote's only credit account was with the Acme Company. The Acme Company did not sell food and was owned by the Road Runner's uncle. Mr. Runner, the uncle, would send the ordered product to Wile and then secretly text message his nephew with the information about the contraption just sent. Mr. Runner, the nephew, would use this information in order to avoid being captured, blown up, caught or eaten by the hapless Mr. Coyote. They were two dirty birds picking on an innocent and very hungry victim.

 
Dances-With-Lobster 2009-01-10 10:06:49 PM  
Disease that causes physical changes, spread by biting? Oh my god...


ZOMBIE DEVILS!

 
tiamet4 2009-01-10 10:07:36 PM  
John Buck 41
FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?


Because that would ruin their foreplay?

 
friendlyGerman 2009-01-10 10:13:40 PM  
Oznog: TheOblivionTheory: This just in: Biological engineering has developed a drug resistant viral strain that spreads when an infected individual bites another, and has been introduced into the human population. More at 11:00

In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.


i277.photobucket.com

/approves

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 10:41:57 PM  
John Buck 41: FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?


You ever heard one of those things screech at another one? They live to bite each other.

 
Begoggle 2009-01-10 11:09:04 PM  
i41.photobucket.com
Cu' fo canca?
I speak jive.

 
OniNeko 2009-01-11 12:37:29 AM  
Oznog: TheOblivionTheory: This just in: Biological engineering has developed a drug resistant viral strain that spreads when an infected individual bites another, and has been introduced into the human population. More at 11:00

In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.


I've been playing way too much Left 4 Dead lately. I have the urge to go waste some zombies now.

Damn you.

 
Shilar 2009-01-11 08:01:53 AM  
Oznog: TheOblivionTheory: This just in: Biological engineering has developed a drug resistant viral strain that spreads when an infected individual bites another, and has been introduced into the human population. More at 11:00

In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.


Y'know the Red Queen said it better: "Severing the top of the spinal column or massive trauma to the brain are the most effective methods."

 
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