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(Gigwise) Amusing Something has irked Kanye West again, CAPS LOCK are in full effect: "I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE. I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30'S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S S--T"   (gigwise.com) divider line 40
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HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 12:49:47 PM  
I'm really starting to dig that dude, man. He's giving us fodder for cheap entertainment on a fairly constant basis

 
delathi 2009-01-09 01:07:43 PM  
I'm really starting to want to dig a hole for that dude, man. He's in desperate need for being used as fodder for a family of boars.

 
Bondidude 2009-01-09 01:12:48 PM  
KANYE NEEDS TO LEARN TO CALM THE FARK DOWN!

/IS SO ANGRY ABOUT KANYE BEING ANGRY I'M ABOUT TO THROW MY MACBOOK AIR AGAINST THE WALL!

 
TheSilverOne 2009-01-09 01:18:37 PM  
Dude, shut up and open more Fatburgers in the Chicago area. Dang that place is delicious.

 
blondemerkin 2009-01-09 01:25:15 PM  
He is such a WENTZ

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 01:34:45 PM  
blondemerkin: He is such a WENTZ

Dude, I know. He's a total Wentz.

 
Bondidude 2009-01-09 01:35:25 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: blondemerkin: He is such a WENTZ

Dude, I know. He's a total Wentz.


Totally, what a Wentz.

 
NorCalLos 2009-01-09 01:41:38 PM  
He looks old in the pic, but not because of the gray in his beard. It's his wrinkly forehead and tired eyes. He looks like he's been living in his car for a few months, except that his car probably has more square footage than my bedroom.

 
Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 01:43:11 PM  
Kanye is a farktard and needs to go away.

He is our generation's MC Hammer.

 
DJLobo 2009-01-09 01:48:50 PM  
Translation: People still need to care about me, so I'll put this entry in my blog whining about how old I look on some magazine cover. Then, people will check out the magazine to see what I'm talking about. Hooray, profit.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-01-09 01:49:17 PM  
Beatle_Matt: Kanye is a farktard and needs to go away.

He is our generation's MC Hammer.


Actually I think that is a poor comparison. Hammer could dance which was at least a talent.

I've yet to see Kanye exhibit any talent.

 
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here 2009-01-09 01:53:34 PM  
Bondidude: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: blondemerkin: He is such a WENTZ

Dude, I know. He's a total Wentz.

Totally, what a Wentz.


About a buck fifty. Wait, what?

/he really is a Wentz though

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 02:00:19 PM  
I can't wait for this wentz to get old and really turn gray and age ungracefully like the chickenshiat wentz he is.

 
DecemberNitro 2009-01-09 02:07:30 PM  
The guy even types like a wentz, a total wentz.

 
CityExile 2009-01-09 02:21:29 PM  
Forget the pic, how about that quote on the cover? "I am rap?" Dude needs to chill the fark out.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 02:25:14 PM  
Bondidude: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: blondemerkin: He is such a WENTZ

Dude, I know. He's a total Wentz.

Totally, what a Wentz.


its catching on. Sweet

 
nitrowhip 2009-01-09 02:27:25 PM  
All this talk of wentzbags has ruined my keyboard.

 
soakitincider 2009-01-09 02:30:29 PM  
shaloub was suggested locally by our radio guy to be a new derogatory word, for some reason.

 
LewDux 2009-01-09 02:46:05 PM  
Glitchwerks: Actually I think that is a poor comparison. Hammer could dance which was at least a talent.

I've yet to see Kanye exhibit any talent.


hangin with the herd is your joy, huh?

A.V.Club: Who outside of the Def Jux camp gives you hope for hip-hop's future?

El-P: There are a lot of dudes. At this point, it would be hard to say. At this point, my relationship to the music has changed. I like songs, because people aren't delivering me full albums that I really think are masterpieces any more. But as much as people might get annoyed by Kanye West, that dude has made a huge impact in a positive way. And I think Kanye was an interesting personality to jump onto the scene. He completely stuck his chest out and challenged people in a way that people didn't like. Also, he did self-produced albums that had whole visions to them. And that's a big element too.

 
because good is dumb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-09 03:08:14 PM  
This just in, President Bush doesn't like wentz'

 
NimbleWalrus 2009-01-09 03:14:17 PM  
Looks a little like Greg Oden to me.

 
devilskware 2009-01-09 03:18:47 PM  
KANYE WEST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GALVESTON!!

/there's black people there Kanye
//they got hit with a hurricane y'know

 
moistD 2009-01-09 03:31:21 PM  
Bondidude: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: blondemerkin: He is such a WENTZ

Dude, I know. He's a total Wentz.

Totally, what a Wentz.


farm2.static.flickr.com

 
Texas with a Dollarsign 2009-01-09 03:56:49 PM  
Am I the only one who mentally heard Kanye singing the headline through his Auto-Tune?

