Oh well...

/bye grandma

Bugs Bunny will be freaked out...

FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?

Fo' sho

/seriously though

Tasmanian Devils?? But I thought it was rabbit season?



/hotter than Bugs Bunny in drag...

This is natural. Let it go.

I say let them bite the shiat out of each other till they're gone. That way, it won't mutate and spread to us.

/kinda half sorta kidding

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Because 'Tasmanian Devil City' doesn't have as good a ring as 'Raccoon City'

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In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

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But first: The Vacuum Cleaner, Friend or Menace?

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But first: The Vacuum Cleaner, Friend or Menace?

Vacuum cleaner is our friend!

John Buck 41: FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?

This.

And how sorry am I for cedric that he is not going to get to head up the new breeding program.

Top image: a Tasmanian devil (not Cedric)
Bottom image: Cedric (not a Tasmanian devil)

BigLuca: Tasmanian Devils?? But I thought it was rabbit season?



/hotter than Bugs Bunny in drag...

Um, no. It's cancer season!
/already a ticket holder in the smoking section!

Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just buy some food instead of spending all that money on ACME bombs?

Well, Mr. Coyote's only credit account was with the Acme Company. The Acme Company did not sell food and was owned by the Road Runner's uncle. Mr. Runner, the uncle, would send the ordered product to Wile and then secretly text message his nephew with the information about the contraption just sent. Mr. Runner, the nephew, would use this information in order to avoid being captured, blown up, caught or eaten by the hapless Mr. Coyote. They were two dirty birds picking on an innocent and very hungry victim.

Disease that causes physical changes, spread by biting? Oh my god...


ZOMBIE DEVILS!

John Buck 41
FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?

Because that would ruin their foreplay?

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In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.



/approves

John Buck 41: FTA--"Tasmanian devils are being decimated by a fatal and infectious cancer that spreads when one animal bites another."

Why not just tell them to stop biting each other?

You ever heard one of those things screech at another one? They live to bite each other.

Cu' fo canca?
I speak jive.

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In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

I've been playing way too much Left 4 Dead lately. I have the urge to go waste some zombies now.

Damn you.

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In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

Y'know the Red Queen said it better: "Severing the top of the spinal column or massive trauma to the brain are the most effective methods."