I cannot decide if it is evil or awesome.

Nice. Now I may have a reason to approve all the people from high school who were once too important to care about me, but now vie for my "friendship" in this internet-style popularity content. That or they all want to be my friend because I am so awesome.

/oh yeah, and that "hot" chick is way below my standards, sharp knees and such

Until they realize the millions of college kids will just De-friend their friends and then instantly refriend them for a free meal.

MasterThief: I cannot decide if it is evil or awesome.

It's awesome. Definitely awesome. It's also evil, and that's why it's awesome.

nacker: Nice. Now I may have a reason to approve all the people from high school who were once too important to care about me, but now vie for my "friendship" in this internet-style popularity content. That or they all want to be my friend because I am so awesome.
/oh yeah, and that "hot" chick is way below my standards, sharp knees and such

I am *THIS* close to creating a "Good God, your kids are ugly" page on FB.

Been catching up with A LOT of high school mates, & holy crap, their kids are ugly.

Especially the good looking ones I wanted to plook!

Yeah, I can't understand all the people who never spoke a word to me in high school but want to get in touch with me now. Shoo.

sloppy shoes: Until they realize the millions of college kids will just De-friend their friends and then instantly refriend them for a free meal.

*strokes chin provocatively*

Chariset: Yeah, I can't understand all the people who never spoke a word to me in high school but want to get in touch with me now. Shoo.

I don't quite understand it myself? But I wonder if it's similar to how all the farkers don't care who you are normally, and then they all want to talk to you once they find out you're a girl.

/how you doing?

Chariset: Yeah, I can't understand all the people who never spoke a word to me in high school but want to get in touch with me now. Shoo.

My parents are always trying to get me to tell my high school alumni association where I am. Hell no. I still know the people I want to know, the rest of them can do a little work to find me.

amo: Chariset: Yeah, I can't understand all the people who never spoke a word to me in high school but want to get in touch with me now. Shoo.

My parents are always trying to get me to tell my high school alumni association where I am. Hell no. I still know the people I want to know, the rest of them can do a little work to find me.

Exactly. fark 'em.

First it's "Whopper Virgins," and now it's "Whopper Sacrifice."

I think we have some Whopper Occultists in our midst.

"Sorry, [friend] prefers a bit of greasy fast food to the pleasure of your online company. Maybe you should put out more and show more cleavage in your profile picture. Better luck next time!"

TravelingFreakshow: BUT I ONLY HAVE 8 FRIENDS!!!!

Then you likely don't need any more Whoppers.

Chariset: "Sorry, [friend] prefers a bit of greasy fast food to the pleasure of your online company. Maybe you should put out more and show more cleavage in your profile picture. Better luck next time!"

**checks profile**

Yep!

The amount of time it would take to de-friend, then refriend 10 people isn't worth the cost of the Whopper. Especially when there's a survey on the back of every receipt that's good for a free Whopper if you complete it. If you're that hard up for a Whopper, just pick up a receipt in the parking lot, call the survey number, and you're good to go.

CheddarPants: The amount of time it would take to de-friend, then refriend 10 people isn't worth the cost of the Whopper. Especially when there's a survey on the back of every receipt that's good for a free Whopper if you complete it. If you're that hard up for a Whopper, just pick up a receipt in the parking lot, call the survey number, and you're good to go.

I like this guy. He knows the easiest way to get free food AND he has pants made of cheese!

I don't mind dropping the 10 friends, but having to eat one of those nasty burgers would make me hurl.

Best App ever

sloppy shoes: Until they realize the millions of college kids will just De-friend their friends and then instantly refriend them for a free meal.

Whoa, bet they didn't think of that. If you tell them, I bet they'll give you some money or a free whopper or something.

First I'd have to set up on Facebook. Then I'd need to get ten friends.

I resolve to remove every woman I know who feels we have to see a beautiful picture of her pregnant belly.

Especially that one who keeps saying I have to "Man up" and "Pay my child support". Screw it I can use a whopper!

sloppy shoes: Until they realize the millions of college kids will just De-friend their friends and then instantly refriend them for a free meal. they've already gotten as much publicity as they can out of this stunt, but until it reaches that point, it's well worth the advertising dollars.

Whoa! I love it! So deliciously evil.

Wow, this is deliciously evil. I never actually go to BK, but I might sacrifice 10 "friends" for the sake of hilarity.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch
Then after a little de-friending, it's burger time, my friend.

TravelingFreakshow: BUT I ONLY HAVE 8 FRIENDS!!!!

Befriend two people, and then become a disgruntled loner.

A disgruntled loner with a free Whopper.

