There is only 2 positions, as far as i'm concerned: From behind or in the face

Did the first book actually call black women negresses?

absoluteparanoia:
Did the first book actually call black women negresses?

I would hope note. And if they did, they should just remove the term and leave the black women. Otherwise, what joy will myself and mrs. _pth get from it?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

How the hell do you have sex on horseback??? I have the best, calmest trail horses that I know and I can't imagine trying anything of that nature while on him...

Why would they use less hairy men? Did men get less hairy in the last 35 years? Or is this the further Barbie-ization of humanity?

absoluteparanoia: Did the first book actually call black women negresses?

"Doggy-style" was called Sex a le Negress.

Charming

I once knew a girl called Joy. She didn't see the funny side of it.

From the New Yorker:

Gone are some of the most outrageous Comfortisms, such as "Don't get yourself raped," or his dubious assessment of the rhythm method-"It may well account for the slightly higher incidence of abnormal babies among Catholic users through stale eggs getting fertilized." Deodorant is no longer "banned absolutely," as it was by Comfort, and armpit shaving is not referred to as "ignorant vandalism." Finally, and crucially, rear-entry intercourse is no longer called sex "à la Négresse."

...and if I actually HAD sex on a regular basis, this might actually mean something to me....

Weaver95: ...and if I actually HAD sex on a regular basis, this might actually mean something to me....

You came to the wrong place for pity.

I figured they were just going to release it as an interactive Flash game this time through.

/Hit the clitoris and Win a Free iPod!

"What a charming negress!"

Weaver95: ...and if I actually HAD sex on a regular basis, this might actually mean something to me....

That explains a lot...

"This way to the negress"?

/got nothin'

Weaver95: ...and if I actually HAD sex on a regular basis, this might actually mean something to me....

Dude, you're on Fark.

Why do they call it the "Joy of Sex"? If sex was so joyous you think they would not cry so much and run off when I get done.

madmann
I figured they were just going to release it as an interactive Flash game this time through.

/Hit the clitoris and Win a Free iPod!

This made me laugh - thanks I really needed it.

do they include a section on the millions of women willing to be whores on the internet? And the the explaining to their children(all by different daddys) that they were internet whores? Is there a woman alive who hasn't made a sextape that's online?

Nice. When I used to have sex I thought I brought much joy to it, so ...

/aw, nuts.
//heh, nuts.

robohobo
I haven't made a sex tape of any kind.

Gumercules: Why do they call it the "Joy of Sex"? If sex was so joyous you think they would not cry so much and run off when I get done.

Full of Win. I lol'd. Good job. Needed that tonight.

I remember sex... vaguely.... I think.

Joy of sex? The other day I was feeling Mary and eating Candy......

Redhead Buttercup: robohobo
I haven't made a sex tape of any kind.

Good for you. I know perhaps 2 dozen women. Not a one isn't available for viewing on the interwebs. It's sad. I'm no fundie, but good god, where has decency gone?

HappyHarryHardOn: There is only 2 positions, as far as i'm concerned: From behind or in the face

Doggy style is a good standard, and sometimes head is great, but for real? two flavors?

Where's the kink? The handcuffs, ropes and blindfolds? Ice, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream?
Legs over the shoulders, hands around the neck, and eyes locked? The lovey sex, the hate sex, and the bored sex?

robohobo: Redhead Buttercup: robohobo
I haven't made a sex tape of any kind.

Good for you. I know perhaps 2 dozen women. Not a one isn't available for viewing on the interwebs. It's sad. I'm no fundie, but good god, where has decency gone?

Links please..

Je5tEr: I remember sex... vaguely.... I think.

There was a lot of screaming, something involving ice cubes...I remember thinking about where to put the car battery...

nah. details are still fuzzy.

robohobo
I never said I wasn't up for watching sex tapes though. Are they any good?

j/k

Redhead Buttercup:
I haven't made a sex tape of any kind.

Potentially, that's a shame, but I reserve judgment unless there's pics.

Weaver95: ...and if I actually HAD sex on a regular basis, this might actually mean something to me....

