You crazy cat people. I've been tempted to unsubscribe from Fark so I don't have to ignore Caturday threads for 4 or 5 days prior to every Saturday.

//oops, I meant TotalFark

Kitty Flurry Paws the Third really f**kin' hates you humans and your need for surrogate children!!

I'm guessing that half of the "unusual" dog and cat names were picked out by toddlers with parents that can't say "No. That's a stupid name. Pick something else."

Why bother to name it at all?
You might as well talk to a wall.
They couldn't care less.
You'll have no success
In making it come when you call.

pokémon reference?

MaxxLarge: Why bother to name it at all?
You might as well talk to a wall.
They couldn't care less.
You'll have no success
In making it come when you call.

lulz

/STOP it

Something is wrong when pets have more normal names than children.

Meowdonna?

/bored

cambie: You crazy cat people. I've been tempted to unsubscribe from Fark so I don't have to ignore Caturday threads for 4 or 5 days prior to every Saturday.



/I get this for you
//for you, I get this

I used to have a polydactyl cat that I named Freakshow.
/true
//got nothin'

I think Optimus Prrrime is pretty funny

I love that caturday is everyday!

Our Youkilis didn't make the list.

/Because he's not insured.

Sweet, my first approved link!

/Once had a cat we called just 'cat'

Meow Ze Dong wants a recount.

Obviously this writer needs to watch a little more ATHF. Meatwad is a great name!

My dog is named Marley (after Bob)

The cats are Trance, Echo and Pulse.

I had a cat named porkchop butt... I miss her.

Though I can't take credit for the "It's not mews, it's Fark.com" part

Psumek: /I get this for you
//for you, I get this

That is the creepiest thing i've seen today...

James72: I'm guessing that half of the "unusual" dog and cat names were picked out by toddlers with parents that can't say "No. That's a stupid name. Pick something else."

Nah, everytime my 9 year old tries to name something, it's always something very uncreative like Joe or Bob or Gary.

Well i think the kitties will need lots of the catnip now...

"How Hot A Girl Is Versus How Much I Want To Hear About How Intuitive Her Cat Is"



Dimitri Martin

Oh and here's a cute blank

My cats name is Launchpad. It's a good strong name.

One of our cat's names is Visa, because she's everywhere you want to be.

Other one is Baxter, and yes she sounds just like the cat from the meow mix commericals.

Look, it still beats Fluffy or Snookums.

But then again, did name a cat shiatty because he couldn't say kitty with a binky in his mouth.

My wife and I are looking at getting a couple cats. We're going out tonight & tomorrow to look at cats available for adoption.

I told her I'm fine with getting two cats, but I'm naming them "Mr. Fuzzy Taco Pants" and "Senor Grilled Cheese".

Our cat = Steve

Our dog = Banjo the Rodeo Clown

That's funny. Sir Lix-a-lot was my nickname back in my college days. Hi ladies.

Marley'sGirl: Obviously this writer needs to watch a little more ATHF. Meatwad is a great name!

My dog is named Marley (after Bob)

The cats are Trance, Echo and Pulse.

Good, I'm not the only one with a Zoo

Dog's name (nick): Spunky (Slurpie) & Smokey (joe)
Cat's name (nick): Apophis (poofy), Anubis (Noobz), Osiris ('siris)

H. W. Plainview: My cats name is Launchpad. It's a good strong name for a duck.

I guess a cat is good, too.

My cat is Boudica. My dog is North.
The BF wanted to name the cat Chairman Meow.

tuffsnake: Sweet, my first approved link!

/Once had a cat we called just 'cat'

Is your last name Souphanousinphone?

tuffsnake: Sweet, my first approved link!

/Once had a cat we called just 'cat'

Whether it was out of laziness or solid mental grounding, I applaud your practicality and rationale.

Evgeni Meow-ken for those of you who like hockey. We were considering Mario Le-mew for a while....

My cats were:

Pooky (deceased. also couldn't say "spooky" when I was like 2)

Inigo (Yes as in Inigo Montoya. And yes he's a vengeful cat)

My kids named our dog Pepper, but that has spawned all sorts of nick names:
Pooper
Peeper
Pep
Pepperoni
Pepper von Pooperstien
Pepperdactyl

//those are the ones I'm getting off the top of my head

I don't have cat, I'm allergic but my dog's name is Sam. He has a lot of nicknames though like Sammy, Sam the Man, Little One and my Dad calls him Samuel L Jackson.

My Siamese:
Samuel L Catson

My orange tabby/garfield cat:
Franz Ferdinand II (kind of an inside joke)

do i look like a cat to you, boy? am i jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? am i drinking milk from a saucer? WELL DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

/now so funny meow is it?

//MEOW!

Farkwaddle: tuffsnake: Sweet, my first approved link!

/Once had a cat we called just 'cat'

Whether it was out of laziness or solid mental grounding, I applaud your practicality and rationale.

Impressed

Living in the DC area, it's really surprising some of the odd names people here name their cats...

One friend has cat named Mr. Speaker. Another friend has a cat named Chairman Meow.

You name your cat "cat", I name mine "pussy". Now, once she has kittens then I will have pussy galore.

My family has always given cats weird names. Dog names are pretty normal, but cat names are strange. I'll list them.

Grey boy
White cat
Bud
Bud Light (looked exactly like Bud but smaller)
Bob (aka Bob Richards, aka Richard aka Bad Bob aka toad)
Sara (we didn't name her)

I have Wednesday and Sabbath... (black cats)
Mom has Olive (black cat)
Husbands grandmother cats name is Cat (it was named by a 94 year old) (gray cat)
My brother has Larry (gray cat) and my other brother has Beavis (gray cat)...