No biggie. I always wear a condom anyway.

Or get cellphone condoms (new window).

I dnrtfa, but does this have to do with Katie Price Jordan?

/shouldn't know that
//still wonders if she had it on vibrae and had someone call her

Just stop having sex with your cellphone.

Mental note, don't fark a chick from Jersey.

Ewww, condoms are rubby and smell disgusting but I feel that getting dicked by a stranger would have the potential to be far more disgusting.

Also, twenty minute video?? Holy crap.

That explains garbled cell phone messages -- thick cell phone condoms.

Odd that I was listening to ODB "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" when I read the headline...

Psh, condoms are only good for farking Catholic chicks.

Disease free and almost never used a condom. I do advocate using a condom if

a) you're just fooling around (who has time to check sexual history and test results?)
b) you're not sure of a partner (are you sure she's not sleeping with her doorman, and the UPS guy, and that neighbor who gives you a knowing smile every time he sees you?)
c) you are not allowed to finish yourself on various external parts of your girlfriend (or boyfriend or whatever)

As soon as you're in a committed relationship you trust, there is no reason to wear a condom save the last one. Anyone who got a girl pregnant because he wasn't wearing a condom is an idiot who didn't want to stop and jerk it onto a pair of titties or was too lazy to stick it in the butt.

lamecat: Ewww, condoms are rubby and smell disgusting but I feel that getting dicked by a stranger would have the potential to be far more disgusting.

Also, twenty minute video?? Holy crap.

Do you get dicked by strangers often?

....awkward....

Mangoose


Riiight... because pre-cum NEVER gets a girl pregnant.

Moran.... Morning-after pill much?

FTA - "Women who watched the first pilot were getting upset, angry, exacerbated," said Jones..

I was exacerbating just last night, made a mess too! So, who's educating the educators?

Or don't fark people you don't trust.

Mangoose: Disease free and almost never used a condom. I do advocate using a condom if

a) you're just fooling around (who has time to check sexual history and test results?)
b) you're not sure of a partner (are you sure she's not sleeping with her doorman, and the UPS guy, and that neighbor who gives you a knowing smile every time he sees you?)
c) you are not allowed to finish yourself on various external parts of your girlfriend (or boyfriend or whatever)

As soon as you're in a committed relationship you trust, there is no reason to wear a condom save the last one. Anyone who got a girl pregnant because he wasn't wearing a condom is an idiot who didn't want to stop and jerk it onto a pair of titties or was too lazy to stick it in the butt.

Spoken like a future father.

I'm fairly certain I pulled out when she bucked and I vomited.

Egon Spengler: Mangoose


Riiight... because pre-cum NEVER gets a girl pregnant.

Moran.... Morning-after pill much?

Nope, never. I grew up in a day and age when shiat like that was frowned upon. And to retort in your tone, that's right, because pre-cum NEVER gets a girl pregnant. Link (new window) and Link (new window) and Link (new window). The amount of actual sperm in Cowper's fluid is so low as to be a barley acknowledged risk. A full load of semen contains MILLIONS of sperms of which about 1% end up making it to the tubes. The harsh landscape of the vagina is so unfriendly to semen that if there is some sperm in cowper's, you could liken it to the red shirted star trek ensign that is there only to die. Also, there has been no official linkage between pre-cum and pregnancy SAVE FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD WHICH HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NO STUDIES AND CITE NO ACTUAL RESEARCH TO ASSERT THIS CLAIM.

Go ahead, keep spreading lies and misinformation as if it were fact. I am willing to acknowledge that there has been no definitive study done on the matter (since I can only assume scientists don't want to touch a bunch wangs) but those that have been done find no grounds to support your assertion.

What was it you called me? Oh that's right...Moran.

smage:
Spoken like a future father.

I'm currently a father of two. But you keep being the barely literate mouth breather you choose to be.

FTFA:
"Slow down," she says, pushing him back. "Just because I've decided to take you back, it doesn't erase the fact that you cheated on me." He looks away sheepishly.
"Look, we're going to be using condoms from now on," Toni says. "And tomorrow, we're getting tested. And that's that."
She kisses him, and Mike manages a little smile

Mike is smiling because he knows he can continuing banging whoever he wants because Toni is still going to forgive him and give it up after a brief conversation about safe sex.

