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(SMH) Spiffy Noel Gallagher of Oasis: Daniel Craig should play me in a film. Daniel Craig: "Well, I can play the guitar better than he can so I don't know how that's really going to work."   (smh.com.au) divider line 73
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strangeguitar 2009-01-08 12:12:22 AM  
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 12:20:31 AM  
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ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 12:43:52 AM  
Damn, that guy got told by Daniel Craig AND Robert Plant. I am not
sure I know of another celebrity who has been so nonchalantly
biatchsmacked as that guy. Classic.

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 12:56:24 AM  
Niiiice.

Of course, this pretty much means that the movie is required to happen.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 01:10:30 AM  
I don't even like Bond movies, and Daniel Craig just got himself into my cool book.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 01:16:55 AM  
You know, Daniel Craig just went to the top of my "If the only
way to save the world was to go gay for" list......

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 03:39:22 AM  
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dmbfreak19 2009-01-08 06:44:50 AM  
i love daniel craig as bond

but that comment just put him ahead of sam jackson as my favorite actor, i lol'ed hard

as a guitar player myself it not hard to see that craig would be better

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2009-01-08 06:55:24 AM  
I'll say what we were all thinking. He was better when he stuck to smashing watermelons.

You're welcome.

 
Silovik 2009-01-08 07:05:32 AM  
The guitar playing community would like to say Thanks.

For every one of us who have ever been asked, 'can you play wonderwall?'

/Especially after playing Cliffs of Dover for someone
//seriously Oasis sucks

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 08:16:41 AM  
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That is pure win right there.

 
GungFu 2009-01-08 08:20:16 AM  
Hehe.

Daniel Craig has just made cool in my book.

 
1979 2009-01-08 08:25:29 AM  
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Vertdang 2009-01-08 08:35:03 AM  
Hey look! My Daniel Craig respect-o-meter just clicked up 2 notches

 
MmmBadEggs 2009-01-08 08:57:09 AM  
Anything that takes that whining asshole and his modicum of talent down a peg is good in my book.

 
NimbleWalrus 2009-01-08 09:11:19 AM  
BURN!

 
Z4ph0d 2009-01-08 09:20:15 AM  
silovik

For every one of us who have ever been asked, 'can you play wonderwall?'

this!

 
xane 2009-01-08 09:28:19 AM  
Daniel Craig, if pushed, can also remain on stage a lot longer.

 
assegai 2009-01-08 09:31:41 AM  
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Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 09:35:54 AM  
Craig would not only have to dumb down his guitar playing, he'd have to lose all his muscle mass and take "instant whiny douchebag" pills.

 
Faux Shizzle 2009-01-08 09:39:23 AM  
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Tissot 2009-01-08 09:43:02 AM  
What a Wentz.

 
NittLion78 2009-01-08 10:03:16 AM  
He's officially the best Bond ever now.

 
pacmanner 2009-01-08 10:07:00 AM  
Mugato: Craig would not only have to dumb down his guitar playing, he'd have to lose all his muscle mass and take "instant whiny douchebag" pills.

This

 
Gamer Grrrl [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 10:11:33 AM  
Oasis is still around? Huh.

 
TheBigPythagoras 2009-01-08 10:16:29 AM  
pwned

 
Hilarious Double Entendre 2009-01-08 10:22:30 AM  
FACE.

/you suck, Gallagher
//So does your band.

 
mongbiohazard 2009-01-08 10:24:59 AM  
Nice! Daniel Craig really put that Pete Wentz in his place.

 
GossipTrain 2009-01-08 10:29:34 AM  
Oasis is a great band. If you don't agree you are dumb. That is all.

 
phlegmography 2009-01-08 10:36:34 AM  
GossipTrain Oasis is The Beatles were a great band. If you don't agree you are dumb. That is all.

FTFY.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 10:36:53 AM  
GossipTrain: Oasis is a great band. If you don't agree you are dumb. That is all.


You forgot to tell us to "go back you your (ridiculous boy band that no one here would listen to)". You could have thrown in a "mother's basement" too.

