So, this is his Invisible Man impersonation?

Wait, he bought his own box set? Can't he just phone someone for that?

*cough*stillanattentionwhore*cough*

I don't get the headline but it looks like Jacko bites the shiat out of his fingernails.

Oddly enough, people wouldn't have noticed if he HAD dressed like Rorschach.

LOL...maybe his record company is dispatching look-a-likes into record stores... how can you prove this is Michael Jackson?

zvoidx

"how can you prove this is Michael Jackson?"

By the fact that he's rubbing his groin against a small box?

he wears bhurkas now? don't muslims frown on men wearing women's clothing?

His hands are whiter than mine, I don't believe that's him.

eddie van heinous: Wait, he bought his own box set? Can't he just phone someone for that?

*cough*stillanattentionwhore*cough*

Oh yeah, I forgot that in the home of the brave and land of the free, if you're famous and if you dare try to do some shopping, you're nothing but an attention whore. You MUST make someone else do it.

Thanks for proving yet again that sheer jealousy knows no bounds and there's no cure for it. Of course you're going to utterly deny who you're so much better than him. Congratulations. You've yet another stain in the human gene pool.

The skin under his fingernails is still black.

Madheretic: eddie van heinous: Wait, he bought his own box set? Can't he just phone someone for that?

*cough*stillanattentionwhore*cough*

Oh yeah, I forgot that in the home of the brave and land of the free, if you're famous and if you dare try to do some shopping, you're nothing but an attention whore. You MUST make someone else do it.

Thanks for proving yet again that sheer jealousy knows no bounds and there's no cure for it. Of course you're going to utterly deny who you're so much better than him. Congratulations. You've yet another stain in the human gene pool.

You missed the point, which is that he's buying his own albums.

It just hit me.

Michael Jackson is The Stig




/link hotter than The Stig in a Gumpert

eddie van heinous: Wait, he bought his own box set? Can't he just phone someone for that?

*cough*stillanattentionwhore*cough*

how else is he going to masturbate in public?

man is he really white or what. You could not under any circumstances believe he was once a black man. from thriller video to that, i am completely amazed

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men"

The world will look up and cry 'Help us', and I will look down and scream "WOOOOOOOO"

Yeah, I'm going to go with, "No way in hell that's really Michael Jackson."

It doesn't make any sense at all.

StinkyFiddlewinks: It just hit me.

Michael Jackson is The Stig

/link hotter than The Stig in a Gumpert

Some say he can sleep with as many boys as he likes and it's alright. We just know him as The Stig.

By the way, why would you cover yourself up like that, if I saw someone in a store dressed like that, I would either be a) scared shiatless because s/he's going to shoot up the place, b) amused because it really is a celebrity trying to hide, or c) my uncle Theo, who's just a little whacky.

Unless it's someone else under the mask, and while everyone pays attention to that person...MJ really goes unnoticed behind them, buys the cd's and leaves....in that case, he's a genius.

QT_3.14159: Yeah, I'm going to go with, "No way in hell that's really Michael Jackson."

It doesn't make any sense at all.

because everything he does makes sense?

/eyeroll

I8B4U: "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men"

First thing that came to my mind.

Either that, or he's working the Hasidic-Invisible-Man-with-SARS angle.

I just flat-out feel bad for Michael Jackson. Even if this isn't him, it's legitimately something he would do.

I read today that he just signed a one-year, $100,000/month lease for a "chateau" in Bel-Air. After all of his money troubles, this seems like a good idea to him.

He's crazy, but not the fun Brendan Fraser kind of way. He's legitimately mental. I keep holding out hope that he takes off the mask and POW it's actually Corey Haim. "The real Michael Jackson died ten years ago! HAHAHAHA" and then goes and lives in suburban Houston for the rest of his life.

Approves

Madheretic: You've yet another stain in the human gene pool.

Anger issues and caffeine just don't mix.

