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(Kotaku) Obvious Barack Obama is better at Wii Bowling than real bowling. He probably like Coors, too   (kotaku.com) divider line 104
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TiltedKilt 2009-01-09 01:55:02 PM  
Subby, no Democrat worth a damn would drink that union-busting pisswater.

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 01:55:29 PM  
The lost detail is that he correctly predicted a Florida BCS championship.

 
Superevil [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 02:25:01 PM  
So am I. What's your point?

 
7of7 [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 02:42:51 PM  
Everybody's better at Wii bowling than real bowling. Wii bowling is super easy.

 
John Coyote [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 02:52:35 PM  
"He probably like Coors, too."

Them roundeye, they CRAZY.

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 02:58:10 PM  
Alls you gotta do is line up on the third-from-right arrow.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 03:09:26 PM  
I must be the only guy on Fark who likes Coors Light.

/Likes the good stuff as well.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-09 03:09:49 PM  
I don't know much about politics, but it gives me an amazing amount of warm fuzzies knowing there's going to be a game console in the White House.

You're a loser.

/gonna play Wii Bowling when I get home

 
BirdChirpy 2009-01-09 03:10:30 PM  
Yes Wii Can.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-09 03:10:43 PM  
The_Sponge: I must be the only guy on Fark who likes Coors Light.

/Likes the good stuff as well.


On dollar bottle night, I'll drink almost anything.

 
GoodyearPimp 2009-01-09 03:11:14 PM  
When people that have never seen a bowling alley can crack 200 easily, it's fair to say that Wii bowling is just a smidge easier.

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-01-09 03:12:10 PM  
Who can forget? (new window)

Obama is the worst bowler ever.

 
Seacop 2009-01-09 03:12:33 PM  
The_Sponge: I must be the only guy on Fark who likes Coors Light.

/Likes the good stuff as well.


It's cool, I'm a CL Smoothie guy too.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-01-09 03:13:08 PM  
I bet he can bust out a mean solo on Guitar Hero too.

 
JeffTL 2009-01-09 03:13:17 PM  
Only a few ounces of resistance on the arm but still full force on the balls makes for more spares so this is to be expected.

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-01-09 03:16:33 PM  
TiltedKilt: Subby, no Democrat worth a damn would drink that union-busting pisswater.

Pete Coors can blow me. And I used to enjoy the banquet beer.

/lite beer is garbage

 
obzerver 2009-01-09 03:17:05 PM  
The_Sponge: I must be the only guy on Fark who likes Coors Light.

/Likes the good stuff as well.


I like it in those mini keg they put out around super bowl time. They look tiny but it holds about 14 beers.

/when you finish it, don't try to crush it on your head.

 
sgilman 2009-01-09 03:20:34 PM  
Our Wii has been collecting dust in a corner since Christmas 2007. My son plays the 360 and I can't stop playing monsters on the PS3.

/commence flaming Wii Dweebs.

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-01-09 03:20:43 PM  
TiltedKilt: Subby, no Democrat worth a damn would drink that union-busting pisswater.

Damn straight. Union men drink union made Miller.

 
CaptMacMillian 2009-01-09 03:20:43 PM  
The_Sponge: I must be the only guy on Fark who likes Coors Light.

/Likes the good stuff as well.


For me, Coors Light is the best "lets see how many cans I can shotgun/bong" beer. There's not much to it and that's just fine when I'm trying to drink as much as possible in a very short amount of time.

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-01-09 03:21:31 PM  
CaptMacMillian: The_Sponge: I must be the only guy on Fark who likes Coors Light.

/Likes the good stuff as well.

For me, Coors Light is the best "lets see how many cans I can shotgun/bong" beer. There's not much to it and that's just fine when I'm trying to drink as much as possible in a very short amount of time.


Are you claiming the Coors Light has superior Drinkability?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 03:22:27 PM  
JeffTL: Only a few ounces of resistance on the arm but still full force on the balls makes for more spares

as well as really sore balls.

 
Manfred J. Hattan 2009-01-09 03:24:43 PM  
"He probably like Coors, too"

I'm all for the give and take of politics but that's just low.

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-01-09 03:25:06 PM  
Rapmaster2000: Are you claiming the Coors Light has superior Drinkability?

It's an excellent diuretic. Not good for much else.

 
HoyaSaxa 2009-01-09 03:25:15 PM  
Rapmaster2000: Damn straight. Union men drink union made Miller.

TiltedKilt: Subby, no Democrat worth a damn would drink that union-busting pisswater.

Amen, Brothers. And it's almost 5, too!

 
Wisdomsage 2009-01-09 03:25:47 PM  
7of7: Everybody's better at Wii bowling than real bowling. Wii bowling is super easy.

This... sorta. The fact that the wii mote is oversensitive to the "spin" motion is annoying.

 
nosferatublue 2009-01-09 03:28:51 PM  
Superevil: So am I. What's your point?

I also have it on good authority that he has a mole on his butt.

/it doesn't show up well, though

 
assegai 2009-01-09 03:29:34 PM  
He keeps it cool (new window)

 
mynameist 2009-01-09 03:30:04 PM  
7of7: Everybody's better at Wii bowling than real bowling. Wii bowling is super easy.

