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(Daily Star) Unlikely Woman falls 100 feet from her window into a vat of grapes. She's alive but, frankly, the wine is a little corked   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 53
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FSMFTMFW 2009-01-04 08:54:22 PM  
Its like this chick... but the opposite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

/ooughouugh ouuuuuuuuuuugh
//Cant watch that enough

 
FSMFTMFW 2009-01-04 08:55:30 PM  
Damnit..
Try this again (new window)

 
ubermensch 2009-01-04 09:49:15 PM  
Was she soaking cork at the time?

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-01-04 09:49:18 PM  
Meh, it's still just wine. Call me when they distill it into something decent

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 09:50:59 PM  
A fall from that height wouldn't kill her.

/I bet she was counting on it.
//*really needs to stop watching TDK*

 
SingerWang 2009-01-04 09:52:50 PM  
I'm surprised no one is making a comment about drinking the wine out of her.

 
Jason McFarkster 2009-01-04 09:54:01 PM  
I've fallen into a fermenting vat before. The ride home on my motorcycle sucked. :(

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 09:54:38 PM  
First thing I thought of.

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 09:55:42 PM  
www.transparencynow.com

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-04 09:56:00 PM  
ubermensch: Was she soaking cork at the time?

When was that? 68? 70? Meh, somewhere in between.

 
Nakito 2009-01-04 10:00:27 PM  
She must have concord her fear of falling.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:04:07 PM  
I wonder if she was depressed and had a case of pinot envy.

 
Nobody You Know 2009-01-04 10:05:27 PM  
Grape Lady! Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!Grape Lady!

 
Delay 2009-01-04 10:11:36 PM  
Something smells fishy about this item.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:12:55 PM  
Ah, this is a vintage joke.

 
taurusowner 2009-01-04 10:13:35 PM  
cdn-www.cracked.com

 
libbynomore2 2009-01-04 10:15:14 PM  
thumbnail.search.aolcdn.com

These two cork soakers saw the whole thing

 
Fuzzyshrimp 2009-01-04 10:15:22 PM  
Did she w(h)ine about it?

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:18:49 PM  
How is her body? Did the fall finish it off?

 
louiedog 2009-01-04 10:23:51 PM  
FSMFTMFW: Its like this chick... but the opposite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

/ooughouugh ouuuuuuuuuuugh
//Cant watch that enough


I've always wondered if she killed her producer later that day. There is clearly a railing on the other side of the platform that she should be steadying herself with. She uses it a bit, but because it's behind her, not very usable. However, the shot doesn't look as nice from that side so they sacrificed safety so the piece would look better.

 
berylman 2009-01-04 10:25:04 PM  
Whoah, TMI Daily Star! Any more details in an article and my head would explode from the glut of information. The editor really needs to pare these articles down for brevity.

 
sseye 2009-01-04 10:28:12 PM  
FSMFTMFW: Its like this chick... but the opposite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

/ooughouugh ouuuuuuuuuuugh
//Cant watch that enough


That's her "O" voice.

/ooughouugh ouuuuuuuuuuugh
//fap

 
animal900 2009-01-04 10:29:00 PM  
Lawlz:

images.teamsugar.com

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:30:52 PM  
louiedog: FSMFTMFW: Its like this chick... but the opposite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

/ooughouugh ouuuuuuuuuuugh
//Cant watch that enough

I've always wondered if she killed her producer later that day. There is clearly a railing on the other side of the platform that she should be steadying herself with. She uses it a bit, but because it's behind her, not very usable. However, the shot doesn't look as nice from that side so they sacrificed safety so the piece would look better.


I've always been of the mind that she karmically brought it upon herself, in two ways:

1. Muttering "How disgusting" when stepping into the grapes
2. Trying to cheat just a little bit after she calls "Stop!"

Instant karma's gonna get ya / knock you right on the head nose

 
Yakk 2009-01-04 10:32:29 PM  
Woman falls 100 feet from her window into a vat of grapes. She didn't cry why she hit, but did let out a little wine.

FTFA

 
stirfrybry 2009-01-04 10:34:16 PM  
she must be grapeful to be alive

 
stirfrybry 2009-01-04 10:35:53 PM  
that's terrible. Mods, please remove that last pun

 
hng [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 10:37:07 PM  
family guy version

Youtube (new window)

 
hachijuhachi 2009-01-04 10:39:03 PM  
Probably wound up with a nice set of legs.

 
farkuufarkinfark 2009-01-04 10:43:14 PM  
She'd better get a grappa on herself if she doesn't want this to happen again.

 
inkling79 2009-01-04 10:43:38 PM  
stirfrybry
that's terrible. Mods, please remove that last pun

I thought it was pretty grape myself.

 
imagonyx123 2009-01-04 10:43:57 PM  
Was she riding in a train with its doors open?

 
ubertwit 2009-01-04 10:44:28 PM  
that crackhead winehouse again? cmon.

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 11:05:40 PM  
After a 100' fall, I'd imagine this particular batch might be infused with a spray of diarrhea. Presuming the alcohol would kill anything deadly, I'd up the price a few bucks per bottle.

 
baercat 2009-01-04 11:09:24 PM  
I bet some of the grapes corked her.

 
jestme [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 11:17:06 PM  
I came here to see the cork soakers. Thanks, guys, for not disappointing.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 11:17:30 PM  
i22.photobucket.com

 
4NSpy 2009-01-04 11:21:28 PM  
i212.photobucket.com

/sauce'd

 
Black plus White equals President 2009-01-04 11:35:08 PM  
i55.photobucket.com

approoves...

 
High_Fark_Number 2009-01-04 11:42:55 PM  
Nakito,

just die.

Oh, and subbie:

upload.wikimedia.org

Link (new window)

 
BlueJay206 2009-01-04 11:44:11 PM  
Came here to see a Fox reported falling out of a vat of grapes...

left very satisfied

 
berylman 2009-01-04 11:48:39 PM  
Black plus White equals President: approoves...

What the hell is that, a guy who fell into a septic tank? Looks incredibly disgusting. Please don't tell me that is what fermenting grapes looks like.

 
lewismarktwo 2009-01-05 12:18:12 AM  
berylman: Black plus White equals President: approoves...

What the hell is that, a guy who fell into a septic tank? Looks incredibly disgusting. Please don't tell me that is what fermenting grapes looks like.


That is what fermenting grapes looks like.

 
StokeyBob 2009-01-05 12:19:56 AM  
The lady that fell in was 29. It may turn out to be a very good vintage!

 
Ashtrey 2009-01-05 12:50:59 AM  
lewismarktwo: berylman: Black plus White equals President: approoves...

What the hell is that, a guy who fell into a septic tank? Looks incredibly disgusting. Please don't tell me that is what fermenting grapes looks like.

That is what fermenting grapes looks like.


Liar, it's shiat isn't it?

 
Death of Rats 2009-01-05 01:45:46 AM  
Did she yell "fire"?

 
ladyway905 2009-01-05 01:50:21 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb because my curiosity is greater than my fear in this instance. I don't get the joke. Can someone enlighten me?

 
TheGreatGildersleeve 2009-01-05 02:02:58 AM  
Instead of going through the effort myself, evvybody just scroll back up to the picture of Lucy in the wine vat, think of me, and chuckle again.

 
HowlingPook 2009-01-05 03:15:35 AM  
I liked the other article about the flatulent gorillas.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 04:45:24 AM  
FTA: "Ludmilla Basko, 29, tumbled from her 9th floor home as she cleaned her windows."

She was trying to let the sun in so she could do some tannin.

 
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