Coming soon? They are in practically every mall in my neck of the woods and have been for a few years.

here to..have been for a while. The old people, mall walkers, are always stopping off there.

'There is a fine line between dentistry and putting on lipstick,' he said.


....m-kay

_{/yes, I get the point. Funny anyway}

Ugh. These people even show up at all of Atlanta's outdoor festivals... they set up a bunch of chairs underneath a big tent and run a generator for their scary UV laser looking things... it's surreal late at night.. you just see glowing mouthes...

Richard Hammonds should be pleased.

I saw one of those just set up at sams today. They didn't look very busy. Maybe they should do like a sample thing and whiten one of your teeth. If you are dumb enough to fall for that then you either have to pay to get your whole mouth done or go around with one tooth all shiny and the rest funkified.

Why do people feel it necessary to have chalk-white teeth now? I've never understood the attraction. But, then again, I don't understand the Vietnamese custom of tooth-blackening, either.

There's one at Northtown.

Never have seen a person actually there though.

They still have malls?

People in malls have teeth?

is it safe?

/what?

I captured this "The Black Hole" moment months ago.

I saw a guy getting one done at Lynnhaven mall the other day. If you are at a mall getting your teeth whitened, you deserve to be stared and laughed at by the people on the escalator.

I told my girlfriend in high school that the bleach taste from my ejaculate helped make her teeth whiter, so I'm getting a huge kick...

Have a chariot race to decide if she can operate her business.

I don't see the point of the teeth whitening fad. But then I have tetracycline stains on my teeth which whitening supposedly would make worse.

TheGreatGazoo: I don't see the point of the teeth whitening fad. But then I have tetracycline stains on my teeth which whitening supposedly would make worse.

Aren't those birth control pills?

Hopefully the hawkers will not be as annoying as those dead sea hand scrub people I see at every mall i go to nowadays. While the prospect of a girl asking if she can wash my hands is nice, I'm frankly never going to spend $20 on a tub of hand "scrub" that works as well as a $1 bottle of orange clean.

Juniper Jupiter: TheGreatGazoo: I don't see the point of the teeth whitening fad. But then I have tetracycline stains on my teeth which whitening supposedly would make worse.

Aren't those birth control pills?


tetracycline = antibiotic
Tri-Cyclen = birth control pill

Same people who get their ears pierced in a kiosk in the middle of the mall.

Juniper Jupiter: TheGreatGazoo: I don't see the point of the teeth whitening fad. But then I have tetracycline stains on my teeth which whitening supposedly would make worse.

Aren't those birth control pills?

No, tetracycline is an antibiotic.

Byno: I told my girlfriend in high school that the bleach taste from my ejaculate helped make her teeth whiter, so I'm getting a huge kick...

Dewd: stop drinking tap water. Too much chlorine. Drink filtered water and your spooge won't be so toxic-tasting. I had a GF who refused to offer me oral services unless I fixed the bleach taste. It worked, and we went on to enjoy many memorable oral escapades.

/Until she went all neurotic bat-shiat crazy and I booted her out of the house.
//Back to tap water.

Melisande: tetracycline = antibiotic
Tri-Cyclen = birth control pill

Beat me because I've been drinking and got side-tracked reading about tetracycline and the active ingredients in birth control pills. Friends don't let friends drink and Google/Wikipedia, but they encourage drinking and Farking.

I hate those perfume people who try to spray me with their designer impostor crap.

/work in a mall kiosk....not getting a kick :(

my kiosk is actually directly above the "SmileBrite" booth......people actually pay $90 for that shiat



/brother in law runs one of those too

TheGreatGazoo: I don't see the point of the teeth whitening fad. But then I have tetracycline stains on my teeth which whitening supposedly would make worse.

So do you have acne or an STD?

I keed, I keed

/hospital drone

Melisande: tetracycline = antibiotic
Tri-Cyclen = birth control pill

the_good_senator: No, tetracycline is an antibiotic.

Ah...Whoopsy! :P

They do sound alike, no?

