No bonus points for subby til we get a cosecant pun

shidekigonomo: No bonus points for subby til we get a cosecant pun

I was going to ask if she got Todd to cosine the press release.

I was told there would be no math.

/liberal arts major

I wish I were Sarah's first derivative so that I could lay tangent to her curves.

she has been biatching every day since losing the election. my god, what an awful person.

cos, sec, tan, sin
3.14159!

Demetrius: 3.14159!

It's been a few years since I took any math class, but I don't think you can have "pi factorial", can you? I thought it had to be an integer...

3.14159

I like pi!

All she has to do is produce the birth certificate and/or let people interview the surgical team that delivered Trig. It would be pretty easy to put these rumors to bed

COSCOTSEC!

That is all I remember for Alg2trig. (heh trig)
COSCOTSEC.
Cose-COAT-SEEK

Gonz: It's been a few years since I took any math class, but I don't think you can have "pi factorial", can you? I thought it had to be an integer...

Well, you could use the Gamma function, which seeks to "fill in" the factorial.

Gamma(pi + 1) = 7.18806

Chariset: All she has to do is produce the birth certificate and/or let people interview the surgical team that delivered Trig. It would be pretty easy to put these rumors to bed

She's has demonstrated beyond a reasonable doubt that she is a goddamn f*cking imbecile. Caring never for the best thing to do, the ethical, the moral or the easiest. She is an attention whore. If she were to produce the documents people would talk about her less.

She saw a sine

math is demanding
without understanding

Chariset: All she has to do is produce the birth certificate and/or let people interview the surgical team that delivered Trig. It would be pretty easy to put these rumors to bed

i see what you did there

I generally believe family should be off limits. But, god, look at that family!

Diogenes: I generally believe family should be off limits. But, god, look at that family!

A bunch of Wasilla hillbillies looting Nieman Marcus from coast to coast.

In all fairness, most of us would have gone barebacked with Bristol before having a seat over there.

PC LOAD LETTER: In all fairness, most of us would have gone barebacked with Bristol before having a seat over there.

Barebacked her ass maybe. I don't want any downs syndrome kids. That gene pool is more than a little tainted.

Why the hell would she want those rumors to go away? They are tawdry enough that they will never be brought up in direct confrontation, they rally her base to her defense, they make her enemies look like conspiracy theorist nutters, and they get her free press.

And for the record? I don't think it's Sarah's kid. But more to the point, I also don't have any proof. Or really give a shiat. If I need to cut down Sarah Palin, I sure as hell don't have to look to her goofy-named spawn for ammunition.

shidekigonomo: No bonus points for subby til we get a cosecant pun

Subby was going to but secant think of one.

SOHCAHTOA?

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's office accused the media Friday of habitually taking her remarks out of context "to create adversarial situations," and of pursuing "erroneous and often outrageous leads on a variety of non-issues."

Yeah, her "office" definitely said that. No way she came up with all those big words herself.

You know what, lady? You may have a legitimate point, but you all but called Obama a terrorist, questioned his patriotism, and told large parts of the country they weren't "REAL Americans."

So a big, fat "FARK OFF" to you.

shidekigonomo: No bonus points for subby til we get a cosecant pun

He didn't cosecant think of one.

/late and mostly stolen

Is this farking election ever going to end???

borg: Is this farking election ever going to end???

It's a quadratic cycle

Her words don't square with reality.

Shut the fark up, grandma. Go back to being Alaska gov and leave us alone for a couple of years. You can arrogantly seek your redemption for being tard and feathered by the media in 2012. I for one hope you do if only for Fark.

Solid State Vittles: for being tard and feathered

LOLz

WaltzingMathilda: she has been biatching every day since losing the election. my god, what an awful person.



Gotta keep that fifteen minutes extended. Longer she can stay on the national radar, the better...or so she and a whole buncha freepers believe.

Diogenes: Her words don't EVER square with reality.

One could even say the media reports on her were hyperbolic.

FTFA "...often the refusal of the media to correct obvious mistakes, unfortunately discredits too many in journalism today, making it difficult for many Americans to believe what they see in the media"

When did posters on Daily KOS become journalist?

FTAIn portions of an interview with conservative John Ziegler released Thursday, Palin said it would be "interesting" to see how coverage of Kennedy's candidacy compared to her own media experience. "It's going to be interesting to see how that plays out and I think that as we watch that we will perhaps be able to prove that there is a class issue here also that was such a factor in the scrutiny of my candidacy versus, say, the scrutiny of what her candidacy may be

Nice to know she still has no clue what the VP does.

Can someone up in Alaska please put Sarah Palin out of our misery?

She's not as stupid as we think, but she sure is annoying and not worthy of any media coverage in the lower 48 (plus Hawaii).

PC LOAD LETTER: In all fairness, most of us would have gone barebacked with Bristol before having a seat over there.

No, I'd have better luck with a 10 dollar whore.

Huh, all she has to do is release the medical records to put the rumors to rest.

Why does she not do so?

Hmmmm.

This woman is the first and best hope of the resurgent GOP.

Skleenar: This woman is the first and best hope of the resurgent GOP.

2/10

Skleenar: This woman is the first and best hope of the resurgent GOP.

I think that's a bit hyperbolic.

Stay classy Dems.


HAHA!

As IF!

There are no (FTA)arbitrary ways in which news organizations determine the level and kind of scrutiny given to those who aspire to public office

Kennedy is getting scrutiny in New York and a good chunk of the East Coast, but not really national coverage because the job is the junior senator from NY.

Palin got run through the ringer because she was running for VP of the country.

Just a slight difference in the level of importance there.

Yay! Sarah Palin thread... and here I was thinking tonight was going to be boring on Fark!

Proved my theorem wrong.

Palin is like that annoying ex-girlfriend that won't stop talking shiat after you dumped her, or in this case, the American people dumped her. She's such an ego freak that she probably thinks she's relevant and people will care what she says. We're laughing at you, not with you, Mrs. Palin. The GOP is seriously boned if she's the best hope they have for 2012.

Funny how she confuses Saturday Night Live and bloggers with the "Mainstream Media"

Skleenar: This woman is the first and best hope of the resurgent GOP.

I think we can drop the "G" from the GOP - it is hardly "grand" anymore.

meat0918: Palin got run through the wringer because she was running for VP of the country on the ticket of a 73 yr old man with a history of cancer plus POW mileage.

If she'd been Barack's VP choice, or say Romney's I don't think she'd have gotten quite the blowback.

Still tho, I am amazed at how dumb she is. She's too dumb to realize how dumb she is. Which is just staggering. Just another spoilt pretty biatch who never had anyone tell her no.

/DIAF
//but thanks for preventing the idiots in this country from electing McCain
///still DIAF

WaltzingMathilda: she has been biatching every day since losing the election. my god, what an awful person.

Yeah. You're supposed to just take slander and calumny without uttering a word in your own defense. What a biatch.

Glad I didn't delete this on yet.