<dave barry>Endangered Monkey Meat would be a GREAT name for a rock band.</dave barry>

Manneh manneh, doot-doo-doo-doo

What about greasy grimy gopher guts?

No, but the right to privacy allows it.

First they came for the monkey meat, and I said nothing because I wasn't a monkey...

awfulperson: What about greasy grimy gopher guts?

And hairy little piglets' feet? And the porpoise pus, I suppose that's right out?

Pink lemonade is still OK.

Dallymo: awfulperson: What about greasy grimy gopher guts?

And hairy little piglets' feet? And the porpoise pus, I suppose that's right out?

Pink lemonade is still OK.

I forgot my spoon :( ....

LadyHawke: Dallymo: awfulperson: What about greasy grimy gopher guts?

And hairy little piglets' feet? And the porpoise pus, I suppose that's right out?

Pink lemonade is still OK.

I forgot my spoon :( ....

But I still got my straw. :)

MorningBreath: No, but the right to privacy allows it.

Nah, women's lib and femnism does.

Is monkey "meat" code for monkey "dick"?

yum. monkey meat. actually i think this post has more to do w/ the pizza taking too long to deliver. :/

She actually used the First Amendment as a defense? Surely she'd have had a better argument with the Second Amendment claim.

/ That is, if the US constitution defines the right to bear arms, she should have the corresponding right to her monkey peckers.

If smuggling endangered monkey meat is wrong I don't want to be right.

Well, I did a GIS for "monkey meat." Not really sure what it was I expected to find. Don't you do one, too. Just...don't do it.

ScottMpls: Is monkey "meat" code for monkey "dick"?

If you really want it to be....

I didn't know monkey meat was endangered. So if she smuggles in the fur and bones, that would be okay? Probably not as edible, but less endangered.

How will we make monkey bacon then?

Doctor Funkenstein: Just...don't do it.

Now i have to

Headline: Judge Spanks Monkey Meat.

That's just stupid. If your religion condones (or requires) human sacrifice, the first amendment won't protect you from prosecution under murder statutes.

AuralArgument:

i don't see the big deal

AuralArgument: Doctor Funkenstein: Just...don't do it.

Now i have to

It's not pleasant. Not the worst thing I've ever seen, but be warned.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
/hands AuralArgument a kitten

animalmagnet: That's just stupid. If your religion condones (or requires) human sacrifice, the first amendment won't protect you from prosecution under murder statutes.

Really? Damn.

/makes note to start new defense for those human sacrifices to Kali.

AuralArgument: AuralArgument:

i don't see the big deal

I got a bunch of ass-whooped, skinned monkeys. And a naked Japanese guy for some reason. What came up for you?

When the bible says, "eat monkey meat" dammit you eat monkey meat

Damn activists judges!

"She actually used the First Amendment as a defense? Surely she'd have had a better argument with the Second Amendment claim.

/ That is, if the US constitution defines the right to bear arms, she should have the corresponding right to her monkey peckers."

That's preposterous, of course. However, if she had only been importing the monkey's extremeties she might have had a good claim under the commerce claws...

Sounds weird, but then eating monkey meat is one speculation into the idea of HIV spreading to humans from monkeys. Were the dog, cat, and rat already eaten?

Doctor Funkenstein: What came up for you?

same the hanging jack was on meat hooks, but I've seen worse

/should stay outta 4chan

I would think that'd be allowed in her carrion luggage.

FTA:Manneh's lawyers claimed a First Amendment right, arguing that some Liberian Christians eat monkey meat for spiritual reasons.

You can't just claim this. There has to be some well-established religious practice to argue the 1st amendment. You can't invoke Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof just because. If I cooked up a religion in my basement and got everyone on my block to agree that a stray-pet-barbeque each Saturday was a way to worship, the hands of the government would be spreading my cheeks pretty quick. If the Bible states that you need to eat monkey meat, you might have a case.

/It does not say that.

Is it Mon(k)day?

Dallymo: And the porpoise pus, I suppose that's right out?

Only if it's plippy-ploppy.

What about chopped up baby parakeet? Has anyone heard anything?

/no monkey shenanigans around here

They should punish her by making her eat it.

bacallxo: They should punish her by making her eat it.

Or by making her watch Jessica Simpson movies followed by Bush speeches on continuous repeat for a week.

cksewell: When the bible says, "eat monkey meat" dammit you eat monkey meat

Obviously Jebus ate monkey meat too.

our rights under fire!!!

Damn. There goes my plan to convert to Rastafarianism, travel to Amsterdam for my *ahem* pilgrimage, and bring some choice green back with me...

gopher321: LadyHawke: Dallymo: awfulperson: What about greasy grimy gopher guts?

And hairy little piglets' feet? And the porpoise pus, I suppose that's right out?

Pink lemonade is still OK.

I forgot my spoon :( ....

But I still got my straw. :)

Was the monkey meat mutilated?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I would think that'd be allowed in her carrion luggage.

Bravo!

Dinjiin: /no monkey shenanigans around here

None 12PM-12AM?
Is that to say it IS a designated spanking area 12AM-12PM?

If it wasn't tenderized, lightly dusted with flour, almond encrusted and pan fried with a light bernaise sauce she never had a chance. That Judge is picky.

\I'm sure they left out the condom-orifice part.

Yes, greasey grimy gopher guts and little dirty birdy feet are still OK.

I think this is BS and just goes to show how powerful big brother is in our 'free' country.
Not only is the meat going into her own body, but these monkeys aren't even American.

cksewell: When the bible says, "eat monkey meat" dammit you eat monkey meat

Except that it doesn't. She can go back to Liberia and eat it all she wants. We don't do that shiat over here.

/purple headed people eater

Isn't there an Ebola risk in eating monkey meat?