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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Friends of skydiver who died during jump scatter her ashes while performing formation jump. "Oh God, I got Debbie in my mouth"   (tampabay.com) divider line 41
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gorauma 2009-01-04 11:08:11 AM  
Tastes like chicken?

 
Ponzholio 2009-01-04 11:13:57 AM  
The Dude unavailiable for comment.

content7.flixster.com

 
downtownkid 2009-01-04 11:16:59 AM  
Debbie, like so many of her fallen brothers...

 
Dhusk 2009-01-04 11:19:03 AM  
"Oh God, I got Debbie in my mouth"

Been there, done that.

 
Fixxor 2009-01-04 11:27:28 AM  
Thats what she said

 
clusterfrak 2009-01-04 11:42:01 AM  
Who hasn't had a little debbie in their mouth.

 
unicron702 2009-01-04 11:44:29 AM  
clusterfrak: Who hasn't had a little debbie in their mouth.

/Thread

 
Alleyoop 2009-01-04 11:47:21 AM  
You're doing it wrong.

sidesalad.net

/hotlink

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 11:50:02 AM  
I came for a Big Lebowski reference, was not disappointed.

 
m0loch 2009-01-04 11:56:19 AM  
SilentStrider: I came for a Big Lebowski reference, was not disappointed.

that makes two of us

 
msheda 2009-01-04 11:57:10 AM  
If she went up your nose would it be:

eau de humanity?

/horse, dead, beat it

 
EngineerBob 2009-01-04 12:00:33 PM  
"Got something in my eye "

 
otterly_delicious [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-01-04 12:00:49 PM  
i39.tinypic.com


I want this (new window)

 
Queen Dalek 2009-01-04 12:04:16 PM  
m0loch
SilentStrider: I came for a Big Lebowski reference, was not disappointed.

that makes two of us


That makes three of us

 
maxpower007 2009-01-04 12:04:30 PM  
SilentStrider: I came for a Big Lebowski reference, was not disappointed.

that was the first thing I thought of after reading the headline.

 
Euell Gibbons 2009-01-04 12:07:29 PM  
What makes people think that the rest of us want to breathe in someone's ashes?

 
CrispFlows 2009-01-04 12:14:51 PM  
Looked for a debbie does dallas joke...

Left dissapointed

 
mcwebe0 [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 01:07:04 PM  
What the fark was that shiat about Vietnam?

 
Nakito 2009-01-04 01:08:12 PM  
She was a nice piece of ash.

 
Kar98 2009-01-04 01:09:58 PM  
Good night, sweet princess.

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 01:47:08 PM  
Ash dives are common for skydivers that die.

 
JoeJitsu 2009-01-04 01:48:43 PM  
Skydive City sounds like the place where people who aren't erudite and talented enough to work as sideshow carnival exhibits congregate.

 
teedeepee 2009-01-04 02:00:08 PM  
m0loch: That makes two of us
Queen Dalek: That makes three of us

That makes 3.035 of us

 
teedeepee 2009-01-04 02:04:59 PM  
AntiNorm: Ash dives are common for skydivers that die.

Except when the chute fails to open -- then they tend to bury themselves.

 
Dr Dreidel 2009-01-04 02:16:45 PM  
teedeepee: AntiNorm: Ash dives are common for skydivers that die.

Except when the chute fails to open -- then they tend to bury themselves.


Yeah, but in much the same way butter gets "buried" on bread.

 
FarkeeDeSade [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 02:25:09 PM  
Shaka, when Debbie fell.

 
Hide your chickens 2009-01-04 02:41:29 PM  
EngineerBob
"Got something in my eye".

Was it Debbies ashes?

 
scottyvr6 2009-01-04 03:04:45 PM  
Um, so why did it get a Flordia tag?

 
studebaker hoch 2009-01-04 03:18:05 PM  
Someone's got a little bit of the captain in them.

 
SuperNinjaToad 2009-01-04 03:51:15 PM  
As the preacher prayed, Debbie's parakeet - named Bird - sat on a woman's shoulder and kept saying, "Pretty bird, pretty bird," and making wolf whistles. A three-legged dog barked. A man nicknamed Boxcar sat on the ground with his bottle of lager and his pygmy goat - named Monkey - curled in his lap. A good friend of Debbie's named Scarlett Schneppat got up to speak. She wore one of Debbie's shirts - a snug blue T-shirt that said "I wish you were beer" - and sobbed.


You can't make this stuff up folks.. ya just can't. At any rate looks like Debbie lived a pretty kickass life and no doubt had many interesting characters as friends..

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2009-01-04 05:28:25 PM  
scottyvr6: Um, so why did it get a Flordia tag?

Because she lived in Floriduh, maybe.

 
NannyStatePark 2009-01-04 05:37:22 PM  
When I was in NYC I got some ashes in my eye and on my face. I'm like WTF? Then I went around the corner and saw the funeral home with the onsite crematorium.

 
FoWayHo 2009-01-04 06:33:04 PM  
An Ash Dive in skydiving is the equivalent of a Viking burial. It's a high honor to be on the jump and a higher honor for the deceased whose friends bring them up for one (or two) last skydives. Everyone's thoughts on the person that's being said good bye to. It's a celebration of their life.

It's a skydiver thing for sure.

 
BeSerious 2009-01-04 07:27:29 PM  
Poor form subby. Youre a farking asshole.

 
GHGlaser 2009-01-04 08:10:45 PM  
BeSerious: Poor form subby. Youre a farking asshole.

I can only imagine the entries that didn't win the coveted green.

 
theorellior 2009-01-04 08:39:47 PM  
The image that came immediately to mind was covered in the second post. Good jorb, Farkers.

 
Darklynoon 2009-01-05 04:12:01 AM  
Ponzholio: The Dude unavailiable for comment.

I came for this and was very satisfied

 
X_ray_dude 2009-01-05 10:50:11 AM  
The Dude, unavailable for comment, is washing out his mouth with a black russian.

Hunter S Thompson also unavailable for comment.

James Doohan says "you're doing it wrong"

 
tailsjedi 2009-01-05 10:59:45 AM  
Reminds me of the episode of SouthPark where Cartman finds a container of chocolate drink mix in Kenny's house... exept it was Kenny's ashes! Then Kenny's spirit possesses Cartman.

 
Thusly Farked [TotalFark] 2009-01-05 01:28:54 PM  
FTFA: Debbie told her parents that if she died, she wanted to be cremated and her ashes scattered during a jump.

If?

 
SkydiveMike 2009-01-05 11:29:23 PM  
Subby is a dumb-fark. Tagging this Flordia? Just stupid. Ash dives are a skydiving tradition throughout the world and considered an honor.

(of course the other real honor is rolling some ashes up in a joint and smoking it)

 
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