Mitzi originally had a brother named Mike. We had two fuzzy little golden creatures with big eyes named Mike and Mitzi.
/obscure?


/Mitzi
//We gave Mike away. He was a sweetheart.

Sparklemonkey is an awesome name for any kind of pet....except for a monkey.

My two cat-poo factories are Annie Lummox (she's 15 pounds... big kitty) and Puddinhead ('cause it took him a while to figure out the dog door.)

I once had a cat name Claude Monet. But then we had the vet remove his claws, so we had to change his name to ... Declawed Monet

Wanted to name my Saint Bernard Holy Crap because of his size but ended up Totally Gnarly Dude.. Goes by Gnarly... Cats are Presley and Stumpy (Stumpy has a stump for a tail)..

/it's worked as a graphic twice today
//looking for feline shenanigans trifecta

"You know, they've each got three names. Yes. The naming of cats is a difficult matter, It's just not one of your holiday games; You may think at first that I am mad as a hatter, When I tell you that each cat's got three different names. See, they got their ordinary name and then they got their fancy name. And that makes two names, doesn't it? And now it's got a third name. Can either of you two guess what that third name is? Come on! Above and beyond, there's one name that's left over, and this is the name you never will guess. The name that no human research can discover, but the cat itself knows, and never will confess."

\ oldie, but goodie, and fitting for this thread moreso than any typical caturday

James72: I'm guessing that half of the "unusual" dog and cat names were picked out by toddlers with parents that can't say "No. That's a stupid name. Pick something else."

Dogs are different, but stupid cat names FTW!

My wife occasionally gives me grief for naming my solid gray kitty, "Pumpkin" (obtained cat before wife :-).

/Is not named after the color, but from Married With Children.

I HAVE BEEN INSPIRED!


Been looking to rename my cat since "Twilight" came out and "Ezme" was suddenly "Incredibly Stupid".

Ezme now answers to "Simplicissipuss" more enthusiastically than she ever had for her prior name.


Thank you Fark.

It's not mews...

No, but it is Mewes

Hmm, I currently have 6 cats residing with me, including a mom and 2 of her kittens I rescued last August:

Dinah, my 14 year old Tortie; daughter named her after Alice's cat in "Alice in Wonderland"
Bonnie, almost 11 years, gray & white; a stray named after Bonnie Parker because she was so hard to capture
Sadie, 5 yr old seal point Ragdoll; came as a rescue, already named - she's called Sadie the Poopin' Machine, as she has some litter box issues
Alice, 2 yr old black & white mom; she kept trying to escape my bathroom through the mirror, hence; Alice
Buddy, 6 month old b&w kitten; he's just so friendly!
Eboni, 6 month old black kitten, with a white patch on chest; Tropical Storm Faye passed through a few days after I rescued Alice & her brood (they were only 4 wks old), and I kept seeing a pretty, black meteorologist named Eboni Deion (sp?) on the Weather Channel a lot that week....

I know, boring, and TMI...

//too bad...

It doesn't matter what you call your cat. It is only amusing to other humans.

Best name on the list was under dogs: Sophie Touch & Pee.

safeinsane: When I worked at The Wherehouse I discovered that there is a pr0n series called "Edward Penishands."

/got nuthin'

I'm waiting for pr0ns to start knocking off video game names.

Call of Booty
Super fellatio brothers
Donkey Schlong
Rack Man
Titfall
Sphincter Cell
Battlechodes
Excite dike
Metal Rear Solid

3 cats:

Mothra, aka Oh Mosura, Why You Cry?

Jet Jaguar, aka Junior Jumble, Jellybean, Fat Pads, Chunk, Black Hole.

King Caesar, aka Skeezer, Skeezlebot, The boy.

Ezme - what did I miss about that name?

Since I'm posting again anyway. My neighbors in Fargo had two black cats that had been left by previous renters. One was called NotThere and the other Marshall. You never saw NotThere until he was already running past you in the other direction. Marshall had a white spot in the middle of his chest that looked almost like a star. Unlike NotThere he would often sit on the steps, be talkative and just in general hang out keeping watch on the neighborhood.

Spike is our american shorthair/Siamese mix. We also refer to him as doofus, fur face, tuna breath, chicken cat, and My Good Boy.

ok make with lolcats you know you want to

Have two kitties...

Ramona the Pest (tuxedo cat)
Usagi (little bit of stupid, as we call her sometimes)

Also have an English Mastiff named Baby, short for Molly's Almighty Baby.

You don't mess with Princess Sapphire Butterfurr

/also known as Ham-paw

I call one of the ones that hangs around my house The Cat. As in, "hey there, The Cat!". AKA Kitty, Kitofocles, or Samuel Kittison when I'm not into the whole brevity thing. Very creative, I know.

He's a very noble cat, although sometimes I worry that he may be retarded. Here's a fully grown cat that doesn't know how to retract it's claws when they get stuck somewhere. At least it's good entertainment.

Chairman Meow respectfully disagrees.

my dogs name is Jason Lee.

I thought my Mr. President Bill Kitten was better than most on that list.

I have a friend who swears one day he will get a dog and call it Syndrome - so when it jumps up, he can yell : (oh come on, you know....)

