I like my girls like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and bitter.

I like my whiskey straight

submitter: If you like your girls like you like your whiskey - mixed up with coke and on the rocks PhotoShopped to hell - then Sabrina's the girl for you

FTFY.

I see no brown liquid nor white powder in that photo, nor any of the others. That rules out Coke. I do rather like the combination of cold water and hard nipples though.

/Crown Royal on the rocks, thanks.

I think there's a mountain of facial hair under that makeup.

inputdownable: I like my whiskey straight

I have to say I agree with you whole-heartedly. In fact, I'm reading this, drinking on a nice Maker's Mark right now. I'm getting ready to go refill my glass with a touch of Eagle Rare 10 year old single barrel.

/also likes my single malt Scotch
//ok dammit, I like pretty much any whiskey or whisky!

F-bear: I like my girls like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and bitter.

That's funny, I like my girls like I like my coffee too; ground up and in an airtight container in my freezer.