Former Sen. Santorum agrees!

Maybe he should not be such a douchebag, then.

On a side note, I noticed the lead singer, Patrick Stump, was on a rerun episode of Law & Order the other night, and he didn't completely fail. Good on him.

Fallout Boy? Isn't that the superhero that Bart Simpson played?

What would you like to be synonmous with? Mediocre bass lines? Horrible music? Guy-liner? Sham marraiges? Giving your kid a retarded name?


I would feel less sorry for him if he didn't bring it all on himself and seek the attention.

Only semi-frustrating there Petey boy?

Now I'm tempted to call anyone who I would normally call a douche a Pete Wentz.

"Shut up you Pete Wentz!"

He's one celebrity I wouldn't miss, if he killed himself.

moralpanic: Fallout Boy? Isn't that the superhero that Bart SimpsonMillhouse "Thrillhou" Van Houten played?

moralpanic: Fallout Boy? Isn't that the superhero that Bart Simpson played?

it's the superhero he WANTED to play.

/milhouse ftp

Bondidude
Only semi-frustrating there Petey boy?

Now I'm tempted to call anyone who I would normally call a douche a Pete Wentz.

"Shut up you Pete Wentz!"

This.

I think he just made it worse for himself.

At least on Fark, John Fitzgerald Page is still the proper word for douchebag.

But Pete Wentz might be nice when I'm feeling wordy and need synonyms.

Bondidude: Only semi-frustrating there Petey boy?

Now I'm tempted to call anyone who I would normally call a douche a Pete Wentz.

"Shut up you Pete Wentz!"

"Check out that dude wearing two polo's, what a Pete Wentz!"

I think you may be onto something here. Though I might suggest just going with "Wentz" to streamline it somewhat.

omahatattoo: Millhouse "Thrillhou" Van Houten

Assuming you're referencing the Bone Storm episode, it was just "Thrillho".

I know this, but yesterday couldn't remember where I parked my car. Go me.

How can such a crappy band hae such a cool name?

I was really semi-frustrated when this guy appeared at an episode of Californication.

David Duchovny should've hit the biatch.

jayhawk88: "Check out that dude wearing two polo's, what a Pete Wentz!"

I think you may be onto something here. Though I might suggest just going with "Wentz" to streamline it somewhat.

"Dude you're such a Wentz!"

"What a Wentz!"

"Check out that collar-poppin', mother farkin' Wentz over there."

Yeah, I dig.

Car_Ramrod: omahatattoo: Millhouse "Thrillhou" Van Houten

Assuming you're referencing the Bone Storm episode, it was just "Thrillho".

I know this, but yesterday couldn't remember where I parked my car. Go me.
Damn! Missed it by that much. (also only needed one "L" in Milhouse)

Back to topic, I feel like such a Pete Wentz for not correctly correcting a Simpsons reference.

Bondidude: Only semi-frustrating there Petey boy?

Now I'm tempted to call anyone who I would normally call a douche a Pete Wentz.

"Shut up you Pete Wentz!"


I'm with you. I'll start by calling someone a Pete Wentz in the politics tab today!

I'm sorry, I just don't particularly empathise with a guy that wears eyeliner.

Wow, all these people now starting to replace douche with Wentz.... and it was HIS SUGGESTION.

That's just beautiful.

Pete Wentz? Isn't he that gay guy who married Ashley Simpson?

Maybe if Pete Wentz changed his Pete Wentz hair, so that he didnt upon first glance, look like such a Pete Wentz - that would be a start. Second, Pete Wentz should keep his Pete Wentz mug out of the tabloids.

The reason people hate him is because he is one those celebrities - and so is Ashlee Simpson - that are not famous enough for people to be hearing about all the time. and they dont know him or care about him. He must have some public relations machine going...

Genevieve Marie: At least on Fark, John Fitzgerald Page is still the proper word for douchebag.

But Pete Wentz might be nice when I'm feeling wordy and need synonyms.

Why does every goddamn thing you post have to be about you?

I have no idea who this guy is but judging by the picture alone, I can understand the "douchebag" moniker. But Tucker Max and to a lesser extent, Chris Angel are the definite douchebags, I don't care how much this guy's music sucks.

Perhaps if he didn't wear a t-shirt with his own picture on it...

Ebenator: How can such a crappy band hae such a cool name?

I'm probably going to ostracize myself from the Fark community for this, but despite Wentz being such a...well, Wentz, I really enjoy their music. I understand their songs aren't exactly complex, and their lyrics just reek of trying too hard to be deep, but goddamn they're catchy. To me at least. If I just accept them as what they are, I can thoroughly enjoy listening to their stuff. And their cover of "What's This" from The Nightmare before Christmas is pretty good.

/getting ready to be shunned

Car_Ramrod: Ebenator: How can such a crappy band hae such a cool name?

I'm probably going to ostracize myself from the Fark community for this, but despite Wentz being such a...well, Wentz, I really enjoy their music. I understand their songs aren't exactly complex, and their lyrics just reek of trying too hard to be deep, but goddamn they're catchy. To me at least. If I just accept them as what they are, I can thoroughly enjoy listening to their stuff. And their cover of "What's This" from The Nightmare before Christmas is pretty good.

