If they fade up on the first episode and it's Hannity and Sharpton sitting at a piano and singing "Ebony and Ivory" then I will Tivo every episode.

I'm surprised Bachmann will be opening her mouth in front of a TV camera again. No wait, I'm not. Should be fun to see how deep that rabbit hole goes.

I love watching Al Sharpton. He's usually all over the map and it makes for enjoyable viewing!

His performance at the presidential debates in the primaries was classic television.

What will it be like for Hannity to face someone who will actually stand up to him?

Finally Hannity is up against somebody that is as dumb as he is.

co-conspirator: What will it be like for Hannity to face someone who will actually stand up to him?

Really? You think Sharpton will stand up to him? Seems to me, Sharptontends to be rather...fawningly obsequious when in the room with someone and saves his vitriolic blatherings for later on.

Once you peel away the "Dat's raciss" schtick, Al Sharpton is actually a pretty funny guy who doesn't take himself nearly as seriously as the other professional race baiters.

Awesome. I click on "skip this ad" because otherwise I can't see the page and I get a "page not found" error.

Good job.

Oh, and you're all great americans or something.

/god i hate Hannity

wolvernova: Finally Hannity is up against somebody that is as dumb as he is.

Came here to say this. I can leave now.

Umm...no.

Hannity, Sharpton, Bachmann, and...Meatloaf? Yeesh, sounds like the buffet table at the Donner party - you have tough leathery meat, sour potatoes, and frozen peas.

// and meatloaf
// his name was Robert Paulson

Dr Dreidel: Hannity, Sharpton, Bachmann, and...Meatloaf? Yeesh, sounds like the buffet table at the Donner party - you have tough leathery meat, sour potatoes, and frozen peas.

// and meatloaf
// his name was Robert Paulson

Biatch tits!

Sharpton is a jackass for letting his agenda get the better of him in many cases but he is not a stupid man. Hannity, however, I honestly do think is a stupid person.

This might make for pretty good TV.

Dr Dreidel: Hannity, Sharpton, Bachmann, and...Meatloaf?

I think that's what Bill Maher's show looks like in the Bizarro World.

Maybe they'll smear each other in shiat and Hannity can blame Obama while Sharpton can blame Bush!

Kinda like a Fark politics thread acted out on the telly.

Look to the cookie, Elaine.

AspectRatio: Look to the cookie, Elaine.

Just like the cookie, I'm sure the combination of Sharpton and Hannity would make me vomit.

Car_Ramrod: AspectRatio: Look to the cookie, Elaine.

Just like the cookie, I'm sure the combination of Sharpton and Hannity would make me vomit.

"It's like David Duke and Farrakhan down there!"

ole' conservative fark hannity goes thru co-anchors like beer nuts. can't imagine why no one stays with the nazi.

They shoulda replaced colmes with Kirsten Powers... way smarter than colmes... and can she find much better arguments than colmes ever did. ratings would skyrocket. (I've met colmes a couple times... he's even more of a dufuss in person than he is on screen.)

You gotta be shiatting me. I don't watch Fox anyway but I'm really really not going to watch that.

FTA:Monday's show will include a sit-down with George W. Bush. Hannity will conduct the interview Friday at the White House.

Looks like it's all taken care of.

Linux_Yes: ole' conservative fark hannity goes thru co-anchors like beer nuts. can't imagine why no one stays with the nazi.

Alan Colmes had pretty much been a staple on the show for years. I'm not sure where you are getting this.

Dr Dreidel: Hannity, Sharpton, Bachmann, and...Meatloaf? Yeesh, sounds like the buffet table at the Donner party - you have tough leathery meat, sour potatoes, and frozen peas.

// and meatloaf
// his name was Robert Paulson

that was full of win on so many levels.

Linto: FTA:Monday's show will include a sit-down with George W. Bush. Hannity will conduct the interview Friday at the White House.

Looks like it's all taken care of.

Oh, man-o-man...I cannot wait to tell my conservative boss about that sign. :-)

pxlboy

Props from a TFer? Might be my first...

// you were gentle

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
'Cause he's not authentic like me.
Yeah, the guy from the L.A. paper
Said he makes guilty whites feel good
They'll vote for him, and not for me
'Cause he's not from the hood.

See, real black men, like Snoop Dog,
Or me, or Farrakhan
Have talked the talk, and walked the walk.
Not come in late and won!

/true

barneyfifesbullet: I'm a sniveling bigot and my butthole hurts

Nope. Still not gonna give him, his network, or his advertisers the satisfaction of my eyeballs.

Dancin_In_Anson: Maybe they'll smear each other in shiat and Hannity can blame Obama while Sharpton can blame Bush!

I'd actually watch that...

Did anyone see Al Sharpton on MSNBC this morning?

He had real sane input on the Blagojevich scandal.

In fact Al Sharpton said he thought Blagojevich only picked Burris because he was black.

Oh wait, I am sorry this Fark! Everyone go back to attacking Al Sharpton as being black racist nut even though this hasn't been true for some time now.

Corvus: Oh wait, I am sorry this Fark! Everyone go back to attacking Al Sharpton as being black racist nut even though this hasn't been true for some time now.

