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(Contact Music) Dumbass Kanye West wants to pose nude, after he's had a couple of months to get in shape   (contactmusic.com) divider line 32
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FeedTheCollapse 2009-01-10 12:18:44 AM  
part of me is hoping he does just because I don't think his ego could handle people mocking his small cawk.

 
Jamrock 2009-01-10 12:19:01 AM  
Please don't.

 
Reyito 2009-01-10 12:27:09 AM  
thafeedback.com

Approves

 
sullyman 2009-01-10 12:35:49 AM  
Kayne,

Please shut your pie hole and keep your crank in your pants.

Thanks,

America

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 12:44:54 AM  
This guy is a master manipulator of his public image. I've never heard his music, but he is good at keeping his persona in the media.

 
What_Would_Jimi_Do 2009-01-10 12:44:56 AM  
images.marketworks.com

 
chickyraptor 2009-01-10 12:55:19 AM  
img395.imageshack.us

 
smeag0l 2009-01-10 12:55:34 AM  
If only there was a tool that manipulated images to make average photos look better.

 
chickyraptor 2009-01-10 12:56:43 AM  
(I was hoping to GIS and find a shot where Myers was looking down)

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 01:18:24 AM  
EviLincoln: I've never heard his music

Better than some, and that's all I'll say.

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 01:31:04 AM  
Reyito: Approves

Me too.

 
Reyito 2009-01-10 01:34:49 AM  
I couldn't remember the guys name, and you probably have a pretty good idea what i had to wade through in the GIS when "music video mtv black male" was the search criteria :P


Had to turn on a football game and abuse the wife just to get that "manly" feeling back...

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 02:27:35 AM  
Reyito: Approves

Where the hell has he been and how come he hasn't put out a new album in eight years?!

Oh, and Kanye is a douche.

 
Brown Sauce 2009-01-10 06:38:43 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

 
JC_Wicked 2009-01-10 07:49:28 AM  
Jamrock: Please don't.

How about just no. No need to say please.

 
radioman_ 2009-01-10 09:13:25 AM  
My two biggest arguments with the black people at work:
1) OJ is guilty
2) Kanye West is a douchebag

Other than that we all just get along.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-01-10 09:18:48 AM  
radioman_: My two biggest arguments with the black people at work:
1) OJ is guilty
2) Kanye West is a doucheWentzbag

Other than that we all just get along.


FTFY.

 
LonMead 2009-01-10 09:34:31 AM  
Kanye West wants to pose nude, after he's had a couple of months to get in shape

And change his name. And give time for the scars from his sex change a chance to heal.

(NSFW)

 
Troy McClure 2009-01-10 10:27:50 AM  
It's stuff like this that has me convinced that Kanye is doing a bit. I get the feeling he's at home laughing about this right now. I really think (and hope) he's the Andy Kaufman of the music world.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 10:51:38 AM  
What an epic wentz. How can he think anybody would care?

 
Tennessee Ernie Fjord 2009-01-10 11:01:53 AM  
FeedTheCollapse: part of me is hoping he does just because I don't think his ego could handle people mocking his small cawk.

Is he part Irish?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-01-10 11:21:34 AM  
Glitchwerks: radioman_: My two biggest arguments with the black people at work:
1) OJ is guilty
2) Kanye West is a doucheWentzbag

Other than that we all just get along.

FTFY.




ftfy

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-01-10 01:06:44 PM  
If he really wanted to raise some eyebrows, he'd lynch himself.

 
BlueGreenSwirly 2009-01-10 02:25:14 PM  
George Bush doesn't care about naked black people.

 
Slam Dunkz 2009-01-10 03:39:33 PM  
Kanye is perpetually concerned with what other people think of him and that is exactly why he sucks.

 
Clemptor 2009-01-10 03:42:05 PM  
Reyito: Approves

He was great on Oz. God I miss that show. And just think, if it was still on, that could be Kanye's excuse to bare it all! He could have been Beecher's biotch.

 
Treble 2009-01-10 06:21:11 PM  
I predict another rant such as the "Grey in my beard" one if and when his nude photo is published, just fill in the blank Kanye.

"I DON'T HAVE ______________ IN REAL LIFE. I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30'S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S S--T"

 
d_the_sandman 2009-01-10 08:45:31 PM  
coco ebert: Reyito: Approves

Where the hell has he been and how come he hasn't put out a new album in eight years?!



He got in a car accident that almost killed him like 3-4 years ago, and has had a hard time recovering from that.

Besides that though, it seems to just be an accepted fact that D'angelo is just a lazy guy who borders on alcoholism and doesn't give a shiat about the music industry anymore. I hope that ain't the case, but even Questlove hinted at it a couple times.

 
ZombieStreetCred 2009-01-10 09:00:52 PM  
Is it true? Is Mike Myers actually gay? I keep hearing all these stories about him getting mad squeamish when it comes to touching the ladies on screen in his shiatty movies.

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-01-11 10:01:37 AM  
i479.photobucket.com

 
ThatWouldBeMostGood 2009-01-11 10:21:25 PM  
There was a freeze frame in that "Geogre Bush doesn't care about black people" video where Mike Meyers looks down in disgust and ackwardness, that freeze frame would be perfect for this thread...

/Anyone?
//PLZ?

 
Pengfish 2009-01-12 01:53:35 PM  
Slam Dunkz: Kanye is perpetually concerned with what other people think of him and that is exactly why he sucks.

This.

 
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