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(Reuters) Dumbass Cheney: "The iraqi insurgence is in its last throes. No really.....I mean it this time. Hey where are you going? Aren't you going to write this down? Hey come back"   (reuters.com) divider line 82
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NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:21:05 PM  
Until we leave and the Kurds move to secede and the Shia move in to wipe out the Sunni Triangle.

That'll be fun!

/Clusterf*ck of the highest order.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:30:11 PM  
NewportBarGuy: Until we leave and the Kurds move to secede and the Shia move in to wipe out the Sunni Triangle.

That'll be fun!

/Clusterf*ck of the highest order.


That, or nothing changes. There is no middle ground.

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:31:14 PM  
I had to double-check the dateline of the article to make sure this wasn't a repeat from 2005, 2006, 2007, or 2008.

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:33:56 PM  
Lundah: I had to double-check the dateline of the article to make sure this wasn't a repeat from 2005, 2006, 2007, or 2008.

But this time he double pinky swore! You HAVE to believe a pinky swear!

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:46:45 PM  
Every time I read the "Hey aren't you going to write this down?" visualize a dejected, whiny Cheney saying it in a pouty voice, and I laugh.

 
Daemon Spooler [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:53:56 PM  
I read that as "Fails the Nation".

 
Lemon-Lime Malthus 2009-01-04 10:56:49 PM  
Inb4 snarling Cheney pictures

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-01-04 10:57:14 PM  
Clap your hands louder, Cheney! Tinkerbell is dying!

 
mrEdude 2009-01-04 10:59:05 PM  
guy should be tied naked to an anthill
and smothered in honey

 
AxiomJackson 2009-01-04 10:59:58 PM  
How's that old saying go?
"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you.
Fool me - you can't get fooled again"

Yeah, that's it.

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 11:00:30 PM  
mrEdude: guy should be tied naked to an anthill
and smothered in honey


Do the ants really deserve such a fate?

 
Funk Brothers 2009-01-04 11:02:12 PM  
On January 20, the terrorists will win.

/Pronounced by Don LaFontaine.

 
winterwhile 2009-01-04 11:04:38 PM  
We won, now get over it.

Its time for Chairman Obama's new Vietnam war in Afganistan.......

This will not end well.

 
Aye Carumba 2009-01-04 11:07:19 PM  
I'm pretty sure he capitalized "Iraqi" when he said it and nobody wrote it down.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 11:08:48 PM  
Let's drop Cheney on Gaza. That should end that fight pretty damn quick.

From about 35,000 feet.
No parachute.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 11:13:01 PM  
winterwhile: We won, now get over it.

What did we win? More importantly, is it bigger than a bread box?

 
hienekenftw 2009-01-04 11:15:32 PM  
bastardlogic.files.wordpress.com

I thought the war ended in May 2003.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2009-01-04 11:17:28 PM  
Fark Cheney up the ass with a dead trout.

 
Aye Carumba 2009-01-04 11:18:05 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Let's drop Cheney on Gaza. That should end that fight pretty damn quick.

From about 35,000 feet.
No parachute.


Won't work, Hamas would unwittingly make a soft landing pad of women and children in the drop zone thinking it was actual munitions being dropped.

 
Captain Darling 2009-01-04 11:18:47 PM  
Old and busted: "US troops are causing the violence, Iraq is farked unless they leave". New hotness: "US troops are causing the lack of violence, Iraq is farked when they leave".

 
Shaggy_C 2009-01-04 11:19:01 PM  
"We are close to achieving most of our objectives. We have a significant reduction in the overall level of violence," said Cheney, who leaves office on Jan. 20.

He also cited the removal of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, the new Iraqi constitution, the Iraqi elections, and a recent framework agreement providing for a U.S. military withdrawal by 2011 as successes.

"All of these things by anybody's standards would be evidence of significant success," Cheney said.