/ want to film it if he does;)

I had a cat that i named Mr. Bacon once.

I've decided that the next cat I have will be named something generic yet formal like "Mrs. Peterson" or "Mr. Duncan". Then when I'm out in public, I can talk about them and enjoy the reactions of those around me. As in, "we can't get Mrs. Peterson to stop urinating on the floor!", or "Mr. Duncan won't come out from under the bed, even though we tried to tempt him with a can of tuna."

/I'm easily amused.

/approves
//his two cats' names are Sassy Lashes and Home Depot

Black persian with a white patch on her chest named Guinness. First thing I thought of when I adopted her was that if I stuffed her in a 2-liter beer mug, she'd pretty much resemble a Guinness.

She's more like a dog than a cat, though. Waiting at the door for me when I get home from work. Then follows me to the bedroom, while I get changed. Then follows me everywhere else in the house. She'll come when I call her, but not if anyone else does.

WhiteLarryBird
Best name on the list was under dogs: Sophie Touch & Pee.a

That made me chuckle, but the dog named "Admiral Toot" made me laugh out loud.

This is Julian
his name had morphed into the following:
Jujy
Juju
Jeebus
Jibblets
Juicey
Juicebox
and now finally Juice

My favorite cat name:

My friend's mom wanted to named the cat Princess. Didn't work out, daughter didn't like it. They decided to name her "Glyph."

(The cat formerly known as Princess)

Caturday, the more popular, family-friendly version of the German pornography inspiried Scaturday.

My cat's name is Mufasa. Not terribly original, but I give him a lion cut every summer so that he can be king of the jungle and call him "Mu" for short. I think people think I'm saying "Moo", but that's funny, too.

Fat Boy, The Buzzard, and Diva Kitty

Used to have a bassed named Lump

HA HA Goodfella ! My Zoom-Zoom is the same way ! I found him asleep on the back of the couch with his two front paws above his head still stuck in the curtains. I also found him asleep in the middle of the floor - again with his front paws stuck in the curtains - he was able to pull them off the wall, but not retract his claws. We think he is a little slow as well - but as you said, great for entertainment purposes. White with blue eyes - so he is deaf as a post. We call him our short-bus-riding kitty.

I named my cat Sonic when I was 12, cause he ran really fast.

/Other two cats named Max and Misty
//Want a cat at my apartment so bad!!

girljen: RedT: My hubbie wanted to name our 65lb male brindle mutt "Hansel" (gah! flashes of Zoolander). I nixed that, then he came up with "Kona".

Like the bicycle?

/ducks


I will let you live, since the bike is named after the city of the Ironman and the bike is biggest portion of the Ironman.

Toot Uncommon.

I lol'd.

Dobbs: This is Julian

looks just like my Scrambles. Though Scrambles has a black nose.

If I ever get a cat and a dag, I'll call the cat Dog and the dog Cat.

Confuse everyone who visits

I have two cats I got this year who's names totally beat out any of the winners. I have "Domo Arigato Senior El Gato or Das Kitten for short" and my all black kitten "Lucy Furr Obama Von Satan".

The Vet was tons of fun with Das,
Vet: Well that's a mouth full, I'm just going to put down "Das Kitten:
Me: That's not her name, her full name needs to be on the paper work.
Vet: There is that better?
Me: You forgot "for short" it is vitally important they you get her full name on this paper work.
Vet: It's just for our files we really don't need all that on here.
Me: if you want to be my cats vet you do.

timelady I have a friend who swears one day he will get a dog and call it Syndrome - so when it jumps up, he can yell : (oh come on, you know....)

/ want to film it if he does;)

Now that is hilarious.

/I'm so going to burn for laughing at these kinds of things.

My cat (siamese, 17 years young) is named Peppurr...

One Girl Two Cups: Mine was Anasthesia (Ana for short). Lost her August '07. Got a tribute tattoo to her about 2 weeks ago.


Friend gave me her cat. Name's Luna.
I asked her "What kind of name is that?"
She said "You know, from Sailor Moon?! The Anime?!" Never watched the show.
Talking to one of my other buddies and I tell him I have a cat now and her name is Luna.
He said "Why did you name your cat after Sailor Moon & before you ask how I know that name is from Sailor Moon, I used to watch Sailor Moon...and I have a tattoo of one of them."

/Luna decided to entertain me this morning by attempting to jump onto the 1-inch windowsill & pulled a faceplant into the window.

I always wanted to name a cat tree just so I could watch the neighbors when I staggered out in the yard yelling "HERE TREE, TREE TREE TREE"

ok here's your cheesy, love story + cats = how we came up with our cats names...

While living in Colorado, I proposed to my wife at the Eagle Valley Humane Society's Martini Ball. A big, formal event, to raise money. When the Vail Daily did a write up on the event and humane society, they featured two very tiny stray kittens that were dropped off just that week. A few weeks after she accepted my proposal, she figured she would surprise me and adopt those cats from the article. Since it was at the Martini Ball, we named our cats...cosmo (for cosmopolitan) and Marti (for martini).

/cheesy, i know
//still married, though!
///and both cats are a healthy 22 pounds!