 
Architecture Of Aggression 2009-01-09 04:05:32 PM  
I have never once listened to or knowingly heard a Kanye West song, so I won't say much about his music that I (and apparently many other) would never enjoy, but this guy is a total wentz. wentz to the wentz degree. a big time wentz. actually, if I hadn't seen the picture of wents applying some kind of make up, I'd actually say that wentz is a west and west is just a west but a wentz isn't a west anymore, wentz is wentz and west is wentz too.

 
toobsok 2009-01-09 04:42:53 PM  
i hope he gets Woodsided.

 
hypers36 2009-01-09 05:01:08 PM  
Glitchwerks: Beatle_Matt: Kanye is a farktard and needs to go away.

He is our generation's MC Hammer.

Actually I think that is a poor comparison. Hammer could dance which was at least a talent.

I've yet to see Kanye exhibit any talent.


Pop-quiz, if you even THINK the word "wiki" or "google" you fail: Name more than 3 songs by MC Hammer. Now, do the same with Kanye West?

 
devilskware 2009-01-09 05:15:19 PM  
hypers36: Glitchwerks: Beatle_Matt: Kanye is a farktard and needs to go away.

He is our generation's MC Hammer.

Actually I think that is a poor comparison. Hammer could dance which was at least a talent.

I've yet to see Kanye exhibit any talent.

Pop-quiz, if you even THINK the word "wiki" or "google" you fail: Name more than 3 songs by MC Hammer. Now, do the same with Kanye West?


I'm confused. Is this pro or anti Kanye? I can name 5 songs by M.C. Hammer and one by Kanye.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-01-09 05:45:05 PM  
LewDux:
hangin with the herd is your joy, huh?


No, it's just that I think Fark in general hates Kanye West. I hated him for different reasons long before everyone else jumped on the anti-Kanye bandwagon. Of course, Kanye has gone and been a total Wentz and made everyone dislike him.

hypers36:
Pop-quiz, if you even THINK the word "wiki" or "google" you fail: Name more than 3 songs by MC Hammer. Now, do the same with Kanye West?


Let's Get It Started, They Put Me in the Mix, Turn This Mutha Out.

The only Kanye West song I know by name is Gold Digger. And only because High Contrast did a bootleg remix.

 
Now That's What I Call a Taco! 2009-01-09 06:13:39 PM  
Oh good. It's the weekly Uppity Negro Hate Thread.

That guy with more hit songs than 99% of the planet combined sure isn't talented. I like to put a "c" in front of "rap" because I'm hilarious and edgy like that.

Yawn.

 
hypre 2009-01-09 06:29:18 PM  
I'm a Kanye fan, but the new album is unbearable. Popped on the headphones and listened to the first 6 songs - the first time in a long time I've been anticipating a new release like this. Had to unplug and go to sleep to get my head back to normal. I appreciate the fact that 808s and Heartbreak is supposed to be a concept album but it sounds like it was rushed and not really thought out. I'd give it a 4/10 and 2 of those are for the concept part of the album, the rest is just throwaway midi and nursery rhymes.

/Graduation was awesome.
// Kings of Leon in the MP3 at the moment.

 
hypre 2009-01-09 06:30:32 PM  
I forgot: He's a total Wentz.

/I

 
devilskware 2009-01-09 06:39:45 PM  
Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Oh good. It's the weekly Uppity Negro Hate Thread.

That guy with more hit songs than 99% of the planet combined sure isn't talented. I like to put a "c" in front of "rap" because I'm hilarious and edgy like that.

Yawn.


Eat a cawk.

There's nothing racial about people's hatred towards this Wentz.
Also, it's pretty obvious to any semi intelligent person that having a hit song doesn't mean you're talented. I'd make a list but most people can roll off 50 to 100 names off the top of their heads.

 
CravenMorehead 2009-01-09 07:14:25 PM  
Damn, he's got some big-ass lips.

 
ZombieStreetCred 2009-01-09 09:05:18 PM  
hypre: I forgot: He's a total Wentz.

/I


Next thing you know Kanye will get all Wentz & angry and DO IT LIVE!!!

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-09 09:07:24 PM  
I think You guys have given me a challenge: Get a greenlight with "Wentz" in it, without referring to pete

I really want to see that

 
Cats_Lie 2009-01-09 10:50:40 PM  
With some artists, it's all about the music. With others, it's all about themselves. Kayne "Wentz" West is undoubtedly of the latter category.

 
Oakenshield 2009-01-10 12:06:53 AM  
toobsok: i hope he gets Woodsided.

I like this one better. Epic.

 
Tophersky 2009-01-10 10:44:25 AM  
CravenMorehead: Damn, he's got some big-ass lips.

content7.flixster.com

I got big gums, sir.

 
PDXBishop 2009-01-11 07:53:04 PM  
blondemerkin: He is such a WENTZ

toobsok: i hope he gets Woodsided.

Two new (and hilarious) memes in one thread. WIN!

 
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