Yep, those are all true. Agree with the war or not, it does appear at this point that things are starting to finally come together. I think the big turning point was the Status of Forces Agreement, which dictates our presence over the long term. That's huge.

 
Alphax 2009-01-04 11:29:10 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Let's drop Cheney on Gaza. That should end that fight pretty damn quick.

From about 35,000 feet.
No parachute.


A celebration with bonfires will break out.

 
Satyagraha 2009-01-05 12:01:32 AM  
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Karma Chameleon 2009-01-05 12:02:38 AM  
"We are close to achieving most of our objectives. We have a significant reduction in the overall level of violence,"

So, in other words, "we are close to fixing what would not have been farked if it wasn't for us in the first place."

I cannot wait to literally piss and shiat on this man's grave.

 
Great Caesar's Toast 2009-01-05 12:05:39 AM  
SWEET! We're almost where we were 7 years and a trillion dollars ago!!

 
Jacobin 2009-01-05 12:08:13 AM  
The Wargharbl doesn't change the abject failure of the Cheney administration.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-01-05 12:11:13 AM  
By making sure its clear that this administration is victorious they can blame obama in few weeks for anything new that happens. Will America be stupid enough to believe it? Well, people still don't believe what the 9/11 commission said about things, so they probably will.

 
xaveth 2009-01-05 12:17:48 AM  
ZOMG!! This was another Vietnam, just like the libs said it would be.

 
Lee Jackson Beauregard 2009-01-05 12:27:44 AM  
img1.fark.net

 
Shaggy_C 2009-01-05 12:31:44 AM  
Smackledorfer: Well, people still don't believe what the 9/11 commission said about things, so they probably will.

I have uncovered the truth, the spirit guardians have alerted. 11:11. I DEMONSTRATE IRREFUTABLE PROOF.

* New York City has 11 letters.
* Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
* 'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
* New York is the State # 11
* The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
* Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
* Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
* The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
* The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
* The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
* September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
* After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
* The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11
* The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.

NATURAL

DIVINE

CUBIC

BALANCE

_______
11:11 | | 11:11
| |
11:11 | | 11:11
|_______|

 
tdpatriots12 2009-01-05 12:44:52 AM  
Orange Crush: Oh yeah,

I forgot to mention that the Chosen One still maintains that the surge in Iraq did not work.


Beware of simple solutions for complicated problems.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-01-05 12:44:58 AM  
Orange Crush: Oh yeah,

I forgot to mention that the Chosen One still maintains that the surge in Iraq did not work.


If I remember my debates, he clarified about a dozen times that he didn't believe it would work, and that it vastly exceeded his expectations.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 12:47:44 AM  
winterwhile: We won, now get over it.

Its time for Chairman Obama's new Vietnam war in Afganistan.......

This will not end well.


Winterwhile, you are farking stupid.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 12:51:36 AM  
Captain Darling: Old and busted: "US troops are causing the violence, Iraq is farked unless they leave". New hotness: "US troops are causing the lack of violence, Iraq is farked when they leave".

New hotness. We already farked up the country. Now we have to choose between leaving and leaving it up to them or staying delaying the inevitable.

 
DJanomaly 2009-01-05 12:52:55 AM  
Orange Crush: You know the war in Iraq is going well when you don't hear Democrats bringing it up anymore. The liberal that posted this is pissed that the war in Iraq is going well and it looks like success. LIberals seem more interested in saying Bush/Republicans lost the war in Iraq than victory. Way to put your country first, guys.

Yes yes yes, my genius friend. Iraq is an amazing place right now and everything that has happened there has been the best thing the world could have ever hoped for.

Oh hey, btw?

What is it like being batshiat crazy?

Do you have a smug satisfaction knowing you're the smartest man in the the world?

Or is there a part of you that might *possibly* be saying to himself right now. "Hey self? Why doesn't what I think even remotely match up to the world?"

