One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

GHWB: "Honestly, Barry, Barb and I think he's adopted..."

Maybe if we ignore Carter he'll go away

GooberMcFly: GHWB: "Honestly, Barry, Barb and I think he's adopted..."

GWB: Heh, Dad thinks I'm illiterate!

Perfect with the look on Carter's face.

Bush Sr: "And whatever you do, don't go asking Carter about how to deal with Israel."

GHWB: I'll tell ya, that was some weird trip he took
BHO: Yeah, we know
GWB: Oooh, pretty lights
WJC: Heh, heh, hee hee, I am so nailing that chick with the Canon
JEC: Dammit Bill

GHWB "You see Mr. President Elect, little Billy followed a Bush and look at his legacy. I think you'll be ok."

"Its simple. Just brush off the crumbs. I've done it all my life with every chair Jr. sits in. The little guy is such a messy eater."

I think Jeb would make a great Secretary of Education.
Whatchu talkin 'bout, George?
Oh, a shiny thing.
Daaaaaaamn, that chick's got a nice rack.
Watch it Bubba, that's my granddaughter.

read my lips, no new compassionate conservatism. a leader, for people, for a change we can believe in.

Bush: "So, who are these guys again?"

George HW Bush: "When I'm nailin' Barb from behind, I like
to put my hand on her back like this"

Barack Obama: "I see."

GWB: "heh, Dad's talkin about nailn' mom again, heh,
hheh, I wish Jeb were here to hear this."

Clinton: He says nothing...just reminisces about the time he
was in this very same room with his thumb up Monica Lewensky's
ass.

Carter: Also says nothing...just reminisces about the time
during the Iran hostage situation and fuel crisis when he
was in this very same room with his thumb up his own ass.

GHWB: Make sure you clear people out of the way before you vomit
BHO: You've got a little something...right...there
GWB: OH, I am SO the best out of this group
BJC: None of these other guys had a BJ in THIS office
JEC: Wanna bet?

Is it just me, or does W look photoshopped in?

GHWB: So then I said "Baby Got Back!" and Laura was like "Hell yeah I do". Then I stuck it in her pooper. This all makes sense to you right? Because you are black.

GHW: You have to have just the right stance or you'll never hit below par
O: <thinking>I farking hate rich white old dudes</thinking>
GW: Hurrrrr durrrrr
BG: That camera assistant looks like she'll take it in the pooper
JC: <thinking>Adulterous heathen<thinking>

BigSnatch: GHWB: So then I said "Baby Got Back!" and Laura was like "Hell yeah I do". Then I stuck it in her pooper. This all makes sense to you right? Because you are black.

Shiat. I fail at correct names and VE.

BigSnatch: I fail at correct names

I think it works.

GHW: Look, son, about that Blair House thing. George and Laura just never lived next door to black folks. You understand, right?

"Barack, did you know W. was born with a crooked left foot? And he came out ass first, should have known right then and there."

"Now, I'll tell ya, the real trick to dumping the body of a former political rival... and boys, you can back me up on this, but the real trick is just to remember the three L's: 'Location, Location, Langley!'

"You see a pimp's love is different than that of a square..."

"Now, I'll tell ya, the real trick to dumping the body of a former political rival... and boys, you can back me up on this, but the real trick is just to remember the three L's: 'Location, Location, Langley!'

/now with voting

GHWB: Listen, Barack, I told Junior that if he sat through the whole meal, I'd buy him a candy bar. . .
BHO: No problem, George. I've got some change here somewhere.
GWB: Oh man! I'm gun' get me a candy bar!
WJC: Candy bar? Damn it, that would have been way better than a cigar.
JC: Thank you, George! Dear God, thank you for making me not be the suckiest live President.

"If you think jumping out of planes in your 80's is scary, you should try sleeping with Barbara."

/because I know it's not a photoshop thread, I did it on paint so it's extra shiatty...as opposed to my shiatty photoshops

Bush Sr.: "Peeing. It gets harder."