 
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HellblazerPrime 2009-01-08 10:55:59 AM  
GossipTrain: Oasis is a great band. If you don't agree you are dumb've got great taste and you're a lot smarter than I am. That is all.

FTFY.

 
pestluvr 2009-01-08 10:56:35 AM  
Double 0 PWNED!!!111111111!

/it hurt to type that

 
TheKnownUniverse [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 10:57:16 AM  
I like Oasis and never thought Craig was good looking and y'all are a bunch of conformists.

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-08 11:07:14 AM  
I like Oasis and I still thought this was funny as hell.

 
srhp29 2009-01-08 11:09:47 AM  
Wow, I wonder if Noel can act. Maybe they should just switch spots.

Actually, I like Oasis, so whatever.

Still a funny comment.

 
Combustion 2009-01-08 11:10:44 AM  
Oh come on and just HIT him in the chops!! Do it!! Seriously, if Craig just waylaid that punk, he'd get +1s the rest of his life. That would be THE youtube video of the year.

 
srhp29 2009-01-08 11:12:19 AM  
You forgot to tell us to "go back you your (ridiculous boy band that no one here would listen to)". You could have thrown in a "mother's basement" too.

I'm sure they would have said all that if they didn't have to get to the gym.

I don't care who likes Oasis. It doesn't mean I can't. I wonder how many Farkers are as successful in their line of work as Oasis is in theirs though. Four?

 
HBK 2009-01-08 11:13:02 AM  
Tissot: What a Wentz.

This

 
moralpanic 2009-01-08 11:17:06 AM  
LOL! That was awesome!

When i first heard Daniel Craig was going to be Bonds, i thought it was a horrible mistake. But he's the best Bond imo, and i've always HATED Bonds movies.

 
aegisalpha [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 11:33:41 AM  
ChewbaccaJones: Damn, that guy got told by Daniel Craig AND Robert Plant. I am not
sure I know of another celebrity who has been so nonchalantly
biatchsmacked as that guy. Classic.


And Jay-Z last year, I think this happens every six months or so.

 
LegalizeThoughtCrime 2009-01-08 11:44:22 AM  
Noel Gallagher is the Dane Cook of music.

Oasis is to music what Guy Fieri is to food, only more so.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 11:47:51 AM  
srhp29: I don't care who likes Oasis. It doesn't mean I can't. I wonder how many Farkers are as successful in their line of work as Oasis is in theirs though. Four?


Because popular success = quality and people who make more money than you are your betters. YOUR BETTERS!

 
Tremolo 2009-01-08 11:55:09 AM  
The article says that Craig is a huge Oasis fan, so this isn't quite as full of win as originally thought.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 12:02:46 PM  
Tremolo: The article says that Craig is a huge Oasis fan, so this isn't quite as full of win as originally thought.


When I was 16 I was a Motley Crue fan and I knew I could play better than Mick Mars. It's still a burn.

 
spyder5002 2009-01-08 12:04:49 PM  
moralpanic: LOL! That was awesome!

When i first heard Daniel Craig was going to be Bonds, i thought it was a horrible mistake. But he's the best Bond imo, and i've always HATED Bonds movies.


Then you obviously wouldn't be a good person to judge or give an opinion about who is the best James Bond.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-01-08 12:11:30 PM  
Aren't these the farknuggets who said they were better than the Beatles?

Yeesh...don't believe your own hype.

 
factoryconnection 2009-01-08 12:12:18 PM  
Ashtrey: I like Oasis and I still thought this was funny as hell.

Seconded. However, it may be time for Danny Boy to throw down some chops... surprise cameo at an Oasis gig? Fill-in for Noel during his rehab after that tackling injury? Buttbuttinate* Liam, you know, for Queen and country?

/*Nothing obscure, blah blah

 
apeiron242 2009-01-08 12:50:12 PM  
Wow. Awesome.

i despise oasis. If only for their gods awful singer. Who the fark thought he had a voice worthy of recording? And their songs make virtually no sense.

 
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