/just curious

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 12:53:07 AM  
Orange Crush: You know the war in Iraq is going well when you don't hear Democrats bringing it up anymore. The liberal that posted this is pissed that the war in Iraq is going well and it looks like success. LIberals seem more interested in saying Bush/Republicans lost the war in Iraq than victory. Way to put your country first, guys.

So, what did our blood buy us in Iraq? An Iranian puppet? Woohooo!!!!!

 
ProdigalSigh 2009-01-05 12:55:01 AM  
Karma Chameleon: I cannot wait to literally piss and shiat on this man's grave.

He will be buried in an undisclosed location.

I wonder if he actually knows how wrong he was/is and just doesn't care, or if his faith in his actions blinds him completely from reality.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 12:55:11 AM  
DJanomaly: Orange Crush: You know the war in Iraq is going well when you don't hear Democrats bringing it up anymore. The liberal that posted this is pissed that the war in Iraq is going well and it looks like success. LIberals seem more interested in saying Bush/Republicans lost the war in Iraq than victory. Way to put your country first, guys.

Yes yes yes, my genius friend. Iraq is an amazing place right now and everything that has happened there has been the best thing the world could have ever hoped for.

Oh hey, btw?

What is it like being batshiat crazy?

Do you have a smug satisfaction knowing you're the smartest man in the the world?

Or is there a part of you that might *possibly* be saying to himself right now. "Hey self? Why doesn't what I think even remotely match up to the world?"

/just curious


I am going to Iraq over spring break. I hear the topless beaches rock! And by topless I mean they have no tops. Torsos are cool.

 
tolallorti 2009-01-05 12:55:19 AM  
Get over you hippies we won the war, but I'm predicting that you'll just attribute the sucess to the magic negro as soon as he is sworn in.

 
Naked Hitler 2009-01-05 12:55:28 AM  
I'm sick of hearing about the libs complaining about Iraq. Where were you when Saddam and his gay lover Osama (not that there's anything wrong with that) were planing the 9/11 attacks?

And when the troops discoverred Saddam's stash of nukes and that super laser they used on the Death Star where were you libs, sipping latte and smoking each others cocks (not that there's anything wrong with that)?

I can't wait till you libtards finally realize that the new Commander in Chief is gonna be as gung ho as the current one.

I can't wait till the streets of some other forin country is flowing with the blood of brown people turrists after COC Obama pulls out his Sword of Christ.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 12:56:07 AM  
tolallorti: Get over you hippies we won the war, but I'm predicting that you'll just attribute the sucess to the magic negro as soon as he is sworn in.

Damn, I hope that is sarcasm.

 
DJanomaly 2009-01-05 12:57:28 AM  
Orange Crush: Smackledorfer: Orange Crush: Oh yeah,

I forgot to mention that the Chosen One still maintains that the surge in Iraq did not work.

If I remember my debates, he clarified about a dozen times that he didn't believe it would work, and that it vastly exceeded his expectations.

So in other words, he is going to be a clueless commander-in-chief. He opposed something that was crucial to making the Iraq war a sucesss. Yet Democrats still want to wrap defeat around Bush while at the same time gushing over a guy that opposed the right thing to do in winning the war.


WOW!!!!!

Do you have *ANY* idea how insane you sound right now?


Here's a tip: Picking random quotes from people to try and make a point doesn't make you smart. It makes you sad.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:00:16 AM  
Orange Crush: Sabyen91: Orange Crush: You know the war in Iraq is going well when you don't hear Democrats bringing it up anymore. The liberal that posted this is pissed that the war in Iraq is going well and it looks like success. LIberals seem more interested in saying Bush/Republicans lost the war in Iraq than victory. Way to put your country first, guys.

So, what did our blood buy us in Iraq? An Iranian puppet? Woohooo!!!!!


I have no desire to rehash the Iraq war with you. It was always a political prop for you Democrats to undermine Bush...you could care less about the war itself.

