Well, they won't have to do a white balance before their shots anymore, so there's that.

I really hate reading 'colour'

Enters thread.

Waves to the Secret Service guys sent to monitor this thread.

Backs out peacefully.

Hahahaha, wow.

Enjoy that UFIA.

Québécois are racist. Nothing new, nothing to see here...

Tabernac!

What's his Fark handle?

Absolutely nothing else on the 'Harper is a "lobotomy on legs"' comment other than the initial mention. Love it.

Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

THIS!

You know, I voted Obama, I have high hopes for Obama, and I really hate jokes about buttbuttination.

Gotta say though, that's a funny line.

TFA: The skit also features a mock interviewer saying all blacks look alike and asking an actor who plays Obama whether black men have large genitalia.

Wendy's Chili: What's his Fark handle?

*glances at main page* Yep, that seems so be standard Fark material there.

When will Rush Limbaugh have this guy on his show, or Ann Coulter say this guy is just being "victimized" by the liberal media?

Jster422: You know, I voted Obama, I have high hopes for Obama, and I really hate jokes about buttbuttination.

Beautiful.

Rush Le Mbaugh.

/yeah, that sucked

Fortunately, in America we don't have state sponsored news, so this can never happen here.

/you know who else like state sponsored news?

I really hate reading COLOR!

Darconix: I think Canadians and Europeans are far more racist than we.


I'm not so sure about Canada, but Europe definitely has some issues.

Man Bites Dog?

Link (new window)

Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

does neighbour bother you also?

Phil Moskowitz: Tabernac!

Booty Ho!

No...no...wait. Sorry.

Le repeat.

Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

SLADE: Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

THIS!

It's pronounced Couloir, like your mother's vagina

Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

Out of curiosity, can I ask why the extra "u" pains you so much to read?

Is it the "sometimes a consonant, sometimes a vowel" mystery, or just the fact that the rest of the world's English-speaking population doesn't always follow U.S. spelling conventions?

\why yes, I am 'mericun

So now headlines that reference attacks on the president are auto-green lit?

The_Sponge: Darconix: I think Canadians and Europeans are far more racist than we.


I'm not so sure about Canada, but Europe definitely has some issues.

Probably. People here use the term "Neger" quite openly.

Dr. Flavenglaven: Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

Out of curiosity, can I ask why the extra "u" pains you so much to read?

Is it the "sometimes a consonant, sometimes a vowel" mystery, or just the fact that the rest of the world's English-speaking population doesn't always follow U.S. spelling conventions?

\why yes, I am 'mericoonth les ltrs, th btr.

Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

It's something they learned to spell at the Behavioural Centre.

canadianloon: Québécois are racist. Nothing new, nothing to see here...


Yup. Very racist province. It still makes it wrong and sad. But the fact that 1300 people called and complained is interesting.

cookiecatter: Dr. Flavenglaven: Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

Out of curiosity, can I ask why the extra "u" pains you so much to read?

Is it the "sometimes a consonant, sometimes a vowel" mystery, or just the fact that the rest of the world's English-speaking population doesn't always follow U.S. spelling conventions?

\why yes, I am 'mericoonth les ltrs, th btr.

Autoquote didn't close my italics tag, boo.

/sulking away in 3, 2...

Dr. Flavenglaven: Charles Hoopenhalter: I really hate reading 'colour'

Out of curiosity, can I ask why the extra "u" pains you so much to read?

Is it the "sometimes a consonant, sometimes a vowel" mystery, or just the fact that the rest of the world's English-speaking population doesn't always follow U.S. spelling conventions?

\why yes, I am 'mericun


IT'S A TRUNK, NOT A BOOT! A BOOT IS SOMETHING YOU WEAR ON YOUR FOOT.

/In 5th & 6th grade, I attended a school with quite a few English kids.
//After a while, I started saying things like "on holiday", "seaside", and "you lot".

Saw the skit. It's actually making fun of racists.
Complaining about this is like saying Blazing Saddles is pro-rape.

/I like rape

HotWingConspiracy: Rush Le Mbaugh.

/yeah, that sucked

Oh I liked that! I will gladly purchase some authentic French Fries for you, mon sewer.

Darconix: And these euro-weenie moose humpers have the audacity to call America the cesspool of racism? I think Canadians and Europeans are far more racist than we.

Of course we are. We just don't make it obvious.
When you see one minority group in your city committing over 90% of the crime, it's real easy to see how people would start to form certain...opinions.

