HOOOOOOOOO! USA, USA!

And let's try that again...

I think Subby nailed it with that headline.

Well it breaks the ice.

Subby's headline is boardering on punnery, I think.

"Now was that pressure-treated wood?"

You can do it, we can help.

/Home Depot

Plank?

/Ed, Edd, n Eddy

Should have hugged them instead.

Donuts always work better than sticks.

pzippy: You can do it, we can help.

/Home Depot

APPROVES (new window)

gorgor: pzippy: You can do it, we can help.

/Home Depot

APPROVES (new window)

Horrible!

/I laughed

Why the fark would I want a relationship with the police?

I was looking for a picture of Bob the Builder with a board but found this :



"Can we do it?"
"Yes, we can, but seriously, WTF?"

At the very least, that should've earned him a good tasing.

Those RNC officers must be really nice guys....

NEVER threaten a cop with a 2x4. ALWAYS strike first.

Lock'n Load: At the very least, that should've earned him a good tasing.

Those RNC officers must be really nice guys....

It's St. John's, Newfoundland. The cops here are quite used to handling drunken maniacs without resorting to electrocuting them.

Police make for a good foundation when building a vibrant town

i'd have hammered the cop.

cryinoutloud: Why the fark would I want a relationship with the police?

WHUT? (new window)

gorgor: cryinoutloud: Why the fark would I want a relationship with the police?

WHUT? (new window)

There is a such thing as too big. . . even with boobs.

"You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word."

cryinoutloud: Why the fark would I want a relationship with the police?

+ some

gorgor WHUT?

Does she have a permit for those three guns?

Good thing that happened in Canada.
NEVER bring a 2x4 to a taser fight!

hienekenftw: There is a such thing as too big. . . even with boobs.

Yeah, her knees look sharp, too.

Myself, I prefer to dress like a Nazi and point my rifle at them.

hienekenftw: There is a such thing as too big. . . even with boobs.

NSFW (new window)

i see what you did there subby

chixdiggit: Does she have a permit for those three guns?

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no super troopers references?

He had no plank to stand on. What an ash hole, pining for attention. I wood knot hole'd it against the cops if they mitered out a much stiffer response.

KatieLou1118: no super troopers references?

Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
//

came in for the Hacksaw Jim Duggan references

satisfied by the initial post

So... I should use my hatchet? Right?

Bring it.

Jesus gorgor. Are we on it tonight?

/I'll have whatever he's having.

Subby, I saw what you did there.

The Telegram, for news you can truss.

Unavailable for comment.

I think that's the most natural sounding pun headline ever.

Remember, the best assault grade wood comes from happy trees.

Stupid jack-ass trying to be a stud ...probably just earned him some knots on his header. Do you suppose he enjoist the abuse?

/yah, I crossed that threshold...

what the cat dragged in - Stupid jack-ass trying to be a stud ...probably just earned him some knots on his header. Do you suppose he enjoist the abuse?

I dunno, but he's definitely in a jamb.

No one ever wants the superboob.
/one on the back... for dancing

How about a hammer?

Police Beating: You're Doing It Wrong

As a Building Construction major, I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

He didn't even do it. He was framed.