But, will they still have nap time?

Code_Archeologist: But, will they still have nap time?

at least they don't have to deal with margaret thatcher, or she'd take away their milk.

HEY! TEACHER! Leave them kids alone!

/Also, our wallets.

None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

Diogenes: None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

And by harpoon you mean your penis.

Barbigazi: Diogenes: None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

And by harpoon you mean your penis.

If I weren't already teh ghey, the thought of nailing Pelosi would make me such.

Barbigazi: And by harpoon you mean your penis.

I bet it would be like sticking it into a jar of broken glass.

Diogenes
Barbigazi: Diogenes: None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

And by harpoon you mean your penis.

If I weren't already teh ghey, the thought of nailing Pelosi would make me such.


Just stay away from those teeff

Beats the Hell out of a "do-nothing" Congress.

Diogenes: Barbigazi: Diogenes: None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

And by harpoon you mean your penis.

If I weren't already teh ghey, the thought of nailing Pelosi would make me such.

Come on, who doesn't find power sexy? she's a strict school teacher, rawr.

Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Beats the Hell out of a "do-nothing" Congress.

Depends on what they do.

But they'll be working for a whole month already! They deserve a break! Voting is hard!

Also, didn't Democrats promise a tougher work schedule after their win in 2006? Whatever happened to that?

/really don't know

Barbigazi: Diogenes: Barbigazi: Diogenes: None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

And by harpoon you mean your penis.

If I weren't already teh ghey, the thought of nailing Pelosi would make me such.

Come on, who doesn't find power sexy? she's a strict school teacher, rawr.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

No recess? Hell, I don't think you should let them out to sleep.

/sleep deprivation would make for some interesting laws.

Diogenes: Barbigazi: Diogenes: None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

And by harpoon you mean your penis.

If I weren't already teh ghey, the thought of nailing Pelosi would make me such.

I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

Barbigazi:
Come on, who doesn't find power sexy? she's a strict school teacher, rawr.



Approves.
/hot linked for teacher

Car_Ramrod: But they'll be working for a whole month already! They deserve a break! Voting is hard!

Also, didn't Democrats promise a tougher work schedule after their win in 2006? Whatever happened to that?

/really don't know

They lied. They're politicians.

GOP said to be preparing spitballs superglueing everything to her desk drawer



/ FTFY

Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You're in high school.

And she "turns 69" in March. Yeaaaahhh

Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You can't catch gay from water fountains. You catch gay from mixed drinks, and baseball stadium seats.

Barbigazi: Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You can't catch gay from water fountains. You catch gay from mixed drinks, and baseball stadium seats.

That's how I got it.

Barbigazi: Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You can't catch gay from water fountains. You catch gay from mixed drinks, and baseball stadium seats.

Specifically appletinis and Busch Stadium.

Egg. I mean Ann: Barbigazi: Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You can't catch gay from water fountains. You catch gay from mixed drinks, and baseball stadium seats.

That's how I got it.


BUTTSECKS


BUTTSECKS

Then:



Now:



Hit it? Always

pd771: Car_Ramrod: But they'll be working for a whole month already! They deserve a break! Voting is hard!

Also, didn't Democrats promise a tougher work schedule after their win in 2006? Whatever happened to that?

/really don't know

They lied. They're politicians.

Seriously, all I need is the capital to get elected, and I'd look like a savant next to these knuckleheads.

/no, not THAT savant

Barbigazi: You catch gay from mixed drinks

Aw crap.

Barbigazi: Come on, who doesn't find power sexy? she's a strict school teacher, rawr.

No sentence referring to Pelosi should contain the word "power". She's almost as bad as Reid at capitulating to whatever the Republicans want.

/Hey guys, you won - might wanna start acting like it. Aaaaany day now would be good...

Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You're nasty disease.

Car_Ramrod: /no, not THAT savant

Well, I'm convinced.

Diogenes: Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You're nasty disease.

Does anyone actually pay attention to Pelosi or Reid any more?


/they duped us in 2006

Car_Ramrod: Seriously, all I need is the capital to get elected, and I'd look like a savant next to these knuckleheads.

Would you be convincing?

Car_Ramrod: /no, not THAT savant

Oh, nevermind.

Shaggy_C: Car_Ramrod: /no, not THAT savant

Well, I'm convinced.

Damn you!

*shakes tiny fist*

This is probably the only way Pelosi is going to get anyone to help her get her stimulus.

/not
//it

Diogenes: Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

You're nasty disease.

Technically he WAS sexually transmitted... Allegedly, anyway.

attackingpencil: Diogenes: Barbigazi: Diogenes: None of them read the damned bills in the first place. Why should they require extra time to scrutinize the package?

That said, I'd love to put a thumbtack on Pelosi's seat. And by thumbtack I mean harpoon.

And by harpoon you mean your penis.

If I weren't already teh ghey, the thought of nailing Pelosi would make me such.

I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

You know, I've been working with this theory for a while--I keep on having lots and lots of gay sex in the hopes that it will someday turn me straight.
Nothing so far, but I'm going to keep on trying. I'm not easily deterred from my goals.

ckccfa: You know, I've been working with this theory for a while--I keep on having lots and lots of gay sex in the hopes that it will someday turn me straight.
Nothing so far, but I'm going to keep on trying. I'm not easily deterred from my goals.

Never stop pursuing your dreams, my son ;-)

Darconix: attackingpencil: I would think it would actually make you so gay that you'd come back out the other side and become straight. It's like when you drink yourself sober.

And this is why we need gay-only water fountains. There's no need to spread the gay. And just think about how we could reduce the transmission rates of AIDS and other nasty diseases.

...You know, normally I'd just assume this was satire, but now, I don't know. I just. Don't. Know.

Car_Ramrod: Then:



Now:



Hit it? Always

Is it bad that I kind of actually do want to hit it in the college yearbook picture?

Giggity.

/now, though...sandpaper.

Barbigazi: she's a strict school teacher, rawr.

Nah. The reason her power-style is "Mom" is that she became a politician after raising 5 kids.

I thought the only way to catch the ghey was to have it injected anally.

Mrstupid7: I thought the only way to catch the ghey was to have it injected anally.

That, or watching too many chick flicks. BOTH ARE Pretty much the same kind of thing.