So, does that mean....Nikki "won?"

I could have lived the rest of my life and not known the origin of "The Spaghetti Incident."

I think Tommy won, his none of his skanks threw up that night.

Maybe she was just really drunk?

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha love it

It's a sign. FSM has made itself clear on this issue. Thou shalt not suck on filth encrusted cock.

This news is so old, it can vote.

This is standard R&R groupie info .. right there with the Mudshark in your mythology

Did they know about this?


How about the Led Zeppelin fish story?

Could?

Wow, welcome to last year. Nikki told this story on Howard Stern at least 8 months ago.

This "news" is actually older than Tommy Lee & Nikki Sixx put together.

Speaking of which, why don't we just call "old news" "Olds"?

I think I read about this in "Circus" magazine when I was 13 or so.

I can't imagine either of them would be that much cleaner after several showers and a level 3 hazmat decontamination.

Ah, the power of Fark! Linking to a year-0ld article that is a second-hand telling of a second-hand telling of a story that happened nearly twenty-five years ago.

Still, given the choice between Fark and working...I still choose Fark.

Walker: Wow, welcome to last year. Nikki told this story on Howard Stern at least 8 months ago.

And you, welcome to 2002, when they wrote it in the book "The Dirt."

And that book is awesome by the way, this story seems almost tame compared to some of what's in there. I didn't even like them that much in their heyday, but the guys in Motley Crue might have been the last great rock'n'rollers.

You think you're hardcore? You're not hardcore, but those guys were.

AdolfOliverPanties: I can't imagine either of them would be that much cleaner after several showers and a level 3 hazmat decontamination.

This, this, and this.

*HURK* *HURK* BLAAAAAAAAAAEERGH!

tomy lee was much better in MIB than MIB II

and better than anything else he was in also

" i want a five mile no .. ten mile perimiter setup "

madmann: This "news" is actually older than Tommy Lee & Nikki Sixx put together.

Speaking of which, why don't we just call "old news" "Olds"?

Sorry, but you can't "coin" a term intentionally. But if you could, I'd call it Blatant Intentional Coining. You totally tried to BIC that term.

I heard they also formed a shiatty rock band to see how bad they could be and still hook up with groupies.

you'd be amazed at the shiat people like them do and get away with.

// says the person who used to have to babysit them before shows to be sure they'd stay sober enough to perform.

sens: Walker: Wow, welcome to last year. Nikki told this story on Howard Stern at least 8 months ago.

And you, welcome to 2002, when they wrote it in the book "The Dirt."

And that book is awesome by the way, this story seems almost tame compared to some of what's in there. I didn't even like them that much in their heyday, but the guys in Motley Crue might have been the last great rock'n'rollers.

You think you're hardcore? You're not hardcore, but those guys were.

A lot of stuff in that book was complete bullshiat or grossly exaggerated. Especially the nailing of some guy's ear to a table.

darkhorse23: you'd be amazed at the shiat people like them do and get away with.

Not if the person with "inside info" doesn't share.

darkhorse23: you'd be amazed at the shiat people like them do and get away with.

// says the person who used to have to babysit them before shows to be sure they'd stay sober enough to perform.

They were sober? I must have missed that one.

sens: Walker: Wow, welcome to last year. Nikki told this story on Howard Stern at least 8 months ago.

And you, welcome to 2002, when they wrote it in the book "The Dirt."

And that book is awesome by the way, this story seems almost tame compared to some of what's in there. I didn't even like them that much in their heyday, but the guys in Motley Crue might have been the last great rock'n'rollers.

You think you're hardcore? You're not hardcore, but those guys were.

Slash was hardcore, these guys were glam rockers on drugs.

Slash > Crue

Finntroll > Ozzy > Slash > Crue

It's always amusing when the kid subs get greenlighted.

Only cool thing about Slash is the hat, BTW. Unless you like sloppy junkie solos for whatever reason.

holy crap. How old is this news?

You're just finding out about this now?

DecemberNitro:

Soilwork > In Flames > Finntroll > Ozzy > Slash > Crue

Their cocks would have looked like 3 week old glazed donuts after that stint.

FTFA--"a young fan performing a sex act on Sixx became violently ill on him. It later became known as "The Spaghetti Incident" because the unfortunate groupie had eaten pasta beforehand."

Groupie's gender unspecified.

Walker: Wow, welcome to last year. Nikki told this story on Howard Stern at least 8 months years ago.

I love these guys. Read Nikki Sixx's Heroin Diaries. It's amazing he's even alive.

There's no way I could've done as much blow and banged as many chicks as these guys without my body falling apart.

xdedd:

There's no way I could've done as much blow and banged as many chicks as these guys without my body falling apart.

All this and no MASH references. I leave disappointed.

whizbangthedirtfarmer: All this and no MASH references. I leave disappointed.

Allow me to get off your lawn

/alright that sounded wrong

your band might be hardcore, but my band focuses on making great music so...have fun with that

WOW! Way to go, NY Post! Way to cover the news! What's next for you, breaking news-wise?

Carter wins the election?

Nixon resigns?

Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor?

Malachilenomade: WOW! Way to go, NY Post! Way to cover the news! What's next for you, breaking news-wise?

Carter wins the election?

Nixon resigns?

Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor?

Nice try, but everybody knows it was the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor.

thats about as funny or cool to take a shiate on your hand and the n shaking peoples hands unwittingly.

'hardy har har I am so cool ! people want to shake my hand and they dont know I have shiate on it !!!hehe yaaay !

once again proves what a bunch of dorks these queers were

Zagloba: DecemberNitro:



Kelly Clarkson > Soilwork > In Flames > Finntroll > Ozzy > Slash > Crue

They told that story on Howard Stern about 15 years ago.