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(CNN) Stupid A projection of how gray Obama's hair may be in 2013. It's not news, it's CNN   (cnn.com) divider line 164
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 06:41:30 PM  
So, he can dye it and nobody will notice.

 
tacoboxer [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 06:46:55 PM  
Still hawt.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 06:50:35 PM  
His penis will be bigger too.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-01-07 06:53:31 PM  
A little dye. A little botox to the forehead. No one knows.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 06:57:56 PM  
FTA: "The typical person who lives one year ages one year," he said. "The typical president ages two years for every year they are in office."

wow.

Also, holy crap! People age!!!

SHUT!

DOWN!

EVERYTHING!!!

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:01:52 PM  
Seeing Al Gore now I guess it's a good thing he didn't get the job 8 years ago.

 
burndtdan 2009-01-07 07:08:33 PM  
being president ages you, but he'll look like he's old for 55, not like he's 80.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:13:17 PM  
CNN: one of the reasons I refuse to pay for cable.

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:14:06 PM  
are you shiatting me

 
Whamdangler 2009-01-07 07:37:42 PM  
I have saved this image and I will compare it to real life in 2012 or 2013, and submit a thread about it. I've put that reminder in Outlook.

 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:44:48 PM  
i273.photobucket.com

I'm guessing he'll look like this.

 
hamiltonjdavid [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:45:20 PM  
This isn't the first article I saw that did this.

At least the last one I saw showed before and after images of The Bushes and Clinton to set themselves up for it though.

 
hamiltonjdavid [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:48:11 PM  
Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm guessing he'll look like this.

I found this post via google while looking for the article I remembered seeing a while back (I can't find the real one.)

Almost funny

 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:52:38 PM  
hamiltonjdavid: Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm guessing he'll look like this.

I found this post via google while looking for the article I remembered seeing a while back (I can't find the real one.)

Almost funny

Goddamnit I laughed.

 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 07:56:25 PM  
hamiltonjdavid: Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm guessing he'll look like this.

I found this post via google while looking for the article I remembered seeing a while back (I can't find the real one.)

Almost funny

That's great. And proves i am unoriginal. :(

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 08:08:24 PM  
Looks 'shopped.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 08:13:48 PM  
Mordant: Seeing Al Gore now I guess it's a good thing he didn't get the job 8 years ago.

Artist's impression of President Gore 2009:

imagecache2.allposters.com

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 08:21:44 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: Mordant: Seeing Al Gore now I guess it's a good thing he didn't get the job 8 years ago.

Artist's impression of President Gore 2009:

William Taft just prior to his inauguration.

i125.photobucket.com

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 09:36:15 PM  
BobtheFascist: A little dye. A little botox to the forehead. No one knows.

Plus, you'd have the world's greatest poker face.

 
Sir Charles 2009-01-07 09:36:18 PM  
I would enjoy seeing him grow a big ass fro.

/frobama?

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-01-07 09:36:20 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: FTA: "The typical person who lives one year ages one year," he said. "The typical president ages two years for every year they are in office."

wow.

Also, holy crap! People age!!!

SHUT!

DOWN!

EVERYTHING!!!


President Madagascar! Someone in America is aging!

 
brubakan 2009-01-07 09:36:36 PM  
This is bad news....for Obama.

 
All Apologies 2009-01-07 09:38:51 PM  
Kevin Dietsch sucks at photoshop.

I hope CNN didn't pay more than $3 for that masterpiece.

 
Dennis_Moore 2009-01-07 09:38:54 PM  
www.morethings.com

 
WALMART.saves 2009-01-07 09:39:53 PM  
And this is what Michelle will look like:
i137.photobucket.com

/hotlinked from that other link

 
czerno 2009-01-07 09:40:59 PM  
I think Obama needs to start smoking in public with a fancy cigarette holder a la FDR.

 
wild9 2009-01-07 09:41:48 PM  
Meh even if he does stop smoking in public for appearance reasons. He can still use Snus (new window)and no one would ever notice.

 
Sobriety Online 2009-01-07 09:41:48 PM  
It always happens, and it should. If it didn't then you aren't trying.

 
Michael10101 2009-01-07 09:42:34 PM  
Doesn't he look a little like George Bush. And... he didn't age, they just got rid of the make up and air brushed some gray in.

 
mikaloyd 2009-01-07 09:42:58 PM  
I uhhhh want to uhhhhh know if he will uhhhhh be saying "uhhhhh" more or uhhh less times per sentence than he does now in four uhhhh years.

 
All Apologies 2009-01-07 09:43:02 PM  
Was Reagan the only President to dye his hair? It was the best gig he ever had, he didn't seem to age all that much.

 
thesubliminalman 2009-01-07 09:43:19 PM  
Gay?

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-01-07 09:44:41 PM  
A Fark photoshop contest would have made a better green

 
sasbazooka 2009-01-07 09:45:28 PM  
Wow, to that end, I have obtained an exclusive pic of what Obama would would like at the end of a second term.

i7.photobucket.com

 
Wisdomsage 2009-01-07 09:45:33 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: FTA: "The typical person who lives one year ages one year," he said. "The typical president ages two years for every year they are in office."

wow.

Also, holy crap! People age!!!

SHUT!

DOWN!

EVERYTHING!!!



i136.photobucket.com

 
andrewagill 2009-01-07 09:45:46 PM  
Sir Charles: I would enjoy seeing him grow a big ass fro.

/frobama?

I think if he does this, he should go all out and pull a Rollen Stewart.

/Well, minus the whole kidnapping thing.
//And the stink bomb thing.
///You know what? Screw it. I just want to see Obama in a rainbow wig holding a John 3:16 sign.

 
AzErNy 2009-01-07 09:46:06 PM  
dixiedining.files.wordpress.com

2017 Oscar winner for Best Actor in "Obama: The White House Years"

 
Halfmast Trousers [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 09:50:38 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
glazeb 2009-01-07 09:56:24 PM  
"..."The typical person who lives one year ages one year," he said...."

Really!

Extra double big helping of brains for you genius.

I also heard that people who have the most birthdays live the longest.

Typical CNN carp. Yesterday it was yOmama as a fashion icon.

Move on...nothing left to see here.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-01-07 10:00:23 PM  
Everybody knows black people look 30 years younger than their actual age.

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2009-01-07 10:00:43 PM  
I want to see a fat US President. Everything retro becomes a fad eventually

 
Lemon-Lime Malthus 2009-01-07 10:01:37 PM  
Will this story be presented via hologram technology?

cache.daylife.com

 
the_chief 2009-01-07 10:01:40 PM  
Looks like my weener.

 
Noah's Arcade 2009-01-07 10:02:09 PM  
img512.imageshack.us

 
Lumpmoose [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 10:02:45 PM  
An anthropology professor once told me the reason presidents always get gray hair is the same reason silverback gorillas get gray hair:

www.tc.umn.edu

Because of the power. I think he spent too much time around monkeys.

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-01-07 10:04:12 PM  
Obama will be white like this person/thing.

yosayword.files.wordpress.com

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-01-07 10:05:34 PM  
WALMART.saves: And this is what Michelle will look like:

Watch it, sucka.

 
SgtArkie 2009-01-07 10:06:36 PM  
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i251.photobucket.com


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Phaid 2009-01-07 10:08:54 PM  
www.aolcdn.com

 
SgtArkie 2009-01-07 10:10:56 PM  
phaid, I'd buy some uncle obama's rice.

 
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