We should take over Mexico. More beach front property, and it takes care of the whole illegal immigrant fiasco.

Make enough predictions and some will come true.
Then hope that the media takes a stranglehold of that prediction and conveniently omits your predictions.

Not news indeed.

Submitter: Bearded Mexican warlock

Guess what I'm calling Mrs. Spankowitz's hoo ha from now on. She'll be thrilled.

So now Cheech Marin is a soothsayer?

I've encountered people who seemed to have a knack for tarot cards and were so accurate so often it was scary. I even helped a friend, a die-hard skeptic, do research on tarot card use for his college thesis, and what he saw seriously freaked him out.

On the other hand, there are a lot of tarot freaks who have no talent whatsoever but waste no opportunity to fondle their cards in public, make a big, dramatic show of how mystical and omniscient they are (not), and give real tarot readers a bad name. This "Grand Warlock" guy falls squarely in this category.

/Or was he talking about Britney's sanity?

I believe he consults with Walter Mercado for his predictions.

[biatchy editor]
Properly, "warlock" means "betrayer" (traitor). It is not and never has meant "male witch". The modern English word "witch" is a gender-neutral word derived from a much older English word meaning "changer". In much older English usage, there were specific gendered terms for males and females involved in mystical 'earth-magick' but those words were discarded long ago.
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If this guy's calling himself a "warlock" then it's pretty certain he's just an old grizzled dude who's found a relatively easy and entertaining way to keep himself fed.

He doesn't always make predictions, but when he does, he prefers batshiat crazy.

Isn't he the same twit who predicted that Hillery Clinton would be elected president and Paris Hilton would commit suicide in 2008?

I was totally prepared to take him seriously until he made a prediction concerning B. Spears.

phunkey_monkey: Isn't he the same twit who predicted that Hillery Clinton would be elected president and Paris Hilton would commit suicide in 2008?

Actually, both of those things actually happened. However, as we all live in the matrix, we have not been allowed to see that reality.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: [biatchy editor]
Properly, "warlock" means "betrayer" (traitor). It is not and never has meant "male witch". The modern English word "witch" is a gender-neutral word derived from a much older English word meaning "changer". In much older English usage, there were specific gendered terms for males and females involved in mystical 'earth-magick' but those words were discarded long ago.
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If this guy's calling himself a "warlock" then it's pretty certain he's just an old grizzled dude who's found a relatively easy and entertaining way to keep himself fed.

And with the back of my hand I shall smite your words and force them back into the very hole they were uttered from.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)

Warlock \War"lock\, a.
Of or pertaining to a warlock or warlock; impish. [R.]

Thou shalt win the warlock fight. --J. R. Drak?

Warlock \War"lock\, n. [OE. warloghe a deceiver, a name or the
Devil, AS. w?rloga a belier or breaker of his agreement,
word, or pledge; w?r covenant, troth (aki? to L. verus true;
see Very) + loga a liar (in comp.), le['o]gan to lie. See
3d Lie.] A male witch; a wizard; a sprite; an imp. [Written also
warluck.] --Dryden.

It was Eyvind Kallda's crew Of warlocks blue, With
their caps of darkness hooded! --Longfellow

Wanted the South Park movie reference.

Did NOT leave disappointed.

+1

Does this guy have a friend named Genaro?

/"When Genaro shiats, the mountains tremble."
//DNRTFA

Came in here for the South Park.

/Left satisfied.

So did Saddam get his blue stone back? Maybe it was a phylactery.

Warlock was a German heavy metal band, assembled in 1982. They also could be described as hard rock or even glam metal, and gained some commercial success in the mid 1980s. By the end of the decade, singer Doro Pesch was the sole original member who remained in the band, and thus proceeded to form Doro, a band which was essentially a continuation of Warlock under a different name. Doro has several classic songs from Warlock on its repertoire.

Warlock (new window)

South Park? Check.

/and the world is good again.

MilitaryTigger: Warlock was a German heavy metal band, assembled in 1982. They also could be described as hard rock or even glam metal, and gained some commercial success in the mid 1980s. By the end of the decade, singer Doro Pesch was the sole original member who remained in the band, and thus proceeded to form Doro, a band which was essentially a continuation of Warlock under a different name. Doro has several classic songs from Warlock on its repertoire.