Even when he's covered up, people still recognize him as Michael Jackson. He should add a little more variety to his disguises -- you know, maybe go out in a sombrero one day.

/Unless, as some have suggested, it's a decoy, in which case: Job well done.

At least he didn't came in his pajamas

(hurries to put Michael Jackson in my death pool)

I once sold eight copies of the Offspring's Greatest Hits to Dexter Holland - he was in town doing some surfing and wanted to show his mates what his day job was.

Then he went on a rant about how he doesn't care if I download his albums, cause he's made enough money.

/didn't have the heart to tell him I only like his first album...

If it is him, it's probably because he had a few more surgeries to look even more like a dried-up meth addict.

Genius marketing for the boxed set.

eddie van heinous: *cough*stillanattentionwhore*cough*

Came in to say just that. The only thing that he probably needs to actually go out and buy these days are clothes. He can shop online for anything else and have it shipped.

danduran: I once sold eight copies of the Offspring's Greatest Hits to Dexter Holland - he was in town doing some surfing and wanted to show his mates what his day job was.

Then he went on a rant about how he doesn't care if I download his albums, cause he's made enough money.

/didn't have the heart to tell him I only like his first album...

Eh, Smash was pretty good too. More pop-punk-sorta than Ignition but it's catchy and it's got a couple winners on it.

It's probably a marketing ploy to get his NEW BOX SET in the news.

I wonder - if I got a scarf, sunglasses, trenchcoat & hat, surgical mask, and a friend in a suit to be a bodyguard, could I be Michael Jackson too?

I bet people would fall for it.

When Benny Hill was pictured in the papers walking home with a Tesco's carrier bag, he said:

"What, I should employ a butler to get the groceries? That's ridiculous!"

/and then he slapped the reporter's bald head repeatedly

Crikey, he's looking more like Nash The Slash every day. But with Nash, it's just a costume...


/hotlinked
//nashie the slashies

Someday he'll step out in beekeepers suit.

/Just you wait...

Madheretic: eddie van heinous: Wait, he bought his own box set? Can't he just phone someone for that?

*cough*stillanattentionwhore*cough*

Oh yeah, I forgot that in the home of the brave and land of the free, if you're famous and if you dare try to do some shopping, you're nothing but an attention whore. You MUST make someone else do it.

Thanks for proving yet again that sheer jealousy knows no bounds and there's no cure for it. Of course you're going to utterly deny who you're so much better than him. Congratulations. You've yet another stain in the human gene pool.


2/10

Hey i found more pictures!!!

Madheretic: eddie van heinous: Wait, he bought his own box set? Can't he just phone someone for that?

*cough*stillanattentionwhore*cough*

Oh yeah, I forgot that in the home of the brave and land of the free, if you're famous and if you dare try to do some shopping, you're nothing but an attention whore. You MUST make someone else do it.

Thanks for proving yet again that sheer jealousy knows no bounds and there's no cure for it. Of course you're going to utterly deny who you're so much better than him. Congratulations. You've yet another stain in the human gene pool.

I'll never understand why a bunch of supposedly mature people would have so much loath for Michael Jackson. He's the only celebrity out there to actually care for something other than himself, not to mention that he's incredibly talented and intelligent. And yet you Farkers'd rather believe in this media bullshiat.

killahgrag: danduran: I once sold eight copies of the Offspring's Greatest Hits to Dexter Holland - he was in town doing some surfing and wanted to show his mates what his day job was.

Then he went on a rant about how he doesn't care if I download his albums, cause he's made enough money.

/didn't have the heart to tell him I only like his first album...

Eh, Smash was pretty good too. More pop-punk-sorta than Ignition but it's catchy and it's got a couple winners on it.

That's the one I meant, Smash. I forget they had that indie one beforehand.

/not really into Cali-punk

FTFA:

The oddball singer, who had a hit with Bad...

Had ** A ** hit with Bad...

If only his other songs had caught on... Poor guy.