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(Starpulse) Stupid Fan sues Insane Clown Posse after being struck by bottle, which is confusing because it was always assumed that Juggalos were gluttons for punishment   (starpulse.com) divider line 67
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qrb912 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 12:40:07 PM  
When is someone going to sue them for sucking?

\nice face paint

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-01-05 01:00:40 PM  
Mmmmm Pineapple Orange Faygo.... Makes me thirsty just thinking about it.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:02:12 PM  
qrb912: When is someone going to sue them for sucking?

Alas, many men and women died on a thousand battlefields, just
so these assholes and their fans can suck so hard for so long.

The central irony of US history is that so many who benefit from
it don't deserve it.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:03:14 PM  
People still listen to ICP, the WWE of music?

 
irockalot 2009-01-05 01:03:18 PM  
I'm going to take a stab and say that this fan "doesn't give a fark", loves to offend people by saying words like nutsack, calls women only by degrading names and loves to act like an all-around tough guy.

...and then cries to his mom after being hit by a bottle.

 
AspectRatio 2009-01-05 01:03:44 PM  
If anyone's looking for a triple dose of DUMBASS, SAD and FAIL, do a google search for "juggalo baby funeral".

 
Eshy 2009-01-05 01:05:27 PM  
AspectRatio: If anyone's looking for a triple dose of DUMBASS, SAD and FAIL, do a google search for "juggalo baby funeral".

I can't bring myself to watch this. My brain will asplode.

Here it is in case anyone thinks they can.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-01-05 01:06:51 PM  
Sapper_Topo: Mmmmm Pineapple Orange Faygo.... Makes me thirsty just thinking about it.

man, Faygo is the most overly sweet shiat soda I've ever tasted. Worse than Pepsi Blue. I'm fully convinced only Juggalos would be stupid enough to drink that shiat.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:08:11 PM  
That whole 'twizted' scene is some of the most repulsive, stupid bullshiat on the planet.

 
Mirrorz 2009-01-05 01:09:56 PM  
The Great Milenko is still their best work.

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-01-05 01:10:16 PM  
FeedTheCollapse: Sapper_Topo: Mmmmm Pineapple Orange Faygo.... Makes me thirsty just thinking about it.

man, Faygo is the most overly sweet shiat soda I've ever tasted. Worse than Pepsi Blue. I'm fully convinced only Juggalos would be stupid enough to drink that shiat.


I agree that most flavors of Faygo go overboard but the Pineapple Orange is great. Oh and it mixes great with cheap vodak...

/Not a Juggalo

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-01-05 01:13:53 PM  
ha ha!

Juggalo got jugged!

 
Bondidude 2009-01-05 01:14:07 PM  
Eshy: AspectRatio: If anyone's looking for a triple dose of DUMBASS, SAD and FAIL, do a google search for "juggalo baby funeral".

I can't bring myself to watch this. My brain will asplode.

Here it is in case anyone thinks they can.


OMG... I'm scarred for life...

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:14:47 PM  
chemical_angel: That whole 'twizted' scene is some of the most repulsive, stupid bullshiat on the planet.

A couple of years ago they had a Twiztid concert at a club near here, the parking lot was like a fail convention.

 
clkelley5v1 2009-01-05 01:19:59 PM  
don't you assume the risk of things like this happening when you go to an icp show?

what's next? a concert goer sues axl rose for beating them up at a gnr concert?

 
Bondidude 2009-01-05 01:21:02 PM  
Bondidude: Eshy: AspectRatio: If anyone's looking for a triple dose of DUMBASS, SAD and FAIL, do a google search for "juggalo baby funeral".

I can't bring myself to watch this. My brain will asplode.

Here it is in case anyone thinks they can.

OMG... I'm scarred for life...


Okay, I've listened to this entire damn thing now.

She seems more concerned with getting free shiat because her daughter died or something.

This one is better, BTW.

 
oasics 2009-01-05 01:30:12 PM  
jugga who?

 
CityExile 2009-01-05 01:53:53 PM  
Come on now, white trash need entertainment too. And we need someone to make fun of. So, win/win.

 
fritopendejo 2009-01-05 01:54:49 PM  
Mirrorz: The Great Milenko is still their best work.

