Obama's balls are always bouncing
And his ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says he's got
Great balls of fire

"The Obama team says as far as the food at the balls, they plan 'light fare and snacks.'"

I've been to one of these balls before. Nothing but cocktails and mixed nuts.

burndt wins, i can't believe the headline didn't reference it.

My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

"Some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress,
but when theyre held for pleasure
theyre the balls that I like best"

AC/DC thread?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: AC/DC thread?

for those about to post
we salute you

Will Obama show them his "face?"

Penis.

desertmouse: "The Obama team says as far as the food at the balls, they plan 'light fare and snacks.'"

Translation: There is The A List Ball and there is everything else for the unwashed that gets light fare and snacks.

The Roasted Unicorn Tail in Mango Salsa and Hummingbird Tongue Bisque will only be for the insiders. Not yours, Cannot have.

I LOL'ed.

you mean

Chairman Obama

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Translation: There is The A List Ball and there is everything else for the unwashed that gets light fare and snacks.

The Roasted Unicorn Tail in Mango Salsa and Hummingbird Tongue Bisque will only be for the insiders. Not yours, Cannot have.

I prefer the komodo steaks, but they don't actually serve them to anyone, they just cook them and throw them out.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: desertmouse: "The Obama team says as far as the food at the balls, they plan 'light fare and snacks.'"

Translation: There is The A List Ball and there is everything else for the unwashed that gets light fare and snacks.
The Roasted Unicorn Tail in Mango Salsa and Hummingbird Tongue Bisque will only be for the insiders. Not yours, Cannot have.

My favorites are dolphin sweetmeats, roast suckling elephants, and baby seal hearts stuffed with dove pate.

I presume one of the snacks will be Salty Chocolate Balls.

ABQGOD: Lt. Cheese Weasel: desertmouse: "The Obama team says as far as the food at the balls, they plan 'light fare and snacks.'"

Translation: There is The A List Ball and there is everything else for the unwashed that gets light fare and snacks.
The Roasted Unicorn Tail in Mango Salsa and Hummingbird Tongue Bisque will only be for the insiders. Not yours, Cannot have.

My favorites are dolphin sweetmeats, roast suckling elephants, and baby seal hearts stuffed with dove pate.

Smoked Spotted Owl and Braised Meerkat Riblets are mighty tasty too.

My invitation came in the mail today. See you there.

/I love form letters

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ABQGOD: Lt. Cheese Weasel: desertmouse: "The Obama team says as far as the food at the balls, they plan 'light fare and snacks.'"

Translation: There is The A List Ball and there is everything else for the unwashed that gets light fare and snacks.
The Roasted Unicorn Tail in Mango Salsa and Hummingbird Tongue Bisque will only be for the insiders. Not yours, Cannot have.

My favorites are dolphin sweetmeats, roast suckling elephants, and baby seal hearts stuffed with dove pate.

Smoked Spotted Owl and Braised Meerkat Riblets are mighty tasty too.

Try the panda brains with the gold dusting.

burndtdan: Obama's balls are always bouncing
And his ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says he's got
Great balls of fire

And I'm just itching to tell you about them.

palelizard: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ABQGOD: Lt. Cheese Weasel: desertmouse: "The Obama team says as far as the food at the balls, they plan 'light fare and snacks.'"

Translation: There is The A List Ball and there is everything else for the unwashed that gets light fare and snacks.
The Roasted Unicorn Tail in Mango Salsa and Hummingbird Tongue Bisque will only be for the insiders. Not yours, Cannot have.

My favorites are dolphin sweetmeats, roast suckling elephants, and baby seal hearts stuffed with dove pate.

Smoked Spotted Owl and Braised Meerkat Riblets are mighty tasty too.

Try the panda brains with the gold dusting.

Don't forget Fillet of Christian Baby. It's new this year.

MonkeyAngst: Don't forget Fillet of Christian Baby. It's new this year.

Is that replacing the Muslim Infant Patê served in 2000 and 2004?

MonkeyAngst: palelizard: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ABQGOD: Lt. Cheese Weasel: desertmouse: "The Obama team says as far as the food at the balls, they plan 'light fare and snacks.'"

Translation: There is The A List Ball and there is everything else for the unwashed that gets light fare and snacks.
The Roasted Unicorn Tail in Mango Salsa and Hummingbird Tongue Bisque will only be for the insiders. Not yours, Cannot have.

My favorites are dolphin sweetmeats, roast suckling elephants, and baby seal hearts stuffed with dove pate.

Smoked Spotted Owl and Braised Meerkat Riblets are mighty tasty too.

Try the panda brains with the gold dusting.

Don't forget Fillet of Christian Baby. It's new this year.

Oh, they say it's new, but the libs always have some kind of abortion related finger food. Except in 1996, when it was just cigars...

Penis.

damnit, i couldn't resist. I feel shame.

Anyone seen the D.C. page on craigslist lately? I'm tempted to offer my bedroom floor for $600.

It's cold in D.C. in January. We sometimes get great snows around this time of year, too. D.C. snow removal? HA!

/unless you're Marion Berry

His wife looks like a Ferengi.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: His wife looks like a Ferengi.

Do you prefer a Great Plains, West Texas, or Northern Alaskan concentration camp? Because that's where you're headed with that crazy infidel blasphemous talk of yours, citizen.

FarkinFarker:

Thaaaaaaank you!

/Showtime!

I thought the headline said "jousting" at first. Sadly it's just my crappy tv monitor and my 28x crazy glued glasses playing tricks on me.

Fomby_Belcher: amazing_live_seamonkeys: His wife looks like a Ferengi.

Do you prefer a Great Plains, West Texas, or Northern Alaskan concentration camp? Because that's where you're headed with that crazy infidel blasphemous talk of yours, citizen.



I hope they send me somewhere warm.

my headline was funnier.

wish i was a total farker so i could make a pretty picture of it

I actually know the first person to get a personal invitation to from Michelle Obama to the neighborhood ball. She's a hottie.

/Slightly off topic, but worth mentioning.

that picture looks photoshopped.

Switchblades: MonkeyAngst: Don't forget Fillet of Christian Baby. It's new this year.

Is that replacing the Muslim Infant Patê served in 2000 and 2004?

US christians are better fed anyway, who wants to eat starved third-world war kill? Euughh. Give me the fat kid any day.

Chaussman: that picture looks photoshopped.

How can you tell?

I came for the AC/DC reference and left with a feeling of empty satisfaction.

/The empty is in reference to my balls.

Kazuya: Switchblades: MonkeyAngst: Don't forget Fillet of Christian Baby. It's new this year.

Is that replacing the Muslim Infant Patê served in 2000 and 2004?

US christians are better fed anyway, who wants to eat starved third-world war kill? Euughh. Give me the fat kid any day.

I don't know. I've heard Saudi women are pretty well-fed...I can't imagine their babies are wanting for much, either.