/I was about to ask TheGreatGazoo if he...uh never mind...
//These drug companies REALLY need to research a little better for their pill names...

Coming next: Boob-enlargement/penis lengthening kiosks.

I just pay for the Crest ones. Work good and my teeth don't get that chalk thing going on.

Juniper Jupiter: //These drug companies REALLY need to research a little better for their pill names...

I think they're running out of names. Soon, much like many makes of car, new drugs will be referred to by strings of letters and numbers. "Ask your doctor if 232-GXI is right for you!"

daychilde: 'There is a fine line between dentistry and putting on lipstick,' he said.



A pitbull?

Approves

/link is hotter than Zeta-Jones

I read that as "tit-widening kiosks".

Which, I submit to you gentle reader, is a much better idea.

"You think your mother and sister are dead. They are not dead. Well... your sister anyway. Look for her in the Valley of the WestFields Mall, if you can still recognize her. Heh heh heh. Urghhhhh."

We have had them in Austins Highland Mall for a while now, HEEEEELARIOUS to watch. Right next to the Chinese (Korean) Massage therapist doing thier schtick.

Byno: I told my girlfriend in high school that the bleach taste from my ejaculate helped make her teeth whiter, so I'm getting a huge kick...


Dang...I thought that read lick at the end.

simpsonfan: Have a chariot race to decide if she can operate her business.

I larfed.

/it's a pseudonym!

Gyrfalcon: Coming next: Boob-enlargement/penis lengthening kiosks.

Simultaneously?

already got em at the mall near me... conveniently located next to mrs fields cookies.


the BIG new thing is the eyebrow plucking kiosks. youve been warned!

(first time i saw it there was some guido getting HIS eyebrows done... i couldnt stop laughing!!!!)

TheGreatGazoo: I don't see the point of the teeth whitening fad. But then I have tetracycline stains on my teeth which whitening supposedly would make worse.

It does make them worse. They stand out more than they did before.

/wish I'd known that before the tooth bleaching incident

There's on at Circle Center in Indy. It's right by the food court. Freaking weird. I never see anyone getting it done though. I also hate the creepy people that want you to try their lotion crap.

/puts it in the basket

fish500: Meth mouth thread!!

It won't be me, but someone's gonna smite you with a +5 banhammer for that one.

This is what they really need in malls:

theorellior: Why do people feel it necessary to have chalk-white teeth now? I've never understood the attraction. But, then again, I don't understand the Vietnamese custom of tooth-blackening, either.

I think the idea is that whiter teeth make you look younger, and it's something that you can't put makeup on.

I don't understand it myself. I want as much enamel on my teeth as possible, damn the colour.

theorellior: fish500: Meth mouth thread!!

It won't be me, but someone's gonna smite you with a +5 banhammer for that one.

Oh I will! C'mere you


/nearly threw up my dinner

CornFedIowan: Gyrfalcon: Coming next: Boob-enlargement/penis lengthening kiosks.

Simultaneously?

Why not?

shadow9: already got em at the mall near me... conveniently located next to mrs fields cookies.


the BIG new thing is the eyebrow plucking kiosks. youve been warned!

(first time i saw it there was some guido getting HIS eyebrows done... i couldnt stop laughing!!!!)

People, do not get your eyebrows done by someone who was fired from the Rosetta Stone kiosk. If you must get them done, find a professional based on recommendation from someone with nice looking eyebrows.

louiedog: People, do not get your eyebrows done by someone who was fired from the Rosetta Stone kiosk. If you must get them done, find a professional based on recommendation from someone with nice looking eyebrows.

Wow. In this state in order to wax eyebrows for money you have to be licensed esthetician. I think licensed stylists also can, but the point being, you need a license to wax eyebrows.

They had one of these at the local Sam's club. There were a couple of the resident trophy wives getting their teeth done. That crap doesn't look safe at all. It is about as bad as the laser treatment center that have been popping up in strip malls. People with zero medical training should not be coming at your face with a laser.