Obama: "Peace."

Bush Jr.: "Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letter 'P'"

Clinton: "Penis."

Carter: "Peanuts."

So I tell the guy, look, we haven't let the darkies into the country club for 100 years, and we're not about to... um... start...oh. Yea, right.

/My isle seat is booked already, thanks.

GHWB: There's our new president... the little brown one.

"I have NO idea how you're going to fix the mess we left for you!"

I love how Jimmy Carter is just incredulously looking at them with that expression.

GHWB: gin and tonic with a twist of lime - not too much ice, boy.

Bush Sr: "Look, when he asks you if your knees are really growing just...I mean...just ignore...look, I'm sorry. OK, I'm sorry. I'm just going to apologize ahead of time."

Obama: "Umm...OK. Do people still really use that word?"

Bush Jr: "Hey, Bammy. Your knees don't look that big. I have no idea what Rove was talkin' 'bout."

Obama: "Well, I'll be damned."

Bush Sr: *facepalm*

Clinton: "Did her, did her, did her. Who didn't do her? Did her, did her...."

Carter: "Wait, that's a guy."

Clinton: "Wasn't in the 90s."

Carter: "Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and move over here and you go ahead and stay right there."

GHWB: "You just have ta...ease into things can't make changes before you have a chance to figure out what's going on."
BHO: "Sure. I'll keep that in mind."
GWB: "I'm still the president."
WJC: "If I look to my right, I'm gonna hafta choke a biatch."
JEC: "And they call me a bad president?"

GHWB: Now it's not gonna be as bad a Junior made it out to be. You gotta keep in mind this boy needed to have Laura get him in footie pajamas every night then tuck him in with a bed time story.
BHO: You know, your son should really get involved with Autism research. You know, "not just the president, but also a client" and such?
GWB: HI MOMMY!
WJC: Maybe if I stand like this, that hot reporter chick will get a better shot of my junk.
JEC: Holy Jesus farking Christ. These guys came AFTER me and they called ME bad?!

Oh yeah...

/submitter
//Best greenlight EVER

FriarReb98: Is it just me, or does W look photoshopped in?

He's also doing the twisted foot thing like he's bored.

"He was about this big when I told him: 'Boy, you've got the brains, vision, and drive to go all the way to the White House someday.' Told him again when he was Governor. But Jeb always was the cautious one."

Bush Sr. saying: "Don't let your kids in until you've had the place swept for porno mags. He was always leaving them around the house for Barb to find."

Obama thinking: "Man are they gonna flip when reverend 'Rick' pulls off that Hollywood makeup and out pops Jeremiah Wright. Praise the Lord and pass the reparations."

Bush Jr. thinking: "It was a lot harder wrecking a country than it was wrecking a ballteam but mission accomplished."

Clinton thinking: "Damn Michelle is fine...she's gonna have a lot of time on her hands and Hil's gonna be flying all over, that Sounds like Buddy Bill to the rescue time."

Carter thinking: "Who is that? Did I build a home for him?"

This is far better than the average photoshop caption contest.

_{/the two are easy to confuse these days}

Bush Sr: "Back in Texas we rub the heads of little black boys to bring us good luck."
Obama: "Say what"?

Dressed in their gang colors, leaders of The Bloods (in red), and The Crips (in blue) met, in an effort to "Increase The Peace".

GWHB: So, when you need the money freed up for a quick military action, you need the public on your side.

BO: Congress doesn't help without the public wanting it?

GWB: I'm bored out of my mind, how much longer do I have to stand here?

BJC: Good memories here.

Carter: I can't believe these morons ran the country.

Why does Carter look exactly like John McCain?
And why the Stevie Wonder pose?

The usual suspects.

/one more job

Now we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball.

Bush Sr:

"Forget the people. You're here to make yourself rich, invest in oil, and screw over the planet. Remember, we're the united states, and that's what we do."

Obama: "....."

Where's Dick Cheney?