Warlock (new window)

\m/

rcain: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: [biatchy editor]
Properly, "warlock" means "betrayer" (traitor). It is not and never has meant "male witch". The modern English word "witch" is a gender-neutral word derived from a much older English word meaning "changer". In much older English usage, there were specific gendered terms for males and females involved in mystical 'earth-magick' but those words were discarded long ago.
[/biatchy editor]

If this guy's calling himself a "warlock" then it's pretty certain he's just an old grizzled dude who's found a relatively easy and entertaining way to keep himself fed.

And with the back of my hand I shall smite your words and force them back into the very hole they were uttered from.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)

Warlock \War"lock\, a.
Of or pertaining to a warlock or warlock; impish. [R.]

Thou shalt win the warlock fight. --J. R. Drak?

Warlock \War"lock\, n. [OE. warloghe a deceiver, a name or the
Devil, AS. w?rloga a belier or breaker of his agreement,
word, or pledge; w?r covenant, troth (aki? to L. verus true;
see Very) + loga a liar (in comp.), le['o]gan to lie. See
3d Lie.] A male witch; a wizard; a sprite; an imp. [Written also
warluck.] --Dryden.

It was Eyvind Kallda's crew Of warlocks blue, With
their caps of darkness hooded! --Longfellow

Wow, thanks. I guess I owe the real-life warlock guy some kind of apology now, huh? And I should totally take all that stuff seriously. Damn.

Gandolf??

A Mexican warlock you say? If he joins my group I'll just need a Canadian rogue, and then it's off to Northrend!

About all this warlock word usage discussion... well, that's just the word whoever wrote (or translate) the article chose to use. Here in Mexico, this guy calls himself El Brujo Mayor.. Spanish nouns are not gender neutral, brujo and bruja both meaning witch.

Now, it must be a slow news days indeed if news agencies are publishing something that once was the sole domain of weekday morning Mexican tv and skeptic bloggers.

mexicans truly can to anything nowadays! Mexicans mow my lawn, fix my car, pick up my trash, pick my fruit, clean my house and now be warlocks...man i wish i was mexican!

Seen Mexico, you can keep it.

Mexican? He looks like an Irish hobo.

Submitted this yesterday with a better headline referencing the best warlock of them all:

I predict half-baked retards will continue to believe in this guy in 2009 ...

I came for the South Park AND World of Warcraft reference. NJ, guis.

Wonder what Sergeant Kilgore is gonna think about this.

Vazquez erroneously predicted last year that oil prices would be stable and that Cuba's Fidel Castro and singer Britney Spears would die. This year, he says Spears will continue to triumph.

She's doomed.

If somebody claiming to predict the future calls themselves a "Warlock" you can confidently place them in the fraud category. There are a few people with very good records forecasting the future using various methods none of whom use the term "Warlock".

Carlos Castaneda facepalm.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Wow, thanks. I guess I owe the real-life warlock guy some kind of apology now, huh? And I should totally take all that stuff seriously. Damn.

Damn f'ing right, Mexican Warlock Local 832 is a force with which you do not want to fark with.

ThatIrishGuy: A Mexican warlock you say? If he joins my group I'll just need a Canadian rogue, and then it's off to Northrend!

I've know a South American midgit who's willing to be the Kender, lemme get my dice. ;)

suggestive_eye_movement: Mexican? He looks like an Irish hobo.

Lookin fer his lucky charms, he is.

rcain: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Wow, thanks. I guess I owe the real-life warlock guy some kind of apology now, huh? And I should totally take all that stuff seriously. Damn.

Damn f'ing right, Mexican Warlock Local 832 is a force with which you do not want to fark with.

Are they the ones that cut off heads and stuff? O crap O crap O crap. Damn. What do I give a guy like that? Rabbits or something? He looks like he might like some Lucky Charms.

He also predicted "More DOTs!" and "50 DKP minus!"

After seeing that picture came for LOTR reference. Did not disappoint.