That's like saying "The shiat I took last year, the one with all the corn, spinach and peanuts, is still the best crap I ever taken."

 
busy chillin' 2009-01-05 01:55:34 PM  
Juggalos:

www.spokane7.com

 
h3llc4t 2009-01-05 02:03:38 PM  
If you pay money to go see a man who calls himself Violent J, and you become unhappy when he becomes violent, I have no pity for you.
Seriously, if you see a bottle of soda flying at your face, either duck or quit biatching.

 
MBK [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 02:23:23 PM  
Is it sad that I own an ICP album?

I got it for Christmas about 8 years ago when I was in high school, and I just never got rid of it. Still in the plastic wrapping.

 
ModernPrimitive01 2009-01-05 02:30:04 PM  
I work in a boutique in the mall that caters to music fans. We carry ICP stuff and i have to say from personal experience that ICP fans are some of the dumbest people on the face of the planet. I'm still trying to figure out who has dirtier fans, ICP or Toby Keith

 
h3llc4t 2009-01-05 02:31:52 PM  
ModernPrimitive01: I work in a boutique in the mall that caters to music fans.

lol Hot Topic

 
BarrRepublican 2009-01-05 02:31:55 PM  
I wonder what the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson thinks of all this.

 
LarryDan43 2009-01-05 02:32:45 PM  
busy chillin': Juggalos:

The girl on the right sure put a lot of effort in, or maybe she just got back from an Ash Wednesday service.

 
Mirrorz 2009-01-05 02:40:43 PM  
fritopendejo: Mirrorz: The Great Milenko is still their best work.

That's like saying "The shiat I took last year, the one with all the corn, spinach and peanuts, is still the best crap I ever taken."


I didn't say it wasn't relative to the rest of their work...

I watch bad movies too.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 02:43:08 PM  
If only Hitler's grandfather had been an ICP fan...what a wonderful world it would be.

Yes, I went there.

 
Mr. Chainsaw 2009-01-05 02:59:06 PM  
vernonFL: chemical_angel:

A couple of years ago they had a Twiztid concert at a club near here, the parking lot was like a fail convention.


I'm surprised that the parking lot was even necessary. I assumed that they all got rides from their moms.

 
metroatlrecruiter 2009-01-05 03:10:44 PM  
Eshy: AspectRatio: If anyone's looking for a triple dose of DUMBASS, SAD and FAIL, do a google search for "juggalo baby funeral".

I can't bring myself to watch this. My brain will asplode.

Here it is in case anyone thinks they can.


Oh my god. That made me sicker than 2 girls 1 cup.

 
turtleking 2009-01-05 03:13:25 PM  
see i read that as insane clown p*ssy and thought this was
goign to be a fun thread about redheads

 
srhp29 2009-01-05 03:23:07 PM  
The Insane Clown Posse rappers are known for their elaborate on-stage antics, which kicking or throwing several bottles of Faygo.

English must not be author's first language. Or is that supposed to say "Witch Kicking" ( No idea what that would mean, but the sentence would make more sense at that point to me).

I have no problem with recouping medical expenses but if you go to a show by ICP, there is no way you deserve any sort of punitive damages. You kind of deserve what you get.

 
Go Fast Turn Left [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 03:32:03 PM  
She looks like she's about 25 months pregnant in those pictures.

 
fantasizinghydrahead 2009-01-05 03:40:51 PM  
The video of the 'ninjette' funeral is so bad that it makes me think, "Now, no matter what I have not accomplished/failed at in life ... I did'nt do that." But I'm kind of glad the baby died as now that particular spawn is not going to grow up and find a career in the food industry.

ICP has somehow cornered a singular demographic and pumped it full of suck. I begrudgingly admire their business sense, as they've made legions upon legions of white trash buy everything they put out, which is way too much.

 
hypers36 2009-01-05 03:41:29 PM  
qrb912: When is someone going to sue them for sucking?

Despite my Doctrine of non-hate towards arts, ICP has spawned a pseudoculture that is frightening. ICP themselves, for what its worth are talented, clever and as always gets me, catchy as fark.

One of my best friends in middle school into high school loved this shiat. When we turned 16 he carpooled together and he listened to ICP ad nauseum. Like, 100%, all ICP all the time. I can still hear some of the songs 7 years later and remember all the lines.