Is there really some sort of CBC conspiracy happening here? I'd better cheque up on it.

/I know, wrong usage of cheque
//I'll get to the centere of this if it's the last thing I do!

well, he stating a fact. sharpshooters will tell you that every detail can make the difference between "success" and fail.

i'm confident that the secret service can protect President Obama. this is 2009, not 1963. they are much much more effective now than then or even 1981.
the SS collects george bush's Turds when he travels overseas because DNA can be extracted from Presidential droppage.

Quebec is a pretty racist place outside of Montreal. It goes hand in hand with rampant nationalism; they demand minority rights within Canada, but trample over their minorities.

Just wondering, is the word "Canook" an insult or a compliment to residents of that vast purposeless space north of our border?

Didn't they call some hockey team up there "the canooks"?

Are they dumber and more crass than our equivalents, the Alaskans?

Help me out here, eh.

Linux_Yes: well, he stating a fact. sharpshooters will tell you that every detail can make the difference between "success" and fail.

i'm confident that the secret service can protect President Obama. this is 2009, not 1963. they are much much more effective now than then or even 1981.
the SS collects george bush's Turds when he travels overseas because DNA can be extracted from Presidential droppage.


Whaaaaaaa?????? Come on.

Darconix: And these euro-weenie moose humpers have the audacity to call America the cesspool of racism? I think Canadians and Europeans are far more racist than we.

Never been to Europe, but a lot of Canadians are pretty bad. When they're not blaming Americans, they're blaming each other or the Jews or Ontarians or fill in blank.

The_Sponge: Linux_Yes: well, he stating a fact. sharpshooters will tell you that every detail can make the difference between "success" and fail.

i'm confident that the secret service can protect President Obama. this is 2009, not 1963. they are much much more effective now than then or even 1981.
the SS collects george bush's Turds when he travels overseas because DNA can be extracted from Presidential droppage.


Whaaaaaaa?????? Come on.

I call shiatnanigans.

/poop

X et al "I hate reading colour!"

Why, then move to America, where the English language has to be spelled phonetically in an effort for you to be able to speak it correctly.

/ghoti

The_Sponge: Linux_Yes: well, he stating a fact. sharpshooters will tell you that every detail can make the difference between "success" and fail.

i'm confident that the secret service can protect President Obama. this is 2009, not 1963. they are much much more effective now than then or even 1981.
the SS collects george bush's Turds when he travels overseas because DNA can be extracted from Presidential droppage.


Whaaaaaaa?????? Come on.

There was a news story about it...but I have to wonder what nefarious organization would want to clone ol' GDub?

Could his clone run for president?

cookiecatter: The_Sponge: Linux_Yes: well, he stating a fact. sharpshooters will tell you that every detail can make the difference between "success" and fail.

i'm confident that the secret service can protect President Obama. this is 2009, not 1963. they are much much more effective now than then or even 1981.
the SS collects george bush's Turds when he travels overseas because DNA can be extracted from Presidential droppage.


Whaaaaaaa?????? Come on.

I call shiatnanigans.

/poop

yes,its true. Bush's Turds are classified top secret. look it up. at least bush accomplishes something when he travels overseas.

cookiecatter: I call shiatnanigans.


LOL

Linux_Yes: yes,its true. Bush's Turds are classified top secret. look it up. at least bush accomplishes something when he travels overseas.

Darconix: 7/10. You almost had me on that one until you mentioned the Presidential pooper scooper.

They do. It must take a lot of work to be as wrong as you.

Are you aware on fark if you click the left side instead of the right side it leads to articles that inform you about the world?

You seem to have never actually read one.

HotWingConspiracy: Could his clone run for president?

Would the religious right think it has a soul? You're playing with fire dude. Leave it be.

The_Sponge: Linux_Yes: yes,its true. Bush's Turds are classified top secret. look it up. at least bush accomplishes something when he travels overseas.

apparently, you know nothing of DNA analysis.or the fact that the CIA has done this to Gorbachchev when he visited Reagan in 1987. you are naive. google it and learn something.

Darconix
And these euro-weenie moose humpers have the audacity to call America the cesspool of racism? I think Canadians and Europeans are far more racist than we.

You have no idea. I've been all over the world an the only place I've ever been called a kike to my face was Toronto. And the way they treat their aboriginals is a disgrace.

i can already see this will turn into TurdGate. i should have not brought it up. drama mama's.

They shouldn't be punished for being racist, they should be punished for lack of originality.

Big penis jokes? Come on. Try harder.