No, no, no, I've told you before, you gotta use the cross and nails for The Messiah.

Time to give these jokes a rest.

//Seriously. The Secret Service has to investigate "jokes" like this.

I see some behinds are still sore...

The sheriff is near.

Michelle says he's already hung.

ElPresidente: Michelle says he's already hung.

I've seen pornos. All black dudes are hung.

It's twue! It's twue!

"You shifty n***a, they said you was hung!"

"And they was right!"

/Wrong scene, right pose.

keylock71: I see some behinds are still sore...

Yours would be too... after Obama.

notmtwain: Time to give these jokes a rest.

//Seriously. The Secret Service has to investigate "jokes" like this.

People keep saying this but have no citations. I don't see the gov't being THAT interested in jokes.

WhoGAS: notmtwain: Time to give these jokes a rest.

//Seriously. The Secret Service has to investigate "jokes" like this.

People keep saying this but have no citations. I don't see the gov't being THAT interested in jokes.

I'm going to kill the President.

/obscure?

Being a student of proper gramar, I was not offended by that headline.

Code_Archeologist: keylock71: I see some behinds are still sore...

Yours would be too... after Obama.

+1, that made me lol my pants

Awesome, see you later UNC. Let us know how Gitmo goes.

Code_Archeologist: keylock71: I see some behinds are still sore...

Yours would be too... after Obama.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em...

that picture makes me tear up a little.

just a little.

DaNightTripper: The sheriff is near.

Only 5 posts.. I guess thats okay

/con flound it dag nabbit he's a ni(DIIIIIIING)er

"It's not noose, it's Fark.com"

Came for the Blazing Saddles reference, my work is done.

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists."

how will we ever know if someone like UNC DOES go down for something like that?

maybe we should ask him/her to promise to post at least one comment a week for the next month.

yeah, right.

He's going to sing "She Bangs"?

DirkValentine: that picture makes me tear up a little.

just a little.

Here's why. (new window)

When in reference to the execution method, the proper term for the past tense is "hanged".

I'm hung, so I'm getting scraped by the floor from these replies.

"'Scuse me while I whip this out" - the inauguration speech

I came for the Blazing Saddles reference.

hudef: DirkValentine: that picture makes me tear up a little.

just a little.

Here's why. (new window)

Is there enough bold text on that site?

UNC_Samurai

Just so you know (if you haven't found out already) the feds do look at this forum and have plucked people up for questioning after making comments like you just did.

/enjoy the anal probe

FSMFTMFW: /con flound it dag nabbit he's a ni(DIIIIIIING)er

I am loving the amount of Blazing Saddles threads that have emerged since Obama was elected.

/The sheriff is a DONGGGG!!!

1: That water's cold!
2: And deep.

The Secret Service may not pursue jokers, but make a hijacking joke near a TSA agent and see what happens. There are signs at the airport warning against jokes.

Cue the "thats racist" kid. in 3, 2, 1....

/hung like a...

ScottMpls: He's going to sing "She Bangs"?

*snort*

Just came in to reiterate:

"And they was right".

Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
Came for the Blazing Saddles reference, my work is done.

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists."

What is really pathetic is that now in days a movie like Blazing Saddles could never be made due to political correctness.

In a forum I was on, we had a vote of the funniest movies of all times based on one criteria; most number of huge bellylaughs.

Blazing Saddles came in number one, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail came in second.

Is the site farked already?

hudef: Here's why. (new window)

dude, that was the biggest rambling nonsensical piece of writing i've ever seen. well, there is Time Cube , but other than that. . .

lordargent: Just so you know (if you haven't found out already) the feds do look at this forum and have plucked people up for questioning after making comments like you just did.

/enjoy the anal probe

[citation needed]

really, though? that would be a little bit TOO funny.

"They said you was hung"
"And they were right!"

/Blazing Saddles FTW!

"Being a student of proper gramar, I was not offended by that headline."

Proper gramar? Gramar? Grrr...aaaa....mmm...

Duck_of_Doom: "'Scuse me while I whip this out" - the inauguration speech

That or "Hey, where the white women at?" should be the first line in his inauguration speech.

Its illegal to say "I want to kill the President"

DirkValentine: hudef: Here's why. (new window)

dude, that was the biggest rambling nonsensical piece of writing i've ever seen. well, there is Time Cube , but other than that. . .

What about Conservapedia?

notmtwain [TotalFark] Quote 2009-01-08 08:14:42 AM
Time to give these jokes a rest.

//Seriously. The Secret Service has to investigate "jokes" like this.


But if you want to make a movie about the assassination of the President, you can win awards......well, at least you were able to few years ago. I'm thinking such a film might be frowned upon by the award givers now....

/not sure why
//ok, I know why