/getting ready to be shunned

I bought their first album based on the name of the band alone. I really should stop doing that. "Hey that's a pretty cool name, let's see what it sounds like"

Oh, leave the kid alone.

Yeah, he's in a pop band and he has more money that is healthy for someone at his age, but he's not out there running DUIs or getting in bar fights.

There are WAY more douchey pop stars out there.

Car_Ramrod: I really enjoy their music.

BURN HIM!

aegisalpha: I bought their first album based on the name of the band alone. I really should stop doing that. "Hey that's a pretty cool name, let's see what it sounds like"

Sometimes that does work out well. I Voted for Kodos was a great ska band out of Madison. Too bad they broke up last year.

Car_Ramrod: Ebenator: How can such a crappy band hae such a cool name?

I'm probably going to ostracize myself from the Fark community for this, but despite Wentz being such a...well, Wentz, I really enjoy their music. I understand their songs aren't exactly complex, and their lyrics just reek of trying too hard to be deep, but goddamn they're catchy. To me at least. If I just accept them as what they are, I can thoroughly enjoy listening to their stuff. And their cover of "What's This" from The Nightmare before Christmas is pretty good.

/getting ready to be shunned

You're not alone. Some of their stuff is standable. Some not. Patrick whats-his-face-lead-singer is the true talent of that band.

Also, for a while, I had no idea that Pete Wentz wasn't actually the singer. I saw a video and I thought "Wait...what? He's not singing? Who's the singer? Why does Pete get all of the attention ohhhhhh now I see, that's a shame"

<i>Ashtrey 2009-01-07 11:19:33 AM
Car_Ramrod: I really enjoy their music.

BURN HIM!</i>

Said Moe Szlak!

...not only is he a douche, and plays douchey (sp?) music in a whiney emo band, but then he marries...Ashlee Simpson!?

"The idea of not being a douche bag has never occured to me. So Ill just keep being one and being sick about it"

The Laughing Kookaburra: Genevieve Marie: At least on Fark, John Fitzgerald Page is still the proper word for douchebag.

But Pete Wentz might be nice when I'm feeling wordy and need synonyms.

Why does every goddamn thing you post have to be about you?

Why did that post annoy you so much? It was on topic.

He's got the intention wrong. It's that he's such a douche bag, that other douche bags are compared to him as the benchmark. He may be synonymous with douche bag, but you can't use him in place of it.

His band sucks. He married a no-talent slut who gets paid for being the sister of a girl with big tits and a molesting father.

He looks like a friggin tool. I'm not that old, but what the hell is up with these effeminate boys? Why are they such pussies? Is it an act of rebellion? Is it a result of our liberal schools emasculating boys from an early age? Is it a result of some ugly anti-man dyke at NOW having too much sway in society? What the hell?

What are we talking about! Who is this Pete Wentz guy! Why is Fallout Boy still in the news! Why am I ending everything in an exclamation point!

Calling that arsewipe a douchbag is being far too nice.

Genevieve Marie: The Laughing Kookaburra: Genevieve Marie: At least on Fark, John Fitzgerald Page is still the proper word for douchebag.

But Pete Wentz might be nice when I'm feeling wordy and need synonyms.

Why does every goddamn thing you post have to be about you?

Why did that post annoy you so much? It was on topic.

You're referencing one of your own posts!! Attention whore!1!! LOL!!1

Car_Ramrod: Ebenator: How can such a crappy band hae such a cool name?

I'm probably going to ostracize myself from the Fark community for this, but despite Wentz being such a...well, Wentz, I really enjoy their music.

I won't go so far as to say I enjoy it, but sometimes I get drunk and sing "Sugar We're Goin' Down." It's as coherent as the original, but I seem to think I'm pretty damn talented when I do it. And then I fall out of my shoes.

I hope he's the next celeb suicide.

Nemo's Brother: He looks like a friggin tool. I'm not that old, but what the hell is up with these effeminate boys? Why are they such pussies? Is it an act of rebellion? Is it a result of our liberal schools emasculating boys from an early age? Is it a result of some ugly anti-man dyke at NOW having too much sway in society? What the hell?

I blame Hair Metal and the cyclical nature of music.

Nemo's Brother: He looks like a friggin tool. I'm not that old, but what the hell is up with these effeminate boys? Why are they such pussies? Is it an act of rebellion? Is it a result of our liberal schools emasculating boys from an early age? Is it a result of some ugly anti-man dyke at NOW having too much sway in society? What the hell?

That's the look most teenage and 20something women like now. The guys dress that way because it gets them laid. If wearing diapers and bathing in hot sauce got girls wet, most guys would do that too. Frankly, I think dressing girly is an easier and more effective way into a girl's pants than spending three months salary on a pretty rock.

That's what happens when you lead the charge to be a martyr for wrist-slitting douchebags wearing their sisters jeans and asking if I've ever heard of The Cure.

/Men used to have tough role models, dammit.

Memes Ate My Balls: If wearing diapers and bathing in hot sauce got girls wet, most guys would do that too.

....it doesn't?

/goes to rinse off

omahatattoo: Fallout Boy? Isn't that the superhero that Millhouse "Thrillhou" Van Houten played?

Zaphod B.: Perhaps if he didn't wear a t-shirt with his own picture on it...

He does??

*clicks link*

Wow, what a douche.