I need to get a cat.

Let's just keep this between us, guys. Teenage girls and Hallmark don't need to know.

I think I met that guy.

Unfortunately, he was more fond of breathing.

That's my life's dream..........the dying with the cats thing. Love is overrated, scary old cat ladies are the future.

Glad I like my cat.

Perhaps "I love you" and "We're staying together for the kids and the mortgage" involve the same chemical reactions.

Well that sucks. That feeling is the best ever.

Cats that we don't truly love and that kinda hate us.

I'm allergic to cats. I guess I'm screwed.

Sure it can provided the whore doesn't start farking every swinging dick she can find after 8 years before leaving and blowing up to 400+ lbs and wondering why she lives with her folks and nobody wants her anymore.

/it's good to have a younger girlfriend after that nightmare

I am 32, single with no prospects in sight, and live alone with two cats. I am well on my way to become a crazy cat man. At least when I die, my corpse will provide my ever growing feline army with sustenance.

i farkin hate cats.
and ppl.
i think i'll be fine.

So that leaves the Duggars and who else?

People suck. My cat does not.

/lord knows, I've tried everything, too.

The less she weighs, the more of her shiat I'll put up with.

This ought to be good; let's see who's single.

thenateman: The less she weighs, the more of her shiat I'll put up with.

so you're a pedophile?

There's always hookers.

I don't even have a cat.

I'm just going to die alone.

Le sigh.

No cats, so it's just the dyin' alone for me. :)

My parents are part of that ten percentile.
My cat and I find it depressing.

I tend to do that in a relationship if I genuinely care about the other person. Unfortunately I haven't found a woman like that so eventually the relationship dies.

I actually prefer the established relationship over the new one. I still have all the passion but everything is more comfortable.

oh god.
I had to give away my cat today and I just about want to die.

let's talk about something else.

10%? I'm willing to bet many of the 90% aren't trying for more because they just don't believe in that degree of sustained love.

/Hopelessly idealistic about love despite some of my experiences.
//Didn't read the article.

Because it's a disease.

I'm insulted by that headline!

I'm a dog person!

would have been interesting to see if:
a. these people have children living at home with them.
b. whether there was any relationship with the recency of them having had sex and their feelings toward their partners.

Or, maybe not...

Sarcastica75 laughs her bitter ass off. Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe and to love you my cat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You wanna know about true love? Ask a woman married her high school sweetheart after they outlived their first spouses, when he was 71 and she was 72!!!! Ask a woman who married the third time after outliving the first two men, 35 years and 7 years respectively, and then lived 25 years with the 3rd one and she died at 92. Ask a woman who still writes her college sweetheart and has married three other men, and outlived two of them. These women would be my two grandmothers and me.
Then there were my mother and dad, married 46 years when she died, who couldn't walk into the same room with each other without touching each other and glowed with smiles ALL the days of their married lives.

Scientists? Good Grief. Of COURSE people can stay in love forever!

I don't even have a cat.
I don't even have a plant.
I had a pet dust bunny once, but I accidentally vacuumed him up.

/poor Harvey

I take comfort in the Palms.

In other words: The Disneyworld-Fairytale, superickysweet, never ending "True Love"(TM) is caused by genetically inheritable brain damage.

Goldeneye007: so you're a pedophile?

No, a scatological pedophile.

The ex left the cats when she left so at least I'm not going to die alone.

/Bitter
//future alcoholic

My cats will be very pleased to here this. They're single, too.

Married 22 years, 4 cats, yeah, I guess there's something like that going on.
/Yeah...

thenateman: The less she weighs, the more of her shiat I'll put up with.



/demetri martin

cryinoutloud: I think I met that guy.

Unfortunately, he was more fond of breathing.

Maybe you could try smiling.

I have a cat that lives at home with my parents, so I only really get to see her once or twice a year tops. I'm not sure what it says about me that I feel worse about that than anything else in my life to date, but I really love my cat.

My wife and I just celebrated 25 years of marriage and we still have the same spark from when we met, so I'm getting quite a kick out of these replies.

I'm going to die alone in my van down by the river, so I'm getting a kick out of your replies ...

I think my husband and I are in that ten percent. I read the article and thought, "Oh, well, we got past 15 months with the squidgies intact, so we'll have to see what happens after ten years." Then I realized it's been 13.

/but he's a hunk and a half
//so it's easy to feel romantic about him

Still looking, always the optimist. :)

Sum Dum Gai: Goldeneye007: so you're a pedophile?

No, a scatological pedophile.

I think he's coprophobe who's into anorexic chicks. They don't eat so it takes far longer for them to produce the same amount of shiat a fat chick does.

eavlsb Quote 2009-01-04 09:55:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You wanna know about true love? Ask a woman married her high school sweetheart after they outlived their first spouses, when he was 71 and she was 72!!!! Ask a woman who married the third time after outliving the first two men, 35 years and 7 years respectively, and then lived 25 years with the 3rd one and she died at 92. Ask a woman who still writes her college sweetheart and has married three other men, and outlived two of them. These women would be my two grandmothers and me.

Sounds suspicious to me... how did all these men die?

Well, it happened for my parents (60 years before dad died), and the lady next door (also 60). But the cat thing can happen anyway, since, unless there is a disaster, one is going to go before the other. But toe-tingling love can mutate into something else that is less passionate, but more invested--shared lives and interests. That's something to look forward to.

//but I just got my cats.

This study paid for by Stephanie Meyer.

Fakutu: Sounds suspicious to me... how did all these men die?

From asking too many questions. Now don't make eye contact and back away slowly.

fark love. It's a myth, manufactured to give us some illusion of supernatural feelings, so that we feel like we're not alone, or something greater and beyond our physical frames. All this lovey-dovey shiat is just two people falling into a mutual agreement of self-delusion. That being said, off to youporn!

oregoncat: Still looking, always the optimist. :)

How you doin?

/unless you're a dude