I don't see how removing Saddam's regime is a bad thing for the world, or liberating the Iraqi people. Seems like a pretty good thing our military has done, and rather than attempt to discredit it, I think we should celebrate it. No liberal here was forced to fight in the Iraq war, so nobody gives a crap what you think about the war regardless. You can play armchair general all day and beat up on Bush all you want, but that didn't help win the war.


You...are really farking stupid.

 
DJanomaly 2009-01-05 01:00:49 AM  
Orange Crush: I have no desire to rehash the Iraq war with you. It was always a political prop for you Democrats to undermine Bush...you could care less about the war itself

Yep, it's true....

Democrat's actually don't care about the war. They're just so evil that they'll use the concept of it's existence win political fights!!!

*So* thought provoking!

GENIUS!!!....Tell us MORE!!!

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:02:11 AM  
Orange Crush: It was always a political prop for you Democrats to undermine Bushshiat, you are whidbeying me, aren't you? If not, that is the single most stupid thing I have ever seen in print.

 
General Zang 2009-01-05 01:02:38 AM  
Shaggy_C: Smackledorfer: Well, people still don't believe what the 9/11 commission said about things, so they probably will.

I have uncovered the truth, the spirit guardians have alerted. 11:11. I DEMONSTRATE IRREFUTABLE PROOF.

* New York City has 11 letters.
* Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
* 'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
* New York is the State # 11
* The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
* Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
* Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
* The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
* The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
* The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
* September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
* After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
* The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11
* The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.

NATURAL

DIVINE

CUBIC

BALANCE

_______
11:11 | | 11:11
| |
11:11 | | 11:11
|_______|




Oh cool, this is waaay better than Time Cube!!!!!

 
Biological Ali 2009-01-05 01:03:34 AM  
Orange Crush: something that was crucial to making the Iraq war a sucesss.

[citation needed]

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:04:09 AM  
Orange Crush: that the war in Iraq looks to about be won

tolallorti: we won the war

What did we win?

/please let it be hot pockets. please let it be hot pockets.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:06:14 AM  
Orange Crush: Sabyen91: Orange Crush: Sabyen91: Orange Crush: You know the war in Iraq is going well when you don't hear Democrats bringing it up anymore. The liberal that posted this is pissed that the war in Iraq is going well and it looks like success. LIberals seem more interested in saying Bush/Republicans lost the war in Iraq than victory. Way to put your country first, guys.

So, what did our blood buy us in Iraq? An Iranian puppet? Woohooo!!!!!


I have no desire to rehash the Iraq war with you. It was always a political prop for you Democrats to undermine Bush...you could care less about the war itself.

I don't see how removing Saddam's regime is a bad thing for the world, or liberating the Iraqi people. Seems like a pretty good thing our military has done, and rather than attempt to discredit it, I think we should celebrate it. No liberal here was forced to fight in the Iraq war, so nobody gives a crap what you think about the war regardless. You can play armchair general all day and beat up on Bush all you want, but that didn't help win the war.

You...are really farking stupid.

Hey, I appreciate the personal attack, troll.

We only get an Iranian puppet if we pull out of Iraq prematurely, as Obama promised to do (but I suspect he won't). You won't care though, because your opposition to the war was political and partisan ie Bush pushed for it thus you want the military to lose so you can say "I told you so" and smirk.


LOL, as if you deserve anything but disdain. Pure stupidity is not a virtue.

 
Biological Ali 2009-01-05 01:10:19 AM  
Orange Crush: You won't care though, because your opposition to the war was political and partisan ie Bush pushed for it thus you want the military to lose so you can say "I told you so" and smirk.

Now that's just factually incorrect. I would suspect that Sabyen91, along with most rational people, supported the action in Afghanistan after 9/11, despite the fact that "Bush pushed for it". The fact that so many people who support the war in Afghanistan were so strongly against the Iraq misadventure should tell you something.

 
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