Furniture stores rob customers, criminals rob furniture store. Bit of karma, eh?

-1 subby

/maybe I didn't get it

Who robs a furniture store?
Oh, it was in Allentown? That explains it.

Ikea what you did there.

Da, da, da.

These monthly robberies are fabrications. The store owner is bilking the insurance company $70 at a time. In another 100 years or so it'll be enough to retire on.

IkilledJudas: Who robs a furniture store?
Oh, it was in Allentown? That explains it.

That place scares the shiat out of me.

There must have been couch cushions thrown everywhere.

Burglarized nine times since July. If this isn't an insuraqnce scam, she deserves to be burgled. If it were my store, I would be there during the night, next burglar would get himself shot.

So hard times hit these guys?



What, they couldn't hang on to any of that VW money?

He's SMASHED ... the eggs ... in his pockets [singsong]under the table.

/Better not be obscure!
//Manuel!