Don't hate, frustrate. The "fans" are some ass-backwards, farktard, sick/twisted, bigoted motherfarkers. But, can we blame the band or is it an argument over nature versus nurture?

/Think I found what I'm going to do my psych dissertation on...

 
hypers36 2009-01-05 03:47:23 PM  
And we all know this is going to settle. However, the article also says they're hitting the venue as well. That might be interesting and plausible for blame.

 
sonicfluid 2009-01-05 03:52:35 PM  
turtleking: see i read that as insane clown p*ssy and thought this was
goign to be a fun thread about redheads


Solid gold right there. Well done.

I've got Great Malenko, can't even remember what song I bought it for, haven't listened to it since about a week after I got it.

 
Efferus X 2009-01-05 03:54:45 PM  
"see i read that as insane clown p*ssy and thought this was
goign to be a fun thread about redheads"


I once dated a redhead who was an ICP fan and the true definition of white trash. She had the accumulative intelligence of a sack of bottle corks.

/Loved her nose candy, binge drinking, and partying.
//Glad I'm out of that trainwreck of a relationship.

 
Bondidude 2009-01-05 04:03:19 PM  
hypers36: And we all know this is going to settle. However, the article also says they're hitting the venue as well. That might be interesting and plausible for blame.

Doubt it. Most places have a very prominent "You attend this even at your own risk" type disclaimer when they enter.

How these hold up in court I'm not sure, but I doubt he'll get much out of the venue.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 04:12:32 PM  
Norad: People still listen to ICP, the WWE of music?

The WWE of music. That is so well put.

I,too, just watched parts of that baby funeral, and its nice that in times of death, there is a lot of time spent discussing merchandise...

like Zappa said, "Im not black, but there's a whole lotta time I wish I wasn't white"

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 04:20:21 PM  
www.liquidgeneration.com
pray to your God of white trash

 
turtleking 2009-01-05 04:31:51 PM  
dated a redhead in highschool that required me to spank her with
rose stems.


/loved that girls sex drive and lack of inhibition

// would be in prison if her family had not moved away.

need hot redhead pics now!!!!!1


//fap fap crying fap fap

 
Clemptor 2009-01-05 04:46:55 PM  
Did I get caught in a time warp? Is this 1997? Jesus, I had no idea those clowns were still around. Dr. Rockzo approves.

/ze clown is funny..he makes me laughs.

 
Bondidude 2009-01-05 04:50:09 PM  
Clemptor: /ze clown is funny..he makes me laughs.

i191.photobucket.com

/I DO COCAINE!!!

 
elev8meL8r 2009-01-05 04:54:34 PM  
srhp29: The Insane Clown Posse rappers are known for their elaborate on-stage antics, which kicking or throwing several bottles of Faygo.

English must not be author's first language. Or is that supposed to say "Witch Kicking" ( No idea what that would mean, but the sentence would make more sense at that point to me).


I'm guessing the director's cut of that sentence was "The Insane Clown Posse rappers are known for their elaborate on-stage antics, which include kicking or throwing several bottles of Faygo."

I noticed the grammar part, but here's what got me: when did throwing a soda bottle become an "elaborate" stage show? That makes KISS look like freakin' Shakespeare.

 
Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla 2009-01-05 05:28:08 PM  
I went to visit my Wife's family for Thanksgiving. Her half-sister's half-brother was there with his wife. The pair were married when both of them were 16. Both of them were at least 100 pounds overweight, had nasty dyed-black hair, and were wearing matching ICP T-Shirts. I started to laugh at the Dinner Table as soon as they walked in. The Wife wasn't happy.

 
turtleking 2009-01-05 05:54:50 PM  
elev8meL8r: That makes KISS look like freakin' Shakespeare.


You owe Gene a royalty check. Make that out to

Bald Douche Productions
1123 WaymorequalitytailthanIcoulddreamabout Drive
playmate facials, California.

 
FarkinHostile 2009-01-05 07:20:52 PM  
(rolls eyes)


White people.

 
XSLUMLORDX 2009-01-05 07:40:49 PM  
BarrRepublican: I wonder what the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson thinks of all this.fark him.

 
quintas 2009-01-05 08:06:24 PM  
ModernPrimitive01: I work in a boutique in the mall that caters to music fans.


I 've never heard Hot Topic referred to as a "boutique". LOL

 
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