So you're in a long term relationship too?

binaryblue82: HappyHarryHardOn: There is only 2 positions, as far as i'm concerned: From behind or in the face

Doggy style is a good standard, and sometimes head is great, but for real? two flavors?

Where's the kink? The handcuffs, ropes and blindfolds? Ice, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream?
Legs over the shoulders, hands around the neck, and eyes locked? The lovey sex, the hate sex, and the bored sex?

damn shame you don't live closer. I'd dearly love to disappoint you in bed.

Pechorin: Weaver95: ...and if I actually HAD sex on a regular basis, this might actually mean something to me....

So you're in a long term relationship too?

yeah, mostly with my world of warcraft account.

*sigh*

Not like they let me out of the computer room very often.

ctobio
I don't know about it being a shame. I'm so pale my backside would blind everyone with the reflected light.

Redhead Buttercup: robohobo
I never said I wasn't up for watching sex tapes though. Are they any good?

j/k

Honestly, I've only watched 2 from 1 woman. Twas good, and now I just don't..respect isn't the right word, but things are not the same. I guess I'm weird. I'm a 50's guy in a 00 world.

Weaver95: Pechorin: Weaver95: ...and if I actually HAD sex on a regular basis, this might actually mean something to me....

So you're in a long term relationship too?

yeah, mostly with my world of warcraft account.

*sigh*

Not like they let me out of the computer room very often.

I have both a girlfriend I live with and WoW. Definately spend more time with WoW.

Weaver95:

I'd dearly love to disappoint you in bed.

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me on here. :)

Redhead Buttercup:
I don't know about it being a shame. I'm so pale my backside would blind everyone with the reflected light.

There is nothing wrong with being pale... (I damn near glow in the dark)

I found the first edition on my parents' bookshelf when I was twelve. The sudden, awful, disgusting realization that they were having sex still gives me the jibblies.

HappyHarryHardOn: There is only 2 positions, as far as i'm concerned: From behind or in the face

Really? I'm far more advanced than you. 1. Start 2. Done.

Gumercules: Why do they call it the "Joy of Sex"? If sex was so joyous you think they would not cry so much and run off when I get done.

Really. And I wouldn't need the chloroform and burlap sack.

So has the Donkey Punch been added?

Sex always makes my eyes water

/pepper spray

I guess I was ahead of my time with my fascination with (feminine, good looking, young, sexy) transexuals, like Kimber James and Miriam Rivera.
/Quantum of Trannies
//Coming soon

robohobo: Redhead Buttercup: robohobo
I never said I wasn't up for watching sex tapes though. Are they any good?

j/k

Honestly, I've only watched 2 from 1 woman. Twas good, and now I just don't..respect isn't the right word, but things are not the same. I guess I'm weird. I'm a 50's guy in a 00 world.

Dude, STFU or links.

I'm genuinely curious here, not trolling in the slightest. People, would you have the sexxors with someone who has multiple sexy vids available on the interwebs? Wether or not they themselves posted? Or, I guess, would you have the sex with someone who was willing to be filmed, knowing full well it MAY be uploaded?

El_Swino
I would be traumatized for life also.

binaryblue82
Nothing wrong with being pale...it just plays havoc when there's too much light/flash for a pic. btw, I like your dress.

robohobo: I'm genuinely curious here, not trolling in the slightest. People, would you have the sexxors with someone who has multiple sexy vids available on the interwebs? Wether or not they themselves posted? Or, I guess, would you have the sex with someone who was willing to be filmed, knowing full well it MAY be uploaded?

Yes. No.

El_Swino: I found the first edition on my parents' bookshelf when I was twelve. The sudden, awful, disgusting realization that they were having sex still gives me the jibblies.

think about this - they made woopee and you spent 9 months in your mother's veejayjay

And while you were in there your father stuck his manliness in there with you - several times.

binaryblue82:
There is nothing wrong with being pale... (I damn near glow in the dark)


Really?

I'd like to see that first hand.

Redhead Buttercup: madmann
I figured they were just going to release it as an interactive Flash game this time through.

/Hit the clitoris and Win a Free iPod!

This made me laugh - thanks I really needed it.