I have spent about equal time playing both and I am way better at real bowling. I guess this makes me not part of everybody.

 
Stile4aly 2009-01-09 03:32:25 PM  
BirdChirpy: Yes Wii Can.

Thread over

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 03:33:39 PM  
Rapmaster2000: TiltedKilt: Subby, no Democrat worth a damn would drink that union-busting pisswater.

Damn straight. Union men drink union made Miller.



I'm a former union member, and that's part of the reason why I like Coors.



obzerver: I like it in those mini keg they put out around super bowl time. They look tiny but it holds about 14 beers.

/when you finish it, don't try to crush it on your head.



I like those, too. I once used an empty one as a target for my shotgun (slugs). After I was done, it looked like Swiss cheese.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 03:36:55 PM  
So on January first does it become Wii Force One?

 
Brown Sauce 2009-01-09 03:37:47 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/check out the cross-eyed dude in the background

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-01-09 03:38:13 PM  
The_Sponge: Rapmaster2000: TiltedKilt: Subby, no Democrat worth a damn would drink that union-busting pisswater.

Damn straight. Union men drink union made Miller.


I'm a former union member, and that's part of the reason why I like Coors.


I'm also a former union member, but I'm not giving my money to some right wing nutjobs just to spite the unions.

 
beerrun [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 03:39:12 PM  
sgilman: Our Wii has been collecting dust in a corner since Christmas 2007. My son plays the 360 and I can't stop playing monsters on the PS3.

/commence flaming Wii Dweebs.


You're a day late for the game console fanboy thread.
poppy (new window)

 
CityExile 2009-01-09 03:39:17 PM  
Forget Wii Sports, I want to know who he mains with in Brawl.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 03:43:20 PM  
Obama is a jerk....anytime I'm playing Mario Kart online, he always picks Rainbow Road.

 
Treygreen13 2009-01-09 03:44:06 PM  
CityExile: Forget Wii Sports, I want to know who he mains with in Brawl.

Real men main Mario.

 
BattleFrenchie28 2009-01-09 03:46:42 PM  
sgilman:
/commence flaming Wii Dweebs Dwiibs.


ftfy

 
Big Beef Burrito 2009-01-09 03:48:05 PM  
The_Sponge: Obama is a jerk....anytime I'm playing Mario Kart online, he always picks Rainbow Road.

He also always picks Oddjob in Goldeneye. Jerk.

 
germ78 2009-01-09 03:48:16 PM  
The_Sponge: Obama is a jerk....anytime I'm playing Mario Kart online, he always picks Rainbow Road.

Mirror Rainbow Road to be exact. I quit playing online MKW because of this.

Does Obama have Wii Bags on his Wii? He's from Chicago after all.

Treygreen13: CityExile: Forget Wii Sports, I want to know who he mains with in Brawl.

Real men main Mario.


ROB pwns.

 
Zafler 2009-01-09 03:49:20 PM  
Treygreen13: CityExile: Forget Wii Sports, I want to know who he mains with in Brawl.

Real men main Mario.


While leading real men wipe the floor with everyone using Ike.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-01-09 03:51:35 PM  
He always picks the Raiders in Super Tecmo Bowl and does "Bo Jackson" runs all the time. What a jerk.

 
Treygreen13 2009-01-09 03:52:06 PM  
Zafler: Treygreen13: CityExile: Forget Wii Sports, I want to know who he mains with in Brawl.

Real men main Mario.

While leading real men wipe the floor with everyone using Ike.


Real men wouldn't use a character designed with mentally challenged 8 year olds in mind.

If someone destroys you with Mario, you know they were good. Getting FLUDDed off the stage is the ultimate humiliation.

 
Alphax 2009-01-09 03:53:58 PM  
Not a console owner, but I'm much better at iBowl on the iPhone/iPod than real bowling.

 
WFern 2009-01-09 03:54:14 PM  
Pabst! Blue Ribbon!

img2.timeinc.net

/Had better not be warm

 
Zafler 2009-01-09 03:55:13 PM  
Treygreen13

No, if you can use stomp people using the girl pikachu that goes to sleep you're good. Mario at least has several effective moves to choose from.

Also, Ike has several weaknesses that can be exploited, winning against people that are skilled takes skil itself.

 
Treygreen13 2009-01-09 03:58:01 PM  
Zafler: Treygreen13

No, if you can use stomp people using the girl pikachu that goes to sleep you're good. Mario at least has several effective moves to choose from.

Also, Ike has several weaknesses that can be exploited, winning against people that are skilled takes skil itself.


Ok, just because I'm in a good mood, I'm going to agree with you that Ike isn't designed for empty-headed morons who value ludicrously over-ranged power characters over any semblance of balance.

 
Doc Daneeka 2009-01-09 04:03:14 PM  
Obama is a Wii owner. Good man. I knew I voted for the right guy.

Now if he can just invite over the leaders of Israel and Hamas and persuade them to work out their aggressions through a marathon session of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, we may finally see some progress in the Middle East.

 
Big Beef Burrito 2009-01-09 04:04:50 PM  
He probably picks Liu Kang and does Flying Kicks from one side of the screen to another, over and over again.

Geez, what's with this guy?

 
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