That poem was teh awesomness.

/He sounded like he was 9

"We fight every night, now that's not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer. And wake up to be greeted by an argument again, You act like you're 10."

This poem is a piece of shiat.

I will gladly accept her immature ways.

/I will gladly accept her boobies too.

crypticsatellite: I will gladly accept her immature ways.

/I will gladly accept her boobies too.

Seconded.

Fap?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This poem is a piece of shiat.

That made me laugh so much, my wife demanded to know what was up.

sendbillmoney: Fap?



Fap.

"We fight every night, now that's not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer. And wake up to be greeted by an argument again, You act like you're 10."

You're lead vocalist of a band and that's the shiat you come up with? Hope someone else is writing your lyrics.

I'll be in my bunk.

"They say she's retarded, but them titties ain't retarded!"

/attell

What do you expect. This was a guy who, when we were in college, went to stay at a house was not only on the wrong side of town from where he was supposed to be, but was unlocked and he and the band ate out of the fridge.

cameroncrazy1984: What do you expect. This was a guy who, when we were in college, went to stay at a house was not only on the wrong side of town from where he was supposed to be, but was unlocked and he and the band ate out of the fridge.

Funny, you just described all my musician/dirty hippie friends.

I want them to change their name to "Patchouli Surprise."

I would like to be the fixins in a Katy and Zooey sandwich. That is all.

Does Katy like older, more mature men?

/I can do haiku too.

Single now Katy? Hey me too! It's Kismet!

/Kismet, you fool!

I've never heard of either of these people and I'm kind of happy about that.

/Wank

Gadzooks.

Someone should be put her on a helicopter along with Britney, Miley and all these stupid pop stars and make the helicopter crash against a mountain

Maybe that will bring back Stevie Ray Vaughan

buzzvert: I would like to be the fixins in a Katy and Zooey sandwich. That is all.

I didn't know that those were my exact feelings until you mentioned them. Now I know.

Gee, she acts like she's ten and he writes 'poetry' like he's ten.

Anyone else think she looks like Zoe Deschanel with a nice set on her (not to be sexist or anything like that)?

looking at the front door?

Nice stems.

/She's bad

Azz: Someone should be put her on a helicopter along with Britney, Miley and all these stupid pop stars and make the helicopter crash against a mountain

Maybe that will bring back Stevie Ray Vaughan

Ummm. Katy Perry is a good pop star.
They do exist.

nacker: That poem was teh awesomness.

/He sounded like he was 9

I never head of her before. I did want to defend 10 years olds. My niece is 19 and she doesn't act like that.

/by the way the author acts like he's 15. She's stressing and instead of supporting your criticizing. Not smart.

She does clearly have the attitude of a child, bolstered by her new fame. Of course, some ass twit will come here and suppot her without question, because he has a penis and an 80IQ... oh wait, already done.

/Her ex's stupid poem does not change the fact that she's a retarded child.
//Though, I do want to see her and that blond actress chick actually kiss.

err...my niece is 10....

Is anyone surprised to hear she acts like a 10 year old?

that poem: lyrics from a song on sway and king tech's album 'this or that' if i'm not mistaken

WhyteRaven74: Is anyone surprised to hear she acts like a 10 year old?

My nine year old giggles at her song, "I kissed a girl."

KajakPro: Azz: Someone should be put her on a helicopter along with Britney, Miley and all these stupid pop stars and make the helicopter crash against a mountain

Maybe that will bring back Stevie Ray Vaughan

Ummm. Katy Perry is a good pop star.
They do exist.

Actually I was referring to the utter crap she makes which passes itself as music

Azz: KajakPro: Azz: Someone should be put her on a helicopter along with Britney, Miley and all these stupid pop stars and make the helicopter crash against a mountain

Maybe that will bring back Stevie Ray Vaughan

Ummm. Katy Perry is a good pop star.
They do exist.

Actually I was referring to the utter crap she makes which passes itself as music

The reason that these pop minions don't get in those kind of accidents is because their careers don't last long enough to beat the law of averages. SRV had a damn long career and traveled a LOT in the twenty-odd years he was playing professionally.

The last word of her song "Ur so gay" is penis, and I lol every time I hear it. Does that mean I act like I'm 10 too?

El Freak: I've never heard of either of these people and I'm kind of happy about that.

Good. I made the mistake of looking up "I Kissed a Girl" online after hearing so much about it. Awful, awful music.

Tortle: The last word of her song "Ur so gay" is penis, and I lol every time I hear it. Does that mean I act like I'm 10 too?


I have to say "THIS" to this. I giggle every time ;)

i farked six girls
and i liked it
at the same time
it was fantastic

i farked six girls
just to try it
happy my girlfriend
don't mind it

it felt so right
it felt so wrong
all the way to dawn

i farked six girls
and i liked it
i liked it

/life of a guitarist

KajakPro: Azz: Someone should be put her on a helicopter along with Britney, Miley and all these stupid pop stars and make the helicopter crash against a mountain

Maybe that will bring back Stevie Ray Vaughan

Ummm. Katy Perry is a good pop star.
They do exist.

Hey I got nothing against her, but if it's part of a ritual to get Stevie back, I'm down.

I'd like to have something against her, I bet you can all guess what too.

Riotboy: Nice stems.

You have it in on the heavy clam bakes?

/solid.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: "We fight every night, now that's not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer. And wake up to be greeted by an argument again, You act like you're 10."

This poem is a piece of shiat.

LOL I like how "Kosher" is awkwardly thrown in there like he's trying to force a rhyme, but he can't even pull that off

she is no lucy pinder.

/away to my bunk

She's cute and all, but how long does she intend to keep on this act of pretending to be surprised and shocked with her index finger to her lips in mock outrage? its just about every farking footage ive seen of her, she does it. Its rather annoying

She sounds like she's mad fun to be around. Who cares if she acts like she's 10 all the time, she sounds like she's fun.

Then again, I'm not very mature for my age (pretty much her age), so whatever.

The girl who pretended to be a lesbian to get attention doesn't act like a mature adult? I am shocked.

Meh. She's some record execs idea of an "American" Lily Allen. Her voice sounds like she is trying way too hard.

OMG, a young, attractive pop star is immature, full of herself, and doesn't have the makings of a serious romantic partner?

Interesting...

10 year olds are hot... they can still keep a secret between us. :D