Pecans are responsible for ruining this country

That's nuts.

I would have just thought it would have been chocolate and vanilla. Of course this country would only see the chocolate.

f4rmerbob: Pecans are responsible for ruining this country

Finally, someone who will speak truth to Big Pecan and their anti-American agenda.

What, no Oreos?

If Obama were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick

Ice cream for PEBO huh, and that's what they came up with?

How about Rocky Road to Washington?

A little bucket holding something the color of butter and referred to as a pecan means something rather different here in the back woods of Maine.

Also the ice cream is free and you can eat as much as you want and it won't make you fat.

Darconix: What's wrong with pecan, subby? You were expecting some variety involving fudge?

You're such a farking racist.

Why immediately think of fudge, Darconix? Got your mind on packing some later?

Is this some sort of RW pun, insinuating that Obama's motto was "Yes, we con."?

Actually, that sounds pretty tasty.

Skleenar: Is this some sort of RW pun, insinuating that Obama's motto was "Yes, we con."?

Pronounce it like you're from Long Island. Pee-can.

TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: I would have just thought it would have been chocolate and vanilla. Of course this country would only see the chocolate.

you could have gone with dark and white chocolate swirl for more impact you racist

/I kid

"Damn cracka got two cones grumble grumble"

MacEnvy: Darconix: What's wrong with pecan, subby? You were expecting some variety involving fudge?

You're such a farking racist.

Why immediately think of fudge, Darconix? Got your mind on packing some later?

I actually think Darconix made that post becasue he didn't understand the name of the ice cream.

Not really surprising if you've seen his post history.

Reyito: I actually think Darconix made that post becasue he didn't understand the name of the ice cream.

Not really surprising if you've seen his post history.

I'm beginning to ascribe to the theory that the only way to beat trolls is to troll harder.

Darconix: Wait, that sounds a little racist too, MacEnvy. What does a black man need with a pee can? Is he homeless?

Actually, I think he lives in a big White House that he kicked some sniveling white idiot out of.

Give me Wavy Gravy or give me death!

Reyito: I actually think Darconix made that post becasue he didn't understand the name of the ice cream.

I'm surprised he's trolling an ice cream thread. I mean, I appreciate that he's trying to raise his level of difficulty, but wow... probably not the best waters to fish in.

no neopolitan?

/black, white, all pink on the inside.

Jerry's Subs used to have presidential themed cheesesteaks, that was about the only thing I've appreciated about GWB's reign... He had a pretty good sub named after him.

The Bubba wasn't all that great.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: What, no Oreos?

Came to try and say this first....

I like butter pecan and now I am happy there is a Ben & Jerry's one. I like Obama, but for a decent butter pecan it could be John Wayne Gacy's Yes Pecan Rape and Murder Little Boys and I would still go to town on it.

/Pecans Uber Alles

So you're saying there's a butter flavored ice cream and you're adding pecans to it?

I'm all there.

Personally, I would have added bacon, but I have a great affection for the noble pecan.

MacEnvy: I'm beginning to ascribe to the theory that the only way to beat trolls is to troll harder.

No, I think the proper way to beat them is to reply to them in such a fashion that you provoke them into typing more than you.

Shouldn't it be sweet potato pie flavored?
Mr Obama has publicly expressed a fondness for the sweet potato pie in the past. One thing we agree on at least.

Poopy MacPoop:

I like butter pecan and now I am happy there is a Ben & Jerry's one. I like Obama, but for a decent butter pecan it could be John Wayne Gacy's Yes Pecan Rape and Murder Little Boys and I would still go to town on it.

/Pecans Uber Alles

Purists may argue, but butter pecan is even better if you sprinkle cocoa powder over it... Bliss!

Darconix: MacEnvy: Pronounce it like you're from Long Island. Pee-can.

Wait, that sounds a little racist too, MacEnvy. What does a black man need with a pee can? Is he homeless?

Maybe he was a trucker in a past life...

Great, now I'm racist and a fat lover because I like Chunky Monkey.

bigfatdave: Mr Obama has publicly expressed a fondness for the sweet potato pie in the past. One thing we agree on at least.

I think they should make a Spam sushi flavor.


/yes, yes I know it's really musubi.

This is bad news...for Obama.

/finally!

I am allergic to tree nuts. I am still pissed they 86'ed "Cool Brittania," too.

I am sure it will taste great.. but in the end will give you the runs.....

is it Pee-Can or Pi-cahn?

Nabb1: I am allergic to tree nuts. I am still pissed they 86'ed "Cool Brittania," too.

How do you react to chin nuts?

It is pronounced puh-cahn. Way to fark up your play on words, guys.farking yankees.

Does it come in a Popeye's Chicken bucket?

/I'm so sorry...

MacEnvy: Pronounce it like you're from Long Island. Pee-can.

It's that way in some parts of Texas, too.

/Irony?

kitschnsync: It is pronounced puh-cahn. Way to fark up your play on words, guys.farking yankees.

Umm, you do realize that oftentimes people pronounce the same word differently? tom-AY-toe v. tom-AH-toe or pee-can v. puh-cahn

This often happens due to geographic / cultural forces that are apparently beyond your comprehension. Farking asshat.

Like left wing politics, too much is very bad for you.

I can't wait.

"It's much tastier than im-peach-mint!"

Skleenar: I think they should make a Spam sushi flavor.
/yes, yes I know it's really musubi.

Musubi is better with chicken ... but I miss musubi. I'd settle for Spam, but not hot-dog.

I would have thought 'mulatto' or at least 'swirl'.

Henry Morgan: MacEnvy: I'm beginning to ascribe to the theory that the only way to beat trolls is to troll harder.

No, I think the proper way to beat them is to reply to them in such a fashion that you provoke them into typing more than you.

The downside of that method is that if there sweaty lil fingers start to get tired, they just start copy + paste from fox news websites.

degreeless: If Obama were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick

I LOLed hard. Bravo.

Tax Boy: "It's much tastier than im-peach-mint!"

Zing!

Tax Boy: "It's much tastier than im-peach-mint!"

Okay, that's pretty damn funny.

damn it! we were just talking about this the other day, and I was holding out for "Baracky Road".


/my flavor is totally better.