Michelangelo *is* a party dude.

Hope it wasn't the black ninja.

He should be off the coast of Somalia, fighting the pirates.

Lulz.

Cowabunga dudes!

He's got skills

Nunchakus are hand weapons consisting of two hardwood sticks joined by a chain or cord what Michaelangelo used.

Internet media needs to know its audience.

i always wondered, is it pronounced "nun-chucks" or "nun-cha-koo-s" cause i've heard it both ways.

+3 subby for not calling them "numchucks."

CaesarSneezy: Nunchakus are hand weapons consisting of two hardwood sticks joined by a chain or cord what Michaelangelo used to totally wail on the Sistine Chapel ceiling

/suddenly hungry for pizza, dude...

Machetes are so lame. Girls only want boyfriends who have great nunckakas skills.

docbenspock: i always wondered, is it pronounced "nun-chucks" or "nun-cha-koo-s" cause i've heard it both ways.

technically it's "nun-cha-koo".

docbenspock: i always wondered, is it pronounced "nun-chucks" or "nun-cha-koo-s" cause i've heard it both ways.

don't know but in Japan the "u" is rarely emphasized: i.e. Yokosuka is not pronounced "yo-ko-su-ka" it's more like "yokos-ka"

Came for TMNT.

Leaving satisfied.

I thought the gun was the traditional weapon of Florida.

mandingueiro: docbenspock: i always wondered, is it pronounced "nun-chucks" or "nun-cha-koo-s" cause i've heard it both ways.

don't know but in Japan the "u" is rarely emphasized: i.e. Yokosuka is not pronounced "yo-ko-su-ka" it's more like "yokos-ka"

Or as it's translated into English: to pee on.

SWEET!

nucular bum: I thought the gun was the traditional weapon of Florida.

Doesn't look too menacing.

Approves.
/bowhunting is next

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Michelangelo *is* a party dude.

Yet this situation seems to call more for Raphael, who was cool but rude.

A Tout Le Monde: Doesn't look too menacing.

I guess those constant warning screens didn't make a difference. Maybe in Florida their Wiis say:

Please attach to wrist securely, etc...

Press B to start game, A to cancel.

B ----------> O
O

Hexonxonx: SWEET!

4 minutes... ya couldn't wait 4 minutes...

damn you all to hell!
/next time... nest time...

Man, Fark really changed my butterfly ballet somehow.

...disapproves.

I might have to disagree with the headline. While the gun is the obvious weapon of choice, nunchakus might be higher than machetes. Having grown up in Florida, I knew entirely too many people who owned (or sadly, built their own) set of nunchakus, along with various sets of throwing stars. Even more depressing, some of them would carry around one of their throwing stars in their wallets. Thankfully, now that I no longer live in Florida, I no longer know anyone who owns these things. About the only good thing about it was watching them hit themselves with the nunchakus while trying to display their ninja prowess.

/proudly never owned either item
//the Dragon's Teeth daggers are much cooler
///just kidding, no they're not

I live in Florida and I have 3 Machete's and 8 guns, but no nunchakus.

What, no pic of Horatio Caine saying pithy?

cjdusa: I live in Florida and I have 3 Machete's and 8 guns, but no nunchakus.

I live in Florida and have a bottle of chloroform. Its really all i need.

I live in FL, and the gun is the preferred weapon here . . .

/killing someone with a machete is like killing them with a rake
//just a common gardening tool....

CornFedIowan: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Michelangelo *is* a party dude.

Yet this situation seems to call more for Raphael, who was cool but rude.

Gimme a break!

CornFedIowan

go ninja go ninja go

Dr.Salvador: CornFedIowan: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Michelangelo *is* a party dude.

Yet this situation seems to call more for Raphael, who was cool but rude.

Gimme a break!

That's a fact, Jack!

/he's a radical rat

Were the nunchuks made from the wooden handle of a garden rake?

/Obscure to all except for a red-headed goddess that I know.
//"Hey, Ronnie..... where's the f*cking rake???"

I got a machete and a case of wine for Christmas. Look for me in a future Fark headline.

At least they didn't fark with the wrong mexican

Numchucks? In My Fark?

/its more likely than you think.

Instead of using a machete lawsuit, the traditional weapon of Florida, man hits a person over the head with nunchakus, thus offering the opportunity for said strikee to use traditional weapon of Florida.

FTFY

/needs more coffee

nunchucks???

is it 1987 all over again?


if it is I want some mail order throwing stars off the back of my Mad magazine :)

AC21365: Cowabunga dudes!

Reaganomics!

this is only funny because I live in florida and have a machete in the trunk of my car.