I do not love thee, Dr Fell,
The reason why I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know full well,
I do not love thee, Dr Fell.

I was going to say "nice try Cheney, you twisted little gnome sociopath scumbag dick sucking motherfarking war criminal douchebag slimy toad's ass turdeater," but if he says he was misunderstood, who am I to judge?

Know who else probably thought he was lovable?

/oh, yeah, I totally went there

I wonder if they rape people in the prison that he belongs in.

Any excuse to post this...

Lionel Mandrake: Any excuse to post this...

That's the first thing that's made me just burst out laughing in a while. Hadn't seen that one.

Of course, sub-wrong character quote-mitter, it was Obi-Wan Kenobi (the good guy) who said that, not Darth Vader (the bad guy).
The fail is strong in the headline.

shanrick: Of course, sub-wrong character quote-mitter, it was Obi-Wan Kenobi (the good guy) who said that, not Darth Vader (the bad guy).
The fail is strong in the headline.

Well, if we're going to nerd out on this one, are you saying Sith can't use the mind trick? Because I'm sure that was his point, and you got it either way.

/not subby

FTFA:
"There was never any question about who was in charge. It was George Bush."

Translation:
"War criminal charges won't stick to me. There's your patsy over there."

Enjoy never being able to leave US soil, scumbag.

You know who else thought he was lovable?

ChewbaccaJones: You know who else thought he was lovable?

BEARS!

ChewbaccaJones: You know who else thought he was lovable?

Nope. Why not ask ToxicMunkee?

Lionel Mandrake: Any excuse to post this...

What is that black thing on the table?

/should wear his glasses while browsing Fark

WaltzingMathilda: shanrick: Of course, sub-wrong character quote-mitter, it was Obi-Wan Kenobi (the good guy) who said that, not Darth Vader (the bad guy).
The fail is strong in the headline.

Well, if we're going to nerd out on this one, are you saying Sith can't use the mind trick? Because I'm sure that was his point, and you got it either way.

/not subby

Yeah, I just figured it was a joke about balls-out lying and hoping to get away with it without any particular connection to character alignment.

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love (^)

my looking for what?

Lionel Mandrake: Any excuse to post this...

Looks like I blew this one on an earlier thread but it's good enough to post twice.

Yeah, he told me all that crap before, when he called our house during the 2004 campaign. He also said he was from the government and he was here to help, and that the rebate check was in the mail. He said something about my mouth, too, but the line was whargarbled.

Try telling that to the murderous terrorists you personally waterboarded, Mr Cheney.

Dick Cheney says he's actually very lovable, these aren't the droids you're looking for

/pet peeve

Cheney is about as lovable as a porcupine covered in AIDS blood is snuggly.

He's actually very lovable, provided you work for the energy or defense industries. Or provided that you really, really like to torture people.

You may also love him if you specialize in removing buckshot from peoples' faces.

So the man sized safe in his office is for man-love?

FTA: Vice President Dick Cheney said Wednesday that his image has gotten a bad rap in the press and that he is in fact "a warm, lovable sort."

Does the above apply before, during or after Cheney clubs baby seals to death?

Cheney was the one who got the bad rap because that's how they wanted it. Good cop, bad cop type of thing. I imagine he knew he was never going to run for president, so making Bush's image less tarnished was one of his jobs. Not that he did that great a job of it, since Bush is still leaving office with one of the worst images in US history, but I don't doubt that it was part of this VPs job to be the bad guy.

Warm and lovable?

He just disappointed a LOT of necrophiliacs.

Por vous, Cheney.

Ol' Dick has a lot of love to give.

It is not unusual for criminals like Cheney to think highly of themselves. Most of the folks in prison think they are not bad people and don't belong there. Almost all the mobsters throughout the years, from Capone to Gotti, considered themselves to be "public benefactors". Lewis Lawes, the warden of the Sing-Sing prison in New York once made this statement "few of the criminals in Sing-Sing regard themselves as bad men. They are just as human as you and I. So they rationalize, they explain. They can tell you why they had to rob those orphans or be quick on the trigger finger. Most of them attempt by a form of reasoning, fallacious or logical, to justify their anti-social acts to themselves, consequently explaining why they never should have been imprisoned at all"

Cheney's numerous crimes speak for themselves. Investigate, convict and hang the bastard.

Dick casts flies. (pop)

Cheney shoots his friends in the face, his country in the foot and the American Constitution in the heart.

I will celebrate when he dies,assuming his deal with Satan expires before I do.

If he says so, but we know better (new window).

True story time: A few months after Cheney shot his friend hunting, one of my bosses was shot in a hunting accident kinda similar. He was fine, but we joked that he should always look out for Dick Cheney. Well, a few more months after that, and who should pop up 10 miles from where my boss lived but Dick Cheney! He was in Southwest GA to do some hunting, and he and his wife decided to go to downtown Thomasville to do some shopping. So he seems like a somewhat normal guy, but I wouldn't want to test the theory that he shoots lightning from his fingertips.

The desperate attempt to rewrite history so the Bush Administration will be seen as competent and likable continues.

ole Turd Blossom cheney is lovable when he can get a buck off you. otherwise, he's just another greedy bloke.

His grandchildren probably think he's lovable. The rest of us still think of Darth Cheney and Mortimer Snerd.

My daughter is gay but I don't think she should have rights. I'm so lovable even my daughter secretly hates parts of me!

Cheney is lovable, deep down where it isn't visible. Kind of like Hitler really loved dogs and children. As long as they were Alsatians and Aryans.

Hitler made the trains run on time, Cheney got the war running on time. You know, stuff like that. But they were really nice people!