Which part isn't true? Was there bleaching involved?

Why is Meatloaf appearing as a pundit, ffs?

You just KNOW any question that they ask him, he's just gonna default to one of two answers:

(a) Let me sleep on it.

(b) I'd do anything for America, but I won't do that.

/Sharpton & Bachmann are OK guests. Two out of three ain't bad.

madmann: You just KNOW any question that they ask him, he's just gonna default to one of two answers:

And if he stumbles over a question and they call him on it, he'll just look at them and scream, "I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday!"

IXI Jim IXI: Corvus: Oh wait, I am sorry this Fark! Everyone go back to attacking Al Sharpton as being black racist nut even though this hasn't been true for some time now.

Which part isn't true? Was there bleaching involved?

He actually had the most sane things to say about this scandal then anyone I have heard so far.

he said:

A) Even though you might not like Blagojevich has done and he may be impeached the appointment of Burris is legal and he should be made a senator. Also he pointed out all of Blagojevich other duties are not be challenged including pardons.

B) When he was baited by the anchor to try to say not seating Burris is racially motivated he didn't say he felt that way, but said he thinks Blogjevich pick Burris because he was black and it would start people arguing about race for the pick.


This is some of the best insight I've seen on this scandal.

/now back to the "Al Sharpton is a crazy wakko" comments

IXI Jim IXI: Corvus: Oh wait, I am sorry this Fark! Everyone go back to attacking Al Sharpton as being black racist nut even though this hasn't been true for some time now.

Which part isn't true? Was there bleaching involved?

he has started the michael jackson treatments. he will soon be a white woman.

I like Meatloaf. Hopefully he'll be able to stay sane inside insanity.

I'm still trying to figure out how that little meatball went from pimping Tawana Brawley to this.

Corvus: IXI Jim IXI: Corvus: Oh wait, I am sorry this Fark! Everyone go back to attacking Al Sharpton as being black racist nut even though this hasn't been true for some time now.

Which part isn't true? Was there bleaching involved?

He actually had the most sane things to say about this scandal then anyone I have heard so far.

he said:

A) Even though you might not like Blagojevich has done and he may be impeached the appointment of Burris is legal and he should be made a senator. Also he pointed out all of Blagojevich other duties are not be challenged including pardons.

B) When he was baited by the anchor to try to say not seating Burris is racially motivated he didn't say he felt that way, but said he thinks Blogjevich pick Burris because he was black and it would start people arguing about race for the pick.


This is some of the best insight I've seen on this scandal.

/now back to the "Al Sharpton is a crazy wakko" comments

I think I saw similar sentiments posted on Fark befo...

um...

Ok...fess up. Which of you is Reverend Al?

Orange Crush: But if leftwingers think Al Sharpton is Hannity's liberal match in a debate, no wonder they are so stupid. Hannity will devour him.

So, let me get this straight, you think Hannity gets his guests and co-hosts by decree of the left or by some impartial democratic process? :D HAHAHAAHA

Hannity and RIGHT-wing FOX decide, and they are going for the caricatural character as counterpoint simply because it's a softball of a strawman for them to push their simplistic and distorted political dialectics.

Sharpton has never come close to representing the majority of the Democratic block, hence the fact that he's always failed so miserably at his party leadership campaigns and the fact that so few Democrats actually take him seriously or make use of him.

"al sharpton and sean hannity found dead in studio, guns smoking."

taking bets on how long before this headline!

Hannity, Sharpton, Bachman and Meatloaf, all on Fox together?

And people were worried about the LHC. Don't know about you farkers, but my weekend plans just changed. Come Monday this whole world's getting sucked into a whirling vortex of suck and I want to be knee deep in hookers and blow by then.

Orange Crush: That's strange, as the liberal major media always go to straight to Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson when there is some nefarious "racist" out there. See the Imus fiasco.

Psst Al Sharpton said that Blagojevich picked Burris only because he is black. And that the racist allegations being made against the senate to stop Burris are silly.

Please continue making yourself look like a complete idiot.

Is there some sort of magnetic vortex that compels all the people that this world could do without to gravitate toward FOX News?

Orange Crush: Corvus: Orange Crush: That's strange, as the liberal major media always go to straight to Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson when there is some nefarious "racist" out there. See the Imus fiasco.

Psst Al Sharpton said that Blagojevich picked Burris only because he is black. And that the racist allegations being made against the senate to stop Burris are silly.

Please continue making yourself look like a complete idiot.

I thought it was amusing to see Harry Reid and white Democrats refusing to give Burris a seat in Congress.

Hey Burris, McDonalds will give you a seat!...they are not stuck in the racist past like the Democrats.

If you're just going to parrot Limbaugh, you need to take better notes. The line is Denny's, not McDonald's. Ya know, because Denny's had a scandal a few years back for not seating black people. See how the context IS the joke?

I didn't think it was possible to make Rush Limbaugh's idea of humor less funny, but there, you've done it. Congratulations.

Orange Crush: trolling nonsense

Way to kill a thread. We almost had a decent thread there. Unfortunately, it's impossible to tell parody from reality with sufficiently irrational beliefs. Whatever, congrats, you win.