Umm...so I'm cool with teaching young women to demand protection but do we also have to teach them to be stupid whores at the same time?

When your cell phone lectures you about wearing a condom, maybe you should wear a condom, or get rid of your cell phone

Or maybe you should stop farking your cell phone.

There are still people who haven't been told about condoms? Holy shiat on a stick. This must be where all the people in Fark headlines are coming from.

That being said, as a responsible woman, I've come to accept that there will probably be pills, foam and little latex cock-socks in the bedroom until such time as we're prepared for a production run of sprog. To statistically-adept engineers, the knockup-prevention approach tends to run to multiple methods, redundancies and prepared backups that makes NASA look like a bunch of preschoolers with crayons. Instead of 'every sperm is sacred,' a semi-Catholic upbringing seems to have instilled in him more of a 'nuke it from orbit' approach.

Ironically, he came home yesterday all full of glee, having opened a CD for the future sprog's college education and bought a flip-down TV for the station wagon so that said future kid (ETA 2014,) will have something to do on trips. This guy's like the ultimate Boy Scout; prepared for anything up to and including babies, economic downturns and nuclear war. There's a full-size fire extinguisher in every room and each of the cars, flashlights and radios in Louisiana-floodplain-grade quantity, and a full-size kegerator featuring two different brands of draft, in case a party emergency should arise.

If he wasn't just as meticulous about well-maintained bondage gear and a ready supply of shibari ropes, I'd be a little worried about starting a life with him.

SpiderQueenDemon: There are still people who haven't been told about condoms? Holy shiat on a stick. This must be where all the people in Fark headlines are coming from.

There are still people who think you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex. On the other side, there are people who think you can get pregnant for swallowing.

This just in: people will believe anything their older brothers tell them.

/doesn't have siblings
//has heard stories though...

PainBubble: SpiderQueenDemon: There are still people who haven't been told about condoms? Holy shiat on a stick. This must be where all the people in Fark headlines are coming from.

There are still people who think you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex. On the other side, there are people who think you can get pregnant for swallowing.

This just in: people will believe anything their older brothers tell them.

/doesn't have siblings
//has heard stories though...

When my younger sister was in college, there was a freshman one year who had to be educated about the birds and the bees by some of the other girls on her hall. Apparently, it was discovered that the girl knew nothing when she was reading a biology textbook, got to the part about reproduction, and was shocked.

/The girl had younger siblings too
//This was only 4 or 5 years ago

SpiderQueenDemon: little latex cock-socks

Cute. We call 'em raincoats.

Captain Fapdaily: No biggie. I always wear a condom anyway.

I was 11 and 1/2 when I lost my virginity, I used a condom then and in fact, I am now 53 and I have never had sex without a condom.

My problem with it is most women aren't stupid enough NOT to use one. At the middle and high school level, condom advocates like to target males because they're the ones who DON'T use (and usually don't WANT to) condoms.

I don't know, seems to me they're targeting the wrong group..

Remove all Republicans:

Of course, then there's Mangoose who trusts that the girls he's dating at going to tell him the truth about their prior history.

Does it burn when you pee or are you just deliberately not reading what I've said so you can have a chatfight?

For the record, I've never had an unwanted pregnancy or an STD. Of course, as I said, I would use a condom if I didn't really know or trust a girl. Guess I'm just a better judge of character (or have just had less partners). Plus there used to be a thing people did when they entered a real committed relationship, it's called an STD checkup. But go ahead, laugh. If you want to have sex without a condom, and you are in a relationship, go for it. Just don't go about it like an internet idiot, ie don't blindly rush in without the facts. Get the full workup, openly share your results so you know you're safe. Perhaps, the experience of opening yourselves up to each other will bring you closer. Perhaps you have Gonorrhea. Who knows?

Condoms are for sluts. But we love sluts, so it's okay. I joke

Captain Fapdaily: No biggie.

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you said it not me.

Ashtrey: Mental note, don't fark a chick from Jersey.

I was very close to doing that once. Then she tells me she has about 60 - 90 partners since she was 13. She gets tested every 3 months for things...so I stopped talking to her.

My brother on the other hand, dog that he is, tried to hit that up.He stopped trying after she told him she has been raped 5 times, and died and came back to life.

Moral of the story - no Jersey girlz.