I've got to hand it Burger King. In the last couple of years, they've really developed a disturbing, subversive advertising arm. I mean, Subservient Chicken, Creepy King, shiatty cheap xbox games, and now this?

I'd love to shake the hand of the crazy motherfarker who okays this shiat. It's cute, and Burger King has become one of the few corporations who's ads I kinda dig.

Pity their food still sucks ass, though.

Is it real? I can't find anything on BK's web site about it...

Then again, their website sucks. Link-Bk offical website (new window)

CheddarPants: The amount of time it would take to de-friend, then refriend 10 people isn't worth the cost of the Whopper. Especially when there's a survey on the back of every receipt that's good for a free Whopper if you complete it. If you're that hard up for a Whopper, just pick up a receipt in the parking lot, call the survey number, and you're good to go.

The time it takes to de-friend 10 people is far less than the time it takes to go through a survey.

5 minutes is well worth a $3 burger.

Purple Sheeple Eater: CheddarPants: The amount of time it would take to de-friend, then refriend 10 people isn't worth the cost of the Whopper. Especially when there's a survey on the back of every receipt that's good for a free Whopper if you complete it. If you're that hard up for a Whopper, just pick up a receipt in the parking lot, call the survey number, and you're good to go.

The time it takes to de-friend 10 people is far less than the time it takes to go through a survey.

5 minutes is well worth a $3 burger.



Ever try that survey? I did once, it takes freaking forever.

In fact, I'm still on the phone doing it and I started it back in June.

I wish I had 10 friends....or a facebook account

GreenAdder: First it's "Whopper Virgins," and now it's "Whopper Sacrifice."

I think we have some Whopper Occultists in our midst.

I lol'd

How about a SPONSORED TAG for these crap-ass links, filled with phony comments from ad agency employees?

/Fark selling out makes me sicker than a Whopper
//And those things always make you feel sick when you eat them

App added, 10 sacraficed. I didn't even finish reading the thread before I started burning those people. I'm especially happy that the app let's them know I deleted them for only a free whopper coupon, lets people know what "online friendship" really means.

This thread is surprisingly full of win. Why is it in the Geek thread anyways?

Tr0mBoNe: TravelingFreakshow: BUT I ONLY HAVE 8 FRIENDS!!!!

Then you likely don't need any more Whoppers.

*zzzing...*

Chalk up another vote for "awesome app" - Facebook isn't life, it's a distraction at best.

sloppy shoes: Until they realize the millions of college kids will just De-friend their friends and then instantly refriend them for a free meal.

Hint: Burger King doesn't actually give a shiat if you have friends or not. Every time you go out of your way to become part of their advertising fest, an ad exec somewhere creams his pants.

Plus, what you're just going to get your free whopper and leave? Probably not. You're going to want fries and a drink. They probably come out even on that deal, or close to it.

Abner Doon:
Hint: Burger King doesn't actually give a shiat if you have friends or not. Every time you go out of your way to become part of their advertising fest, an ad exec somewhere creams his pants.

Plus, what you're just going to get your free whopper and leave? Probably not. You're going to want fries and a drink. They probably come out even on that deal, or close to it.

My favourite fast food ad. I think it's genius.

sloppy shoes: Until they realize the millions of college kids will just De-friend their friends and then instantly refriend them for a free meal.

Well that's the point...they will all get a message as to why they were de-friended. Free direct advertising

Why don't the put this up on FB? (new window)

/PoMoNo, baby

Aeonic_Blue: I've got to hand it Burger King. In the last couple of years, they've really developed a disturbing, subversive advertising arm. I mean, Subservient Chicken, Creepy King, shiatty cheap xbox games, and now this?

I'd love to shake the hand of the crazy motherfarker who okays this shiat. It's cute, and Burger King has become one of the few corporations who's ads I kinda dig.

Pity their food still sucks ass, though.

+1

not since the gerbil cannon have i enjoyed a company's ads so much.

DjangoStonereaver: Why don't the put this up on FB? (new window)

/PoMoNo, baby

OMG that's friggin crazy

my oblig spam in every facebook thread:



/2 friends on a fake account used solely to find out crap about people before having to talk to them
//Facebook = "privacy settings? nah... I want FRIENDS!!!!"

homarjr: My favourite fast food ad. I think it's genius.

Um, why?

DjangoStonereaver: Why don't the put this up on FB? (new window)

/PoMoNo, baby

A good source of 5 minutes of entertainment. Thank you for that!

I love BK's advertising. I also love their french fries.

I am a general manager at a Burger King in Indiana, and let me tell you; eat enough "free" Whoppers and you won't have 10 friends to DE-friend...

/I'm fat...