Gyratin' makes me feel fat, y'all!

that's a sure fire way to solve that problem

People were probably slipping on the snail trails.

She's been walking bowlegged since that night she was with me.

review of womanizer:
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/88947

Is it Britney singing, or Memorex?

Anyone got a link to that video that contains the actual audio captured by her microphone during one of her shows?

Britney Spears is skipping rehearsals for her upcoming tour because she's afraid she can't dance any more. Let's hope she doesn't hears herself sing

I'm confused... if she's worried she can't dance anymore wouldn't that make rehearsing all the more important? Also, why the hell am I posting in a Britney thread?

Ant: Anyone got a link to that video that contains the actual audio captured by her microphone during one of her shows?

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Oh. my. god.

What a train wreck of a human being. Sad. Sad, sad, sad.

Two Dogs Farking: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: "Enjoy" (new window)

Oh. my. god.

I know, right?

Thanks, record company pricks!

Birth Control 2 Major Tom: Two Dogs Farking: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: "Enjoy" (new window)

Oh. my. god.

I know, right?

Thanks, record company pricks!

To be fair, it's pretty damn hard to sing in tune and move around like that at the same time.Plus there's a video of her when she was on Star Search or something when she was a kid where she had a strong voice. She probably still does have a half decent voice when she's not dancing around. Which isn't to say that her music doesn't suck rancid donkey ass, because it does.

Her retarded fans want a show. They wanna see Britney gyrate around and shake her ass or whatever. They couldn't give two shiats about music. She just gives the 'tards exactly what they want.

Birth Control 2 Major Tom: Ant: Anyone got a link to that video that contains the actual audio captured by her microphone during one of her shows?

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always knew biatch couldn't sing

If she drops the dancing and adds a donkey I might pay 20 bucks to see that.

Birth Control 2 Major Tom: Ant: Anyone got a link to that video that contains the actual audio captured by her microphone during one of her shows?

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Jesus H Cheeto that's horrible

Fark U: El Freak: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: Two Dogs Farking: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: "Enjoy" (new window)

Oh. my. god.

I know, right?

Thanks, record company pricks!

To be fair, it's pretty damn hard to sing in tune and move around like that at the same time.Plus there's a video of her when she was on Star Search or something when she was a kid where she had a strong voice. She probably still does have a half decent voice when she's not dancing around. Which isn't to say that her music doesn't suck rancid donkey ass, because it does.

Her retarded fans want a show. They wanna see Britney gyrate around and shake her ass or whatever. They couldn't give two shiats about music. She just gives the 'tards exactly what they want.

Nice defense "well, I had a strong voice as a kid!" so therefore I should be allowed to fake my way through a career that makes me a #1 selling artist when I don't even sing or write my own music.

She belongs on a soap opera. Everyone else can act, she can just be her imaginary self.

You lack reading comprehension skills. Go back and read the entire post.

Rehearsals actually ordered stopped by a fire marshal,
afraid that Britney dancing in tight slacks would
likely cause more L.A. brush fires...

El Freak: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: Two Dogs Farking: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: "Enjoy" (new window)

Oh. my. god.

I know, right?

Thanks, record company pricks!

To be fair, it's pretty damn hard to sing in tune and move around like that at the same time.

Surely you can't be serious. Many other singers, male and female, prance around.

She was always an arm dancer. I was laughing when I read she was giving out dance lessons to children, during her sanity period. I guess she is getting better mentally. Now, if she'd only admit she can't sing, she'd be a normal member of society. Elvis is calling Britney. Judy is waving her at her saying, walk towards the light, come to the light.

Birth Control 2 Major Tom: Ant: Anyone got a link to that video that contains the actual audio captured by her microphone during one of her shows?

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This sounds audio edited. I can tell by some of the lack of background noise, the mis-syncing of her mouth and by hearing quite a few audio edits in my time.

Second of all, YOU try to jump around and dance like crazy and try to not sound at least a little out of breath.

/Either way I'm defending Britney and I don't know why
//Guess I miss part of my puberty



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El Freak: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: Two Dogs Farking: Birth Control 2 Major Tom: "Enjoy" (new window)

Oh. my. god.

I know, right?

Thanks, record company pricks!

To be fair, it's pretty damn hard to sing in tune and move around like that at the same time.Plus there's a video of her when she was on Star Search or something when she was a kid where she had a strong voice. She probably still does have a half decent voice when she's not dancing around. Which isn't to say that her music doesn't suck rancid donkey ass, because it does.

Her retarded fans want a show. They wanna see Britney gyrate around and shake her ass or whatever. They couldn't give two shiats about music. She just gives the 'tards exactly what they want.

If only there was a street in New York where people DANCE and SING extremely well at the same time, where a Darwinian struggle for such work guarantees constant excellence. It would have be a Broad street. Way!

hypers36:This sounds audio edited. I can tell by some of the lack of background noise, the mis-syncing of her mouth and by hearing quite a few audio edits in my time.

The website says it isolated her mic feed. I'm thinking that's why there's hardly any background noise.

d-fens99: hypers36:This sounds audio edited. I can tell by some of the lack of background noise, the mis-syncing of her mouth and by hearing quite a few audio edits in my time.

The website says it isolated her mic feed. I'm thinking that's why there's hardly any background noise.

But honestly, it sounds like someone else just huffed and puffed one of her songs and overlayed that audio with the video. Thats an afternoons worth of work with a Mac laptop and a microphone.

Why am I arguing anyway? I just want my icon of so much lust back.

I made out for the first time to "Baby One More Time".

Lies, lies. It's a cover story.

She's actually missing rehearsals because she's pregnant again.

hypers36:I made out for the first time to "Baby One More Time".

Did it involve anybody else?

d-fens99: hypers36:I made out for the first time to "Baby One More Time".

Did it involve